“When Parker Met Guy†Page 9: Video Game
Thursday, July 2nd, 2009Two pages in three days, take that!
Hey, go check out Dreamless, another comic that I write. Starting to get interesting!
The first two issues of Last Blood (another comic I write) are now on the iPhone as well, and the first issue has an alternate cover by Marry Me artist Remy “Eisu” Mokhtar! Go download it for free! And don’t forget to download Marry Me on the iPhone as well!
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July 2nd, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Hoo boy, an update! Also, First Comment on this website, ever! Nice update, and I appreciate Guy’s way of not having a care in the world.
July 2nd, 2009 at 3:01 pm
first!
yay!
2 pages in 3 days!
you’re amazing
July 2nd, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Wow it’s been forever since you updated I am so happy!
July 2nd, 2009 at 4:11 pm
EPIC! *LOL*
She actually looks like some Asian Samurai Chef in that outfit as well. Just paint it white.
…I hope Guy isn’t about to start looking for turtle shells to throw.
July 2nd, 2009 at 4:16 pm
OMG! Sailor Moon now uses machetes.
July 2nd, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I must say, I’m beginning to understand why Guy didn’t want this story told.
July 2nd, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Those kids look unusually happy that Parker is weilding a cleaver above their heads… O_o
^_^ I like it.
July 2nd, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Wow, I just spent the past hour or so reading this entire comic from the beginning, and I love it to death already. The art is amazing, and the characters are wonderful. Great job!
July 2nd, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Guy: “I’m in a video game.”
July 2nd, 2009 at 6:21 pm
brilliant. I love this storyline.
And updates! They are glorious.
July 2nd, 2009 at 9:33 pm
July 2nd, 2009 at 11:29 pm
LOL I love how they just sit there, totally unconcerned that she’s about to bring a GIANT KNIFE down towards them at high speeds…. Are they just brave? Stupid? Trusting? Probably all three.
Either way, that was HILARIOUS.
And yay bobby for update! Thanks a ton, glad you didn’t forget about this comic ^_^
And really guys, if you haven’t already, check out Dreamless, it’s EPIC already and it’s barely even started….
But please don’t ever forget about Marry Me! XD <3
July 3rd, 2009 at 12:27 am
Parker can cut my rope with a cleaver any time, if you get what I mean.
… Actually I’m not sure I even know what I mean.
Either way, great page!
July 3rd, 2009 at 1:08 am
god I’d almost given up on this site, glad to see it moving again. I’m really enjoying Dreamless by the way.
July 3rd, 2009 at 3:37 am
I don’t think I’ve ever been that delirious. Probably a good thing, or my brother would have even more blackmail material against me.
Yay Eisu for updating! Yay Bobby for new scripts! Yay Marry Me awesomeness!
July 3rd, 2009 at 5:40 am
I think bobby is a comic ninja. He posts when you least expect it.
I find that awesome.
July 3rd, 2009 at 6:34 am
Heh. I love how fans who were once cursing the ground Bobby walks on for not updating in a while are now singing his praises for two pages in three days. Fickle much? XD
July 3rd, 2009 at 8:19 am
I never cursed him for lack of updates
Sure I wanted more (’cuz of teh AWESOME) but I understand, life happens XD It’s not like he has an obligation to us or anything…. I’m just happy for the privilege of new stuff! 
July 3rd, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Isn’t that the American way Ellie? Whine until you get what you want, then claim you weren’t whining? Oh, and try to pass off responsibility to anyone else.
July 3rd, 2009 at 6:58 pm
omg, is this an update?… nah it can’t be
July 3rd, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Two pages. ^_^ Simply fabulous. And the perfect comedic timing is as strong as it every was. ♥
July 5th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
I’m really liking Guy’s facial expressions in the final panels of these last two pages.
July 6th, 2009 at 6:42 am
I was beginning to wonder there if you had taken a page out of VG Cats’ playbook with the updating schedule.
July 6th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Anyone else aroused at Parker wielding that cleaver over the “Stay Tied Up” players?
Just me?
Oh well, must be because my foot hurt and then Sailor Moon lied to me…
July 6th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
woot! an update!!!
July 7th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
why?
July 7th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
I read this one a while ago, I just checked in because I heard a rumor about an update
So glad I did. Great page. I read Dreamless (totally awesome and a completely different feel) This comic is awesome in a different way. I dig it, so glad I decided to click. ;D
July 8th, 2009 at 1:38 am
Parker kind of looks like a dragonball z character with her hair like that.
Thanks for the update. This comic is way sweet.
July 9th, 2009 at 12:20 am
Sheesh, I take Marry Me off of my bookmarks toolbar for two weeks and end up with two updates! Good think my boyfriend does well with sporadically checking sporadically updated comics.
If you don’t mind the parrot syndrome. 
Now I know why Parker said the story made him look cute.
I have been cursed with terrible depth perception and incredible nearsightedness, so when I saw Parker bringing the cleaver down, I saw myself doing that and slicing open some poor kid. !
Guy is so cute delirious.
Rob: “Parker can cut my rope with a cleaver any time, if you get what I mean.”
…Ow. I’m a girl and I still say ow. I thought guys DIDN’T generally want their ‘ropes’ cut?
I’ve been hearing everyone saying “Read Dreamless! It’s so awesome!” (including the author, but nobody minds shameless self-plugging these days…) and I’ve thought of getting into it because I love Marry Me and I’m unemployed and have nothing better to do, but I’m concerned that Dreamless updates about as regularly as Marry Me. :/ I’m not patient enough to wait on two comics. Can anyone attest to Dreamless’ regularity for me?
July 9th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
I agree with Ro….comic ninja!!!!!! (I found that particularly funny)
Anyway, great page! As a side note, I am also really enjoying Dreamless as well!
July 10th, 2009 at 1:54 am
Woot!!! an update ^^ tank you very much
July 11th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Yay an update let’s hope he can bring this side story back to being a main part of the story
July 12th, 2009 at 6:43 am
Oh wow, I forgot about this comic for a while and it… didn’t move much xD Oh well.
…Have I ever actually commented before? It just occurred to me that the answer might be no. And I’ve been reading for HOW long?
July 12th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
@Marzipan
If I’m remembering correctly, Dreamless has only missed an update once. You really should check it out. The story is intriguing and the art is incredible.
July 12th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Marzipan, Dreamless updates every Monday and one week it updated Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Fabulous week. It truly is an amazing story and you won’t be disappointed.
July 13th, 2009 at 2:47 am
this doesn’t seem to be going in any direction I can recognize.
July 14th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Parker = WORST BABYSITTER EVER.
July 15th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
MOREEEE!
July 16th, 2009 at 2:22 am
One page in two months! Congrats, Rob Liefeld looks like a work-a-holic in comparison.
July 16th, 2009 at 9:36 am
What the heck? This was the second page in three days, as the first line of my blog post below the comic says. Most of the people who complain about a lack of updates are too stupid to even find the pages when they go up.
July 16th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
I love how the kids are just like “tum tee tum tum” as Parker holds the cleaver above her head.
I might have peed just a little before she cut the ropes.
Nice updates :]
July 17th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Guy’s nephew just looks toooo much like Guy, i’m pretty sure he’s a Guy fan, i mean look how excited his brother is when Guy showed up, he must have got his brother to show how he felt, being the manipulative kid he is
and i like how Guy is still all smiling, even thou he is sick, really backs up the nice-guy bit.
July 19th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
I personally just noticed how impressive Parker’s aim was. Holy crap did she seriously do that in one straight swing? Remind me never to fight Her. Yikes.
July 20th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
I am so happy that this comic isn’t dead! The update has completely brightened my day!