and consoled that parker really was always crazy.

jonah is adorable i want his hair. dont ask me why i want a little boy’s hair. i just do. it looks cool. i like the way it falls.

i suppose we’ll meet guy soon? cant wait.

I should have left that comment out…eluded to possibly being a hermaphrodite or something…ah well…you have beaten me *hangs head in shame, lol*

No one said it had to be your head that you’re shaking.

Alicia Says:

April 3rd, 2009 at 9:09 am
@Sydney: Okay *Pulls your hair back to bare your neck and quickly lashes out, drinking down your blood. When you’re panting from blood loss, she bites her own wrist and offers it to you* Drink from me, and you will live forever ^_~

@Marie: Okay, I’ll need a break ~Very happily satisfied/full~ But I can pencil you in ^_~

Et all: I love bunnies, especially the battery-operated kind. ROWR â„¢

**Also**

As I am a WOMAN, I only have one head to shake.

“I’ve come to expect more from you. *shakes head*”
Which head?

@Pander: What the heck? No response to my bunny comment? I’ve come to expect more from you. *shakes head*

RESPECT….MAH……AUTHORITAH

“Aww, really? You’d do that for me?”
I’d do it for any hottie.

“I’m not completely sure whether to feel loved or frightened…maybe a little of both ^.~”
My presence is often a blessing and a curse.

“Oft I’ve wanted to be referred to as Sven the Mighty Gigolo, Who Leaves Awe and Mystery In His Wake. Unfortunately my name is not Sven.”
“Alas and alack…”
Nice wording!

“that would be an awful lot to type every time though…”
I’m worth it.

“would people be allowed to just call you Sven?”
Sort of lacks the oomph that I’m going for.

“Because the rest doesn’t even shorten up nicely like MASTER did (hurray confusing people by cross referencing forums).”
Good point. I need to come up with a good backronym instead.
Sven The Universal Deity.

They can call me that instead (note, it took me about 4 seconds to come up with that).

““Except for commitment.” Hence the harem.”
Precisely.

“:::snickers::: it’s people like you that make me remember that I sometimes have kind of a warped sense of humor…”
Toilet humor is the best type of humor. Just ask the creators of South Park.

“Very true…and also another vaguely painful pun.”
I’m a deity. I can get away with making bad puns.

” Hmm, so if you didn’t summon them, does the agency have a return policy? Because lately they seem to be targeting you…might want to look into that.”
I don’t mess with the unions. Unions are like bullies. When you ignore them, they eventually lose interest and go away.

Jon: “MARRY ME: Updates Annually!”
Jon (not me) made a funny! *gasp*

A complaint, but done with style! Nice.