“When Parker Met Guy†Page 5: Stay Tied Up
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February 22nd, 2009 at 12:40 am
Finally, we get to the part where they actually meet.
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:41 am
*=x. Whoops.
February 22nd, 2009 at 1:59 am
O.o Kinky =P
February 22nd, 2009 at 3:11 am
She was even crazy then lol
February 22nd, 2009 at 3:13 am
Awesome new page. I seriously did not expect this to be the ’solution’ to the hospital issue.
And I just downloaded the marry me app. Sweet idea, thanks!
February 22nd, 2009 at 4:16 am
WOW just wow! i love this comic it took me four days of nonstop reading to catch up! i love the drawing design and i can’t wait until the movie comes out! i love parker too bad shes gay! she looks hotter gay anyways! love the kids there almost a reflection of Diana and yeah looks like she settled down! p.s. i love the wedding photo where parker was wearing a tux and was guys best man! lol priceless! hope you have more updates soon!
February 22nd, 2009 at 4:18 am
…does anyone find it strange the diana hired parker to look after her children while the children are looking after her brother?…i find that kinda weird!
February 22nd, 2009 at 6:19 am
Wow….
That’s a whole different approach to babysitting….
Good old Parker!
February 22nd, 2009 at 7:36 am
*sighs and rubs temples* Why do I have the feeling this is going to add bondage jokes to the lesbian vampire talk?
Awesome solution to the hospital rule, btw.
February 22nd, 2009 at 7:38 am
A New Twist on the who can stay quiet game……
Great!…..Now I have to buy a IPOD TPOUCH!!!
February 22nd, 2009 at 8:29 am
To be fair, how placid are those kids. I think she’d realise that they aren’t going to cause any trouble if they’re willing to be tied up so comprehensively like that…
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:04 pm
lol. i think parker is my brother… he liked to play that game with me alot.. usually when he wanted to sneak out of the house and i was asleep
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:22 pm
wow i love this comic, i wish it was updated more often
February 22nd, 2009 at 1:12 pm
If I was Parker, I would leave the kids tied up and look after Guy myself.
But what if Guy has to go to the hospital? Would that mean Parker wouldn’t get paid?
February 22nd, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Parker’s expression: oh SNAP!
February 22nd, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Ellie: oh yes. I so can see the bondage-vampire-lesbian thing with the bakery-and-shower-orgy. All we need now is pudding wrestling in maid outfits or only aprons. Rrrrowr, I’m beginning to like this idea.
February 22nd, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Hmm, good idea Parker, I may have to employ your same baby-sitting techniques when I next ’sit.
February 22nd, 2009 at 4:11 pm
“oh yes. I so can see the bondage-vampire-lesbian thing with the bakery-and-shower-orgy. All we need now is pudding wrestling in maid outfits or only aprons. Rrrrowr, I’m beginning to like this idea.”
And now I think if people DO make bondage-vampire-lesbian jokes, I only have myself to blame, right?
February 22nd, 2009 at 4:40 pm
This discussion keeps getting better!
Oh, and tying up children so they don’t get into trouble is brilliant. Of course, sick Guy upstairs is not so much a good thing…
February 22nd, 2009 at 8:48 pm
I knew I was doing it wrong all these years! Geez Why didn’t I ever think to tie the kids up? It would only make life so much easier. That does it I guess, next time I babysit my little brother I’m tieing him to a chair. and LOL Bondage in the shower/bakery lesbian scenes. I forsee people getting spanked with spatulas.
February 22nd, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Ha ha ha ha!, that just cracks me up. I was curious as to why hire a sitter if Guy is going to be around. And if Guy isn’t around why is the story starting here.
February 22nd, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Oops. Maybe Crazy Daisy should’ve mentioned the invalid little brother upstairs.
Parker’s babysitting method reminds me of that babysitting episode of Daria, where Jane tells Daria to tell them about this great game called “Cemetery.” “You lie down and pretend you’re dead. First one to move or make a sound loses.” Of course, Parker’s method will keep working even if the kids change their minds about playing…
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:35 pm
“Ellie: And now I think if people DO make bondage-vampire-lesbian jokes, I only have myself to blame, right?”
Yep. That’s the beauty of it.
And Hayden Chase, I never even THOUGHT of spanking with spatulas. To quote Pander, rowr.
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:17 am
Never looked at the potato masher the same way after I found out what my wife had done with it be fore I knew her. Amazing what can be done with kitchen implements and some cord and/or rope…
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:24 am
Wow, I love this.
I just read through in like an hour.
I just think that maybe, you could have just stayed on with the original storyline. Like, maybe you could do the wedding, the honeymoon, stuff like that
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:01 am
Marzipan: Lol very rowr indeed but I think the turkey Basters would feel left out. Only stay away from the blenders and the cheese graters. ;p
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:23 am
Hayden Chase: “I forsee people getting spanked with spatulas.”
I’ve been forcibly held down and spanked with a spatula before lol it kinda hurts, but I can picture vampires (and vampire lesbians) being into that sorta thing so I think it’s a find idea! Keep em coming!
Yes, I have many interesting stories that take place in random kitchens XD
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:25 am
gah…can’t spell…it’s a FINE idea, Hayden -.- okay, it’s officially time for bed.
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:16 am
Mohanned: “i love parker too bad shes gay!”
Get a sex change.
“love the kids there almost a reflection of Diana”
… Wonder woman?
Or is Diana Daisy’s identical sister?
“p.s. i love the wedding photo where parker was wearing a tux and was guys best man!”
Best Lesbian.
“does anyone find it strange the diana hired parker”
…. who’s Diana again?
“i find that kinda weird!”
I find nothing wierd about anything done by a blue/green haired, woman who almost took classes on being a lesbian for whom ferris wheels are an acceptable replacement for a hospital referred to as Crazy Daisy.
Enigma: “That’s a whole different approach to babysitting….”
Wait… wait, are you saying that not all babysitters do this?
Ellie: “*sighs and rubs temples* Why do I have the feeling this is going to add bondage jokes to the lesbian vampire talk?”
Ummmmmmmmm because you’re psychic?
Rowr.
“And now I think if people DO make bondage-vampire-lesbian jokes, I only have myself to blame, right?”
Yes. It’s your fault. Btw, seriously… put on the frickin’ T shirt. And sit in the chair. I’m getting tired holding this hose…. and this rope.
Marzipan: “I never even THOUGHT of spanking with spatulas.”
What you never watched Stripes with Bill Murray? He taught us all so much about how spatulas and melon ballers should really be used.
“To quote Pander, rowr.”
(tm)
CI: “Yes, I have many interesting stories that take place in random kitchens”
And some don’t even involve burns! But I suspect all involve toplessness. Thank god.
Hayden: “Bondage in the shower/bakery lesbian scenes. I forsee people getting spanked with spatulas.”
And that’s before I move on to the ice cream scoops, melon scoopers and whisk. Rowr.
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:18 am
Maybe it’s just me, but isn’t it a little weird for some rope to simply be lying around in the house, especially that the kids know of? I mean, I’m pretty sure there’s no spare rope in my house, or most people’s…what would it be used for (besides tying up kids)? Not that I’m complaining, because for a family as strange as Daisy’s it’s understandible, I was just surprised that no one mentioned the weirdness of it.
And I can’t quite tell if Daisy would mind this kind of treatment of her children. I imagine she’d be either “You DIE now!” to Parker, or “Eh, as long as they’re not injured.” She’s rather unpredictable that way.
Also, if that’s Jonah doing all the talking there, I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s just a lie to get out of being tied up. He seems to be tricky like that. But then, it would lead to much more hilarity if it were true.
This is the first time I think I’ve noticed, but how come Daisy, Donald, and Jonah weren’t in the wedding photo? (I apologize if lots of people have already asked this)
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Anon: “Maybe it’s just me, but isn’t it a little weird for some rope to simply be lying around in the house, especially that the kids know of?”
The mother is named Crazy Daisy.
“And I can’t quite tell if Daisy would mind this kind of treatment of her children.”
Crazy…..Daisy….
“This is the first time I think I’ve noticed, but how come Daisy, Donald, and Jonah weren’t in the wedding photo?”
They’re vampires – everyone knows vampires don’t photograph.
Oh… yeah um….. Parker was in the photo ..
Um……..
Lesbian vampires CAN photograph.
Yeah I think that covers all possibilities. Yep.
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Dein Stil entwickelt sich prächtig. Mache weiter so und ich hoffe dass es noch so weitergeht. Schließlich will ich mir dann auch den 2. Band importieren!
*hatte jetzt mal keine Lust Englisch zu schreiben.
Wer das lesen kann und sich bei mir meldet bekommt nen Keks XD
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:15 pm
“Ummmmmmmmm because you’re psychic?”
I am? Well, that’s good to know. Now all I have to do is figure out a way to exploit this power for my own benefit and gain…
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Should have seen that coming.
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:07 pm
I’m intrigued as to what could be done with a whisk. lol
February 23rd, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Potato masher?
Turkey baster?
MELON BALLER???
Ok, clearly my sex life is NOT interesting enough.
And we’re not even talking about cheese graters. No. Not happening. I think a certain fun body part just want from ‘outie’ to ‘innie’ just THINKING of it (and I’m not talkin’ about my belly button.)
I think (hope) Pander’s just being silly about the whisk. *gulp*
Kinda figured that ‘rowr’ has been trademarked.
Anon, nice questions! Don’t mind Pander’s answer, he’s silly (I hope.)
February 23rd, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Well, that’s…..efficient.
Why do I have the feeling that Parker opens the door and Guy, who’s head is right next to the door, pukes all over her as soon as she bends down to see if he’s okay?
February 23rd, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Man, I get held up from checking this webcomic, and y’all just run crazy with the innuendo.
@Marzipan, most, if not all kitchen accessories can be used sexually. Some, like the cheese grater, are only for the very twisted.
The spanking thing is along the pleasure/pain line. If you start out gently and slowly work your way, your body gets adjusted and can tolerate much more.
February 23rd, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Okay, is it just me, or is there something…royally creepy about Jonah in the 4th panel? xD It’s cool if it was intentional, but disturbing if it wasn’t.
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Just Kitchen appliances? I know people that’ve done stuff with the food and tools. You would be surprised what you can do with pretty much any simple house hold item.
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:42 pm
….do most people have that much rope in their house? I mean, I do, but I’m also not most people. And I guess Guy’s sister isn’t most people either….
ANYWAY! I really love the second panel! I think I like it so much because of the way Parker’s shirt is drawn.
February 24th, 2009 at 12:41 am
Jen:
I am not most people either, I admit, but am not into bondage, am not overly handy, and do tend to have that much rope. Never had a use for more than six feet at a time so I don’t know why, but Daddy always said you couldn’t have too much rope, chaulk, or duck tape.
Pander:
. And video taped too. At least, I very much hope so.
Of course Lesbian Vampires can be photographed. That’s half the fun
February 24th, 2009 at 12:45 am
Jen- I do. Of course I’m not most people either, but not into bondage and I’m not handy. Just something my Da taught us.
Pander- Of course Lesbian Vampire can be photographed. And, hopefully, video taped. Half the fun and all
.
February 24th, 2009 at 12:46 am
Um never mind the second attempt at my last comment, the sight gave me an error message and I thought it ate it, opps.
February 24th, 2009 at 1:07 am
I’ve actually tied up kids that I was babysitting… And locked his friend that was staying over out of the house.
…And the parents approved of it when they got home and found their kid tied to the coffee table. -cough- He got grounded and his friend was banished. I was soooo certain I was going to jail for that stunt!
February 24th, 2009 at 3:34 am
That shirt is all kinds of awesome
February 24th, 2009 at 5:50 am
ok so instead of her babysitting two little kids now since their tied up. Parker is now taking care of Guy. what a twist
February 24th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Ellie: “Now all I have to do is figure out a way to exploit this power for my own benefit and gain”
I’ve heard that having psychic powers can cause you to win in wet T-shirt contests. Big money! Shower orgies! Woo!
Now put on the dang T-shirt – my arms are getting tired from holding the hose. Quit stalling.
Hayden Chase: “I’m intrigued as to what could be done with a whisk.”
You’ll find out, my dear.
Marzipan: “Potato masher?”
rowr
“Turkey baster?”
rowr
“MELON BALLER???”
bow chicka wow wow. rowr.
“Ok, clearly my sex life is NOT interesting enough.”
I’ll get to work on fixing that right away!
“And we’re not even talking about cheese graters.”
ow.
“I think (hope) Pander’s just being silly about the whisk. *gulp*”
……… sure…. silly.. yeah… *hides the whisk behind his back* Get into the shower.
“Kinda figured that ‘rowr’ has been trademarked.”
Got to protect my intellectual property rights after all.
The cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz still owest me money.
“Don’t mind Pander’s answer, he’s silly”
Or am I?
Bill M.: “Man, I get held up from checking this webcomic, and y’all just run crazy with the innuendo.”
I dare you to find one single crazy comment said. EVerything said has had genuine educational value!
“Marzipan, most, if not all kitchen accessories can be used sexually.”
See? Educational!
“Some, like the cheese grater, are only for the very twisted.”
Again – ow.
“The spanking thing is along the pleasure/pain line. If you start out gently and slowly work your way, your body gets adjusted and can tolerate much more.”
The more you know….
Jen: “….do most people have that much rope in their house?”
I’d assume so. Bobby does a lot of research on that sort of s tuff.
“I mean, I do,”
rowr. bow chicka wow wow.
“And I guess Guy’s sister isn’t most people either….”
Crazy……….. Daisy.
“I think I like it so much because of the way Parker’s shirt is drawn.”
You don’t have anything to say about the window blinds? That’s my favorite.
CC: “Never had a use for more than six feet at a time so I don’t know why, but Daddy always said you couldn’t have too much rope, chaulk, or duck tape.”
Daddy and Mommy needed that chaulk, rope and duct tape to keep the spark alive and interesting. I think it’s wonderful that he was so open with you about the kinky lifestyle
Btw… I assume you meant duct tape instead of duck tape because generally this has been an animal cruelty free comment forum and I can’t see hurting poor widdle duckies for the sake of making tape.
“Of course Lesbian Vampires can be photographed. That’s half the fun
. And video taped too. At least, I very much hope so.”
First… rowr.
Second…. I said they can be, didn’t I? so it must be true.
Amethyst Rose: “I’ve actually tied up kids that I was babysitting… And locked his friend that was staying over out of the house.”
It’s great that they let convicted prisoners use the internet.
Did you also tell them “It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!”?
“…And the parents approved of it when they got home and found their kid tied to the coffee table. -cough-”
Wow.
You’re like the Leonardo Da Vinci of getting out of blame for illegal situations! Kudos to having neglectful parents as employers! Woo!
“He got grounded and his friend was banished. I was soooo certain I was going to jail for that stunt!”
Be thankful you didnt go with my advice about the lotion.
February 24th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Jonah= what Guy looked like as a kid
February 24th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Jonah’s expressions are adorable. I wish I knew these babysitting methods a couple of years ago… >.> … Yay new page! uber late saying that >.>
CC Says: “Pander- Of course Lesbian Vampire can be photographed. And, hopefully, video taped. Half the fun and all
”
… I’ll take a copy of that video tape. That or my own lesbian vampire for my own tapes.
February 24th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Bobby,
This is fucking hilarious!! My uncles used to baby sit me in the exact same way.
February 24th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I’ve heard that having psychic powers can cause you to win in wet T-shirt contests. Big money! Shower orgies! Woo!
Now put on the dang T-shirt – my arms are getting tired from holding the hose. Quit stalling.
It’s not much of a contest if I’m the only one participating…
February 24th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
XD I love this game!! I always win.
(Poor Guy….. can’t wait for the next page!)
February 24th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Wet t-shirt contest? I missed something… Well whatever. I’m too lazy to go back and read, I’m in!
February 24th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Teach me the way of the whisk
February 24th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Ellie: “It’s not much of a contest if I’m the only one participating”
Others will participate. Sydney is participating. Lotsa others are too. You’ll be uncool if you don’t. Put on the dang T-shirt. I’ll abbreviate even.
P.O.T.D.T.S!
Sydney: “Well whatever. I’m too lazy to go back and read, I’m in!”
Viva laziness!
Hayden: “Teach me the way of the whisk ”
Okay, let me just get the canola oil, the whip cream and the easy cheese and I shall show you thy sacred ways.
February 24th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Mmmmm Whip cream makes it sound sexy. lol
February 25th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Others will participate. Sydney is participating. Lotsa others are too. You’ll be uncool if you don’t. Put on the dang T-shirt. I’ll abbreviate even.
P.O.T.D.T.S!
Fine. I’ll put it on. But I’m NOT sitting tied to a chair.
February 25th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
That’s still better than my uncles babysitting techniques. they used to use me to practice playing rugby when I was tiny. They weren’t very good. They kept dropping me. And since they insisted on playing at the top of the stairs, it caused a few side-effects.
And as for the wet t-shirt contest, why stop there? It’s always seemed tame to me. I’ll need a supply of Japanese-style school gym suits.
February 25th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Aw. There goes half the fun. Ropes make life more interesting. I volunteer to be a guest judge for pander. Gotta have a panel of judges.
February 25th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
@ JON AND ELLIE .. RE: Ellie: “It’s not much of a contest if I’m the only one participatingâ€
Others will participate. Sydney is participating. Lotsa others are too. You’ll be uncool if you don’t. Put on the dang T-shirt. I’ll abbreviate even.
P.O.T.D.T.S
I’ll join, too, I’ve been out of the swing of this for a while now!! Wet Boobs for the win!!
P.S. Kitchen Utensils are fun!
February 25th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Whoo! (slipping on t-shirt)
Jenn: “P.S. Kitchen Utensils are fun!”
Kitchen utensils aren’t the only fun thing… Lab equipment proves to be just as much fun… as long as it’s sterile of course. Test tubes! clamps! Mwhahaha…
Ellie: “Fine. I’ll put it on. But I’m NOT sitting tied to a chair.”
Fine fine… How about handcuffed from behind to a pole? You don’t have to sit.
February 25th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Wet t-shirt contest? I’m in.
And I’ll WATCH the whisking of Hayden. But no promises.
February 25th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Hey I wanna get in on this wet T-shirt contest too. It seems like it’ll be a good time. lol
February 25th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Wet T-Shirt Contest? Count me in. Just so long as everyone get hosed down together. I wanna watch too ya know.
February 25th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Oh and Pander on the duck/duct question, I always buy “duck tape” with the yellow duckie on the label. I do not know whether or not they have harmed ducks for my convience but the tape sure shuts up boys who are told they don’t get to watch the… show
February 26th, 2009 at 2:06 am
Q: Why is uncle Guy sick?
A: His foot hurts
February 26th, 2009 at 2:23 am
Here is a wonderful example of peer pressure at it’s best. Get one girl to join a wet t-shirt contest and they all do. Yo Pander! Hurry up with the hose!
February 26th, 2009 at 2:25 am
Oh, and I’ve got extra cuffs for anyone else that wants to join Ellie on the pole.
February 26th, 2009 at 3:07 am
It’s not all peer pressure Judas. Some of us just like looking at boobs and are willing to show off our own to get to. Fair trade and all.
February 26th, 2009 at 8:04 am
I dunno, I was half considering trading my participation in a wet T-shirt contest for making the guys do their OWN wet T-shirt contest.
Or worse. >:D
February 26th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Sorry, my bad. Forgot that a lot of women like boobs almost as much as us guys.
Guys wet t-shirt contest? Hrm. Gotta say I don’t really see the point…
February 26th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Here is a wonderful example of peer pressure at it’s best. Get one girl to join a wet t-shirt contest and they all do. Yo Pander! Hurry up with the hose!
…Are you saying I should feel special for starting a trend?
February 26th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
CC and Judas: “some of us just like looking at boobs… ”
Hell Yes!!… if not all of us… some just don’t want to admit it, we’re all a little lesbian inside … Ask my fiance!! XD — SORRY, WOMEN ARE HOT, SEXY … Awesome Creatures!!!
February 26th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
SYDNEY: OH!!! And “Lab Equipment”!!!
“Rowr” ™ … lol
That is also hot … Who want’s me to bring it?! I’m a science major and happen to have lots of supplies…
February 26th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Although Parker is funny, I’d LOVE to see more of the comedic romance between Ana and Guy. Maybe like adventures after they’re married. Please keep it in mind because this is the best comic/manga I’ve ever read!
February 26th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Jenn: “… Who want’s me to bring it?! I’m a science major and happen to have lots of supplies”
Oh yes. please do bring your “equipment” ~I think i have some extra kitchen tools… and chocolate sauce… and whipped cream.. oh my.
Judas: “Sorry, my bad. Forgot that a lot of women like boobs almost as much as us guys.”
Damn straight. Boobs are soft and warm and squishy. … although when wet and coldthey tend to get a little… fun to tug at.~
February 26th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
@ Sydney:
LOL <3
February 26th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Ellie: *splash* rowr
Sydney: *splash* rowr
CC: *splash* rowr
depre: *splash* rowr
Jenn: *splash* rowr
Marzipan: *splash* rowr
Hayden: *splash* rowr
I think that’s everyone, right?
Boobs, Boobs, so happy for meeez
The more I look, the more I squeeze
The more I squeeze the better I feel
So many wet T-shirted boobs for this shlameil!
February 26th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
If you pay attention, boobs can tell you a lot of things. How cold it is outside, whether or not the water is nice, how soon you’re going to be killed by some raving psychopath… Y’know. All the important stuff. Though to be technical that’s more nipples than boobs, but if you’re staring at one, you’re probably staring at the other too.
Jon, I think you’re going to need to set up theme rooms now. So far you have a shower, a bakery, and now you need the hot science girl lab.
February 26th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Of course it’s never hot water in a wet t-shirt contest. Ooh! (jumps up and down waving hands) Can it be two hot science girl lab? I’m no science major (I’m becoming a teacher, education major here) but if so I nominate me and Jenn!
February 26th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Judas: “Jon, I think you’re going to need to set up theme rooms now. So far you have a shower, a bakery, and now you need the hot science girl lab.”
Who ever would have figured that orgies involve so much carpentry work….
February 27th, 2009 at 1:10 am
Carpentry, drywall, paint…
You know what this means right? Hot construction girl room. I’d say this is spiraling out of control, but I don’t think that’s possible. Wonder if this is how the playboy mansion started.
Go Sydney! If you could just jump up and down a little bit more…
February 27th, 2009 at 1:32 am
LOL… boys …
Sydney!! You’re more than Welcome!! .. and Alicia too when she comes back… She’s also a science Major… XD
::Jumps up and down with Sydney … looks down at shirt and realizes it wasn’t even her Pander Tee.. Turns around and Changes into White Tee::
Need another Spray, Jon.. XD
February 27th, 2009 at 3:05 am
I’m torn between asking Bobby for forgiveness for constantly throwing his webcomic comment board off-topic and asking for a thank you for the topic to which I’ve thrown the comment board off-topic
Though I must thank him for the audience it attracts either way.
judas: yes … Babe in a hard hat and a bikini, holding a sledgehammer. Rowr.
And yes, I think Hef got started on a Sluggy Freelance comment forum if memory serves me right…..
Jenn: *splash* x 2. Rowr.
Do i even care what started this all? Nope! I’m a results sorta guy.
February 27th, 2009 at 3:07 am
Btw Bobby, I types these last few comments on my iphone.
February 27th, 2009 at 3:28 am
Imagine the sudden shift in the comic if the script suddenly ran off the comments.
I’d laugh. right before I got fired. If I had a job.
February 27th, 2009 at 4:04 am
…
Thus “ORGY ME” Is Born..
Right Pander?
February 27th, 2009 at 4:11 am
Oh yeah.. I forgot my roll here..
::Bounces up and down:: Yaaaay! Boobies!!! .. ‘Specifically speakin’ MY “F” Cup Boobies!!
(look at my myspace.. PROOF.)
February 27th, 2009 at 4:16 am
I should include a link… huh? XD
myspace.com/midevilynsanity
If you wanna add me, feel free: Just note that you’re from the “Marry Me Thread”
I don’t like to add people I don’t know.
February 27th, 2009 at 4:44 am
Oh.. Or go here for a Jenn Compilation:
http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a256/DarkstangelJ/Bewbs/?start=20
February 27th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
*facepalms* I’m starting to wonder why I agreed to this…
February 27th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
No fair! I’m only a C cup! how is that suppose to compare to anything bigger?! (jumping up and down) THey are still just as good!
February 27th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Jenn: “Thus “ORGY ME†Is Born.. Right Pander?”
The ultimate goal of my nefarious plot, yes.
“::Bounces up and down:: Yaaaay! Boobies!!! .. ‘Specifically speakin’ MY “F†Cup Boobies!!”
I think that’s the only time that getting an ‘F’ is a good thing.
“If you wanna add me, feel free: Just note that you’re from the “Marry Me Thread†I don’t like to add people I don’t know.”
I guess I should get a Myspace account. So many hot girls out there to corrupt.
Ellie: “*facepalms* I’m starting to wonder why I agreed to this…”
Because I’m incredibly persuasive and I have your loved ones held hosta- I mean… I’m incredibly persuasive and got the gift of gab.
Sydney: “No fair! I’m only a C cup! how is that suppose to compare to anything bigger?! (jumping up and down) THey are still just as good!”
Indeed! Do that again!
February 27th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Isn’t this one of the rules of the internet? That there is no thread that cannot be twisted into something that has nothing at all to do with what the original thread is about.
Is a good thing.
Oh, and some of us men prefer the smaller boobs. They are often firmer and the nipples are perkier, which is often better for wet t-shirt contests. For us guys watching at least.
This thread needs more japanese gym uniforms. Seriously, I’m not gonna let this go. Just the thought of water dripping off of pert little boobs in the white t-shirt, then continueing down to the blue hot pants, where just a little bit of pure white knickers is visible gets me all exci- Ahem. Yes. Gym uniforms=good. Indeed.
February 27th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Bobby-meister, I tried to talk on your online thing, and I heard you talkin’ about me and wondering why I wasn’t talking. Trust me I was trying. It wasn’t sending anything through. Dangit.
February 27th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
“Because I’m incredibly persuasive and I have your loved ones held hosta- I mean… I’m incredibly persuasive and got the gift of gab.”
Hm…Did no one ever warn you I get extremely violent when annoyed?
February 27th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Ellie: “Hm…Did no one ever warn you I get extremely violent when annoyed?”
It doesn’t matter if I have you tied up from behind with a pole! Mwhahah
(jumping up and down) I’m tempted to tackle someone or whatever it takes to beat Jenn! Unless… (thinks for a moment) Mud wrestling. That’s what we need! I can win in that!
February 27th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Judas: “Imagine the sudden shift in the comic if the script suddenly ran off the comments. I’d laugh. right before I got fired. If I had a job.”
Where’s the Itty Bitty Titty Committee love???
Anna, Parker, Sydney and Jenn in the shower? Or the science lab? I can live with this!
Sydney: “No fair! I’m only a C cup! how is that suppose to compare to anything bigger?! (jumping up and down) THey are still just as good!”
You think you’ve got it rough, all I have are some very well-formed B-cups.
February 27th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
“(jumping up and down) I’m tempted to tackle someone or whatever it takes to beat Jenn! Unless… (thinks for a moment) Mud wrestling. That’s what we need! I can win in that!”
…Except…that…I wasn’t going to beat up Jenn…yeah…that makes perfect sense.
February 27th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Marzipan : “You think you’ve got it rough, all I have are some very well-formed B-cups.
Where’s the Itty Bitty Titty Committee love???”
Here! (hugs Marzipan) Squishies unite!
February 27th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
“…Except…that…I wasn’t going to beat up Jenn…yeah…that makes perfect sense.”
I never said you were gonna beat up Jenn… i meant that my C cups can beat her F cups if we mud wrestled. .. of course you never need a reason to mudwrestle!
February 27th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
“I never said you were gonna beat up Jenn… i meant that my C cups can beat her F cups if we mud wrestled. .. of course you never need a reason to mudwrestle!”
Then what was the point in quoting me at all if what you said had nothing to do with what I said?
February 27th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
I’d be far more interesting to see you wrestle in a pool of whipped cream. And tastier after as well.
February 27th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Ooooh I see where you got confused. I did comment to something you said.
Ellie: “Hm…Did no one ever warn you I get extremely violent when annoyed?â€
::What I said::It doesn’t matter if I have you tied up from behind with a pole! Mwhahah
I had made a comment eariler about tying you up to a pole.
Ellie: “Fine. I’ll put it on. But I’m NOT sitting tied to a chair.â€
::My Comment::Fine fine… How about handcuffed from behind to a pole? You don’t have to sit.
I guess you didn’t see it.
Normally if I am quoting someone, I enter once, making no gap between my comment and the person’s quote. Now if there is a gap, it’s my own comment. So I see where that is confusing.
It’s just a simple misunderstanding!
February 27th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Judas: “I’d be far more interesting to see you wrestle in a pool of whipped cream. And tastier after as well”
How about in a huge chocolate pie? It had “mud” and whipped cream!
February 27th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
I guess I should get in the spirit of the wet t-shirt contest then *jumps up and down* I like the pie idea sounds waaaay better then real mud. ;p and ohhh where would D cups rank me?
February 27th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Hayden: “ohhh where would D cups rank me?”
Over me and under Jenn. … yes that had a double meaning.
Seriously. I’m close to grabbing one of these girls from behind. >.>
February 27th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
greetings and i still love this page but i come here with sorry news for those of you not in the loop. wednesday aol without any prior knowledge to its members decided to unilaterally decide to end thier own member profile system and replace it with a recently purchased social networking site called BEBO. now anyone that hasn’t had an aol profile might not understand this but the space given to us to do with was.. just large.. i could easly convert the entire marry me story into a full text novel plus whats been done so far in the side stories and put it in an aol profile and there you go.. and still have space.. i don’t think anyone ever found a limit to the space we had.. yes had. bobby i’m sorry to use your comment section as a soap box please forgive me but i’m angered by this desision done and forced on us.. we now all have what amounts to a myspace clone profile. and whats worse the text limits is 1000 characters.. litterally 1000 letters spaces special characters like #$% those and even skipped lines. for those who have never written a story this isn’t alot of space.. infact less than a good paragraph. and since i use aol as a place to do text based roleplaying this is a problem. but late last night one of my fellows who i trust told me that the aol chatroom as it stands is incompatable with the upcoming changes intigrating bebo into aol.. so they have to go.. us rpers will have no home. so please even if your not an aol member go to this site and sign the petition. we need your help. tell them how you feel about such stupid desisions.. thankyou
Nicholas L. Marshall.. aka nekki
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/AOLFail/signatures-4.html
February 27th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
LOL .. I love you ladies!!
You guys would win in Mud… or Pudding Wrestling for sure!!
My boobies would weigh me down or throw me of balance and You’d have the advantage…
I don’t know how opposed I am to diving face first into a chocolate pudding pool though… lol
P.S.: My boobies bounce a lot cuz they’re ginormous.. but it hurts..
I like smaller boobies just as much as the guys!!!! They look firmer and prettier!!
February 27th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Ellie: Mud wrestling in the construction zone, Jell-O wrestling in the kitchen. Sounds good?
Or whipped cream, per Judas. 
Or mud pie. I see I’m slightly behind in the comments. :/
Sydney: Aww, my boobs feel all loved now! …And squished slightly flatter. It’s cool. They bounce back. *jumps*
Hayden: D cups would rate you in the ‘I resent you but still love you’ category. And they’re always welcome.
Oddly, I know someone named Hayden who has D cups on Livejournal. Is that you, or does coincidence exist?
February 27th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Must… resist… grabbing… the variety of booby sizes…
*starts making a giant/huge chocolate pie while mumbling to self* Wrestling is a good excuse for “accidentally” grabbing areas …
February 27th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Hahah… I’m open to boob groping (by ladies.. men groping would be bad.. I have a defensive fiance.. XD)!!.. Just saying..
February 28th, 2009 at 3:19 am
Marzipan: I guess coincidences exist because I don’t have live journal so that can’t be me. Sorry
Oh and in the kitchen why not Jell-o wrestling with whip cream? Jell-o always tastes better that way so it could only improve the wrestling aspect of it.
oh and *jumps around some more*
February 28th, 2009 at 3:35 am
i have spent a while reading the whole comic and i really like it! good work!! i especially like the part where they have to drink blood.
February 28th, 2009 at 5:31 am
Okay, seriously? I have no interest in fighting any of the girls. My comment had absolutely NOTHING to do with mud wrestling, construction zones, Jell-O, or whipped cream. So please stop with the really really out of context comments.
“Fine fine… How about handcuffed from behind to a pole? You don’t have to sit.”
Both hands? Hm…That one I’ll have to think about…It’s possible it’d be okay though.
“Hahah… I’m open to boob groping (by ladies.. men groping would be bad.. I have a defensive fiance.. XD)!!.. Just saying..”
Personally, I’m only open to boob groping (or even butt groping) by men. My friend and I discussed this-it has healing benefits, and I’d hate to let any guy go sick without aiding in his cure. ^_^ I’m just that nice. If pressed, I prefer butt to boob groping though.
February 28th, 2009 at 11:24 am
You know, I think I’ve figured out why I love these brothers so much. They remind me of Sam and Dean Winchester from Supernatural. Just so snarky and awesome and brotherly. And cute, of course.
February 28th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Ellie: “If pressed, I prefer butt to boob groping though.”
I would think that’s because boobs are more sensative then the butt, sooo less pain of squeezed too hard? lol
Hayden: “Oh and in the kitchen why not Jell-o wrestling with whip cream? Jell-o always tastes better that way so it could only improve the wrestling aspect of it.”
Because I said pie wrestling! … and Jello is made from animal bones! … although Jello does make the skin shiny… and it smells good… ok Jello and whipped cream wrestling after the pie wrestling! After being… rinsed off of course
*poke Jenn’s boobies before pushes Hayden and Jenn in the giant chocolate pie* Mwhahaha Any one else?!
February 28th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
“I would think that’s because boobs are more sensative then the butt, sooo less pain of squeezed too hard? lol”
Naaah. My butt’s just nicer than my boobs :3
February 28th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Hayden: That’s cool, two Haydens are better than one.
Ellie: I really, really wish we had ways of measuring butts, like we do with cup size. Best we can go with is bubble-butt vs. badonkadonk butt vs., um, white girl butt? :/ What else is there? I’m not a connoisseur of butts.
February 28th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
“Ellie: I really, really wish we had ways of measuring butts, like we do with cup size. Best we can go with is bubble-butt vs. badonkadonk butt vs., um, white girl butt? :/ What else is there? I’m not a connoisseur of butts.”
I don’t know what it would be classified as. I just know it’s nicer. I think it’s just got a magnet in it for guys. They seem to like grabbing/spanking it.
February 28th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Of course! It’s just good fun. And the male hand is where the opposed magnet is. So it’s more just an unavoidable fact that two magnets attract, resulting hand to butt contact. though there is some debate as to which female magnets are stronger, the ones in the boobs or the ones in the butt.
February 28th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
I think that for me at least, the magnet is strongest in the butt.
February 28th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Oh, is that my hand? Sorry. Force of habit.
March 1st, 2009 at 1:57 am
What happened to updating every Friday?
March 1st, 2009 at 2:05 am
Same thing that happens to everything else. Life. Afterward it goes on. You’ll get over it. We all do.
March 1st, 2009 at 6:33 am
“Oh, is that my hand? Sorry. Force of habit.”
*chuckles and looks at your hand* Perfectly fine. Like I said, I’ll tolerate butt and boob groping by guys. And if you really want me to, I’ll wiggle it to make it more interesting.
March 1st, 2009 at 9:33 am
Somebody stop Ellie and Judas before this gets too R-rated.
Oh, who am I kidding, we all want to watch…
Seriously, though, what’s the likelihood of somebody under 18 reading all this? By now it’s probably shutting the barn door after the horse has escaped, but still…
(whoops)
March 1st, 2009 at 10:07 am
Hey hey hey, if someone’s going to stop US, someone should stop whoever’s starting mud/pudding wrestling.
March 1st, 2009 at 10:25 am
I wasn’t 18 yet when I began reading this
March 1st, 2009 at 11:51 am
”Marzipan:Seriously, though, what’s the likelihood of somebody under 18 reading all this?”
Maybe I’ll come back later….
March 1st, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Ellie: “Hey hey hey, if someone’s going to stop US, someone should stop whoever’s starting mud/pudding wrestling”
I started the pie wrestling thanks to the previous ideas of girls wrestling. *throws pie filling at the random girls* Mwhahhaa
Marzipan: “Seriously, though, what’s the likelihood of somebody under 18 reading all this?”
Sadly I’m turning 20 this Tuesday so I can’t say that I’m underage jailbait and tease people.. .*sighs*
March 1st, 2009 at 3:52 pm
You’ll squirm just for me? Well then, by all means, please wiggle for my enjoyment. I’d say that I’d try to resist your other magnets, but why lie?
But back to the other question. Do I get to handcuff you to the pole? For everyone’s enjoyment of course.
March 1st, 2009 at 3:53 pm
After reading that, it may have come out a little differently than I intended. Oh well. Not much different than anything else that might happen in the shower.
March 1st, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Judas: “But back to the other question. Do I get to handcuff you to the pole? For everyone’s enjoyment of course.”
No Fair, the handcuffing her to a pole was my idea. >.>
March 1st, 2009 at 4:27 pm
*wiggles* You know, I didn’t mean specifically for YOU. However, since you took initiative, you can handcuff me. Or I can make you and Sydney fight to the death over it. In mud/pudding. *grins* Now that I’d like to see.
March 1st, 2009 at 4:28 pm
You know Sydney, if you really want to handcuff someone to a pole, you could go find your OWN girl…or two. I’m sure someone might offer.
March 1st, 2009 at 4:59 pm
“Ellie: I really, really wish we had ways of measuring butts, like we do with cup size. Best we can go with is bubble-butt vs. badonkadonk butt vs., um, white girl butt? :/ What else is there? I’m not a connoisseur of butts.”
I don’t know about size, but at our girl’s night we tested the pitch (meaning the tone resulting from smacking) of each butt at one point. Maybe something could be rigged based on those results.
March 1st, 2009 at 5:04 pm
If I’m going to end up wrestling random girls in mud or pudding, I think I’ll opt for pudding. At least then I get a meal out of it too.
And I lay no claim to you Ellie. I blame magnetism. But you did offer to wiggle, so I willingly take you up on that offer. And handcuff you to a pole for amusement.
March 1st, 2009 at 5:19 pm
I’m only giving you preference because you acted first Judas. Had someone else done it, they would have gotten the same treatment. *wiggles again* Whoever gets to handcuff me is between you and Sydney.
March 1st, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Well, I’ll just be happy to see you in handcuffs. Who actually gets to do it is irrelevant. However, until that’s decided, I’m just going to sit back and enjoy the wiggling. Might as well. Only have a few more weeks to enjoy female wiggling for a while.
March 1st, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Sydney: *pulls you into the pie with us* Hahaha
Marzipan: Yeah lol I alwyas said the more the merrier. =3
March 1st, 2009 at 6:04 pm
“Well, I’ll just be happy to see you in handcuffs. Who actually gets to do it is irrelevant. However, until that’s decided, I’m just going to sit back and enjoy the wiggling. Might as well. Only have a few more weeks to enjoy female wiggling for a while.”
*continues* Why only a few more weeks?
March 1st, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Random note: according to manswers all men are butt men in the end. So fear not ye women of less than gigantic chesty-ness, there is still hope.
And there’s always this: http://s210.photobucket.com/albums/bb298/jesterman23/Hot%20Motivational%20Posters/?action=view¤t=GreatButt.jpg
March 1st, 2009 at 7:00 pm
there making a movie of this? When? I am so there.
March 1st, 2009 at 7:58 pm
…Can you say photoshop? Like, really really obvious photoshop?
March 1st, 2009 at 9:05 pm
~shrug~ Still a valid statement. Besides, I like laughing at de-motivational posters. Photoshopped or not.
March 1st, 2009 at 9:09 pm
And as to the why only a few more weeks question (which I missed), I find myself unemployed, and with little or no hope of finding a job where I live. So after discussing many options with my wife and friends, I will be joining the armed forces in the very near future. Hoo-rah.
March 1st, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Caity: “I don’t know about size, but at our girl’s night we tested the pitch (meaning the tone resulting from smacking) of each butt at one point. Maybe something could be rigged based on those results.”
I think we could make a rating system out of that.
We’ll think of you and wiggle our butts for you a little every night.
That is AWESOME.
(betcha my butt’s an alto.)
As for the jailbait: I think I’ll just go brush up on my Internet law now…
Judas, that’ sucks.
March 1st, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Ellie: “You know Sydney, if you really want to handcuff someone to a pole, you could go find your OWN girl…or two. I’m sure someone might offer.”
No no I get it. dispite it being my idea and Judas going after, you rather have a guy then a girl touch you. I’m growing rather fond of Hayden (since she’s fighting back. mwhaha) so maybe she will get cuffed to a pole… once I get done beating her in pie wrestling.
speaking of which-
Hayden: “Sydney: *pulls you into the pie with us* Hahaha ”
Revenge! *pinning Hayden down* Revenge! Though I wonder if wet t-shirts are good for this or bathing suits… ah well.
March 1st, 2009 at 11:23 pm
http://blatantcomics.com/bobbywithwondergirls.jpg
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:01 am
Sydney: I don’t think so *Flips over so your pinned now* Watcha think of that? lol and of course I’m fighting back I don’t like losing. Pshhh I’d like to see you try cuffing me to a pole ;D, and I think the point of white t-shirts is pretty much null now they’re covered in pie. so they’re like brown now.
March 2nd, 2009 at 2:49 am
no fair bobby your supposed to be a good dude and share the hot super heroine’s.. not bogard them
March 2nd, 2009 at 2:52 am
@ Bobby:
Awesome!! They’re Hot Booth Babes.. lol .. Best Costumes I’ve seen yet from the Wondercon videos! … Oh, Oh, Oh… I see Battlestar Galactica behind you guys, on the TV… <333333333333333333333333333
*addicted* Fiance just started me on the series 3 weeks ago from episode 1.. we’re already caught up to the current. LOVE THAT SHOW!!! I’m gonna cry when it ends forever in a few weeks (until “Caprica” is born).. <333
@ Sydney and Hayden:
*Dips tip of foot into the giant pudding pie pool and pulls out for a second* .. IT’S GETTING COLD!! ….
Ah well….
*covers chest and slides in and slips* Damnit, already losing.. hahah
*Crawls toward them to join the wrestling and playfully tackles Hayden off of Sydney*
March 2nd, 2009 at 3:08 am
Aw, poor Judas. We will think of you. And yes, you can handcuff me to a pole if you want. *holds out wrists*
Hm, I wonder what’s happened to Jon? He started it, and now he seems to have…poofed.
March 2nd, 2009 at 5:00 am
He’s busy.. law-ing… and… sec..re..tary..ing? …
What does Pander do for a living? (Jon?)
I just remember “lawsuit” and “hot secretary” from the chat the other day.. lol!
March 2nd, 2009 at 5:25 am
Hm. Well I’m just saying that he’s disappeared right when things are getting interesting. His loss, but still. His fan club xD
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:10 am
He’ll be back eventually I’m sure. ~cuffs Ellie to the pole~ Who’d want to miss this anyway?
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:20 am
*chuckles* True. You realize that with my hands cuffed like this, it’s difficult to grab my butt. The only way I can see is if you were standing in front of me and reached around…
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:17 pm
The thought had crossed my mind. Guess it’s a good thing my wife likes girls as much as I do, isn’t it? Oh well. ~skweeze~
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:31 pm
*laughs* You know, I’m not entirely sure what you just said there.
March 2nd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Jenn: “*Crawls toward them to join the wrestling and playfully tackles Hayden off of Sydney*”
Yes!! Freedom! But not for long! *tackles Jenn and Hayden further into the pie*
March 2nd, 2009 at 4:35 pm
@ Sydney: “Yes!! Freedom! But not for long! *tackles Jenn and Hayden further into the pie*” ..
Ahh!!
*Attempts to push her off and slip out from underneath her* lol PUDDING IS SO SLIPPERY!! Wooo!
March 2nd, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Jenn: “Ahh!!
*Attempts to push her off and slip out from underneath her* lol PUDDING IS SO SLIPPERY!! Wooo!”
Slippery but tasty!! I debate whether lick some off bare skin! *pins Jenn down*
March 2nd, 2009 at 5:58 pm
See? I knew you’d find a girl or two!
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:25 pm
If this is your punctuality, you must be a master at being fashionably late.. Come oooonnnn.. D= -Is excited for the next one-
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Great comic can’t wait for the next 1 î•î–î•î–î• I have read the story through three times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:45 pm
I am a true master of ambiguity. I find it keeps me from getting in too much trouble. ~has fun watching the show~
March 3rd, 2009 at 12:26 am
W-waait..
This may have already been realized, but since I haven’t seen anything anywhere about it…
Page 37. Panel 3.
Stasia: How did you meet her? (parker.)
Guy: High school. We were both outcasts. I was a nerd, and she was, well, she was Parker.
Meeting because of being ‘both outcasts’.. that’s kinda different from ’she was babysitting my nephews’, isn’t it..? Or even ‘it’s a long story’, that would have worked. Even if they’re both high-school age here, it doesn’t really sound like the same story. ^^
=X terribly sorry for wasting your time if you’ve already addressed this. Just thought I should point that out. ^___^
March 3rd, 2009 at 1:38 am
“We were both outcasts” doesn’t need to be explaining how they met. It’s true that they were both outcasts, both nerds, so he just started talking about that. “High school” answered how they met, very briefly and vaguely, of course, then the rest is just a little more info in general.
“Even if they’re both high-school age here”
They are.
March 3rd, 2009 at 2:34 am
@ Sydney:
“# Sydney Says:
Slippery but tasty!! I debate whether lick some off bare skin! *pins Jenn down*”
*laughs and tries to wriggle away* Ahhhhh… This is gonna be so sticky later… >.o
*licks pudding off of Sydney’s cheek to throw her off and flips and pins her* Ha! Gotchya!
March 3rd, 2009 at 4:51 am
I think…I’m really really glad that I’m handcuffed to a pole right now.
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:57 am
I think I’m really glad I’m just watching from the edge of the pie right now.
*bends down and scoops up a fingerful of pudding and tastes it* mmm… girly.
March 3rd, 2009 at 9:22 am
Wow
You guys really know how to stray away from a subject topic, haha…
……..although……I really want some pie right now…………
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:46 am
What? I don’t think so *pulls Marzipan in the pie* Hahaha
March 3rd, 2009 at 1:12 pm
See, I CAN’T be pulled into the pie cause of the handcuffs. And I think the boys might protest if they didn’t have ONE girl to grope.
March 3rd, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Ooooh.. girls and pie wrestling! .. I’m going to watch from far away *smiles*
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Or the boys could join the girls in the pie, but then the pie might be crowded. Just remember, the cake is a lie!
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Jenn: “*licks pudding off of Sydney’s cheek to throw her off and flips and pins her* Ha! Gotchya!”
NooO!! Trickery! *licks arm and wrestles to the ground*
Hayden: “what? I don’t think so *pulls Marzipan in the pie* Hahaha”
Get her! Get her! Lick her! Suck her skin, spank- .. ok i’m done. ;
March 3rd, 2009 at 9:06 pm
W8 a sec when did this stop being a comments page for a comic and start being a chat room about wet tshirt contests!?
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Haha I think somewhere between Feb 27th and March 1st
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Tool(band)Fan: Like a hundred commets ago…. lol
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Firstly that should say comments not commets sorry I’m half asleep here. And Secondly I lie almost as bad as the cake. Talk of wet T-shirt contests have been going on for like the last couple pages……. and it went off topic way before the talk of wet t-shirts. First it was lesbian vampire orgies in showers. rofl
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Blame Pander tool, we do.
I think I’m glad I’ve been gone a few days. When I left we were having a nice clean wet t-shirt contest, I come back and there’s a bunch of girls in a pie… Not that I mind the visual or anything, just… Wow.
March 4th, 2009 at 12:04 am
don’t forget the girl handcuffed to the pole being squeezed by a random male.
March 4th, 2009 at 3:43 am
Aw, thanks Judas. I was starting to feel ignored. Not that I can blame the others, mind you. Girls fighting in a giant pie is much more visually dynamic than a girl handcuffed to a pole.
xD I think the first thing Pander will say when he comes back is “Rowr (TM)”
March 4th, 2009 at 6:00 am
Hmm odd and completely random conversation
March 4th, 2009 at 8:14 am
Stop saying dirty things people…
I’m afraid to come here… =(
March 4th, 2009 at 8:22 am
Hayden: Ahhhh! *tries to pin you and faceplants in pie filling*
Sydney: oh my… someone protect my ass from the spanking!!
March 4th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
If your afraid then don’t come, you can’t stop the dirtyness. It’s part of life *smiles*
March 4th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
I hope someone is getting all of this on camera! I wonder where Pander is anyways… Work I guess >.>
Myself (the person commenting) : “Stop saying dirty things people…
I’m afraid to come here… =(”
You don’t HAVE to read the comments you know. The Comic is better anyways!
March 4th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Yes Sydney, work has been keeping me from my harem of devoted fangirls. Right afterwards, I had a lot of work which actually kept me away from any computer until tonight. I hate 18 hour days – at least I was able to have time to log on to the stickcam chat when Bobby was suffering it out at the con.
Since there’s way too much to comment on, I’m just making a collective ‘rowr’ for anything which was said which was hot, and an for anything said by anyone which was stupid or obvious.
March 4th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
hrm… where I said ‘and an for anything said’ it was supposed to say ‘and an (insert snarky comment here) for anything said.
March 4th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
I will change the subject… So… Does any1 else listen 2 tool (a.k.a. The best band ever)
March 4th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
I listen to Tool on rare occasion. Usually while squeezing the various attractive magnetic parts on aesthetically pleasing females.
Crap. I just sent the conversation back to females, didn’t I?
And Tool’s not the best band ever. I’ve never heard them do a death metal cover of the Beatles. Debauchery forever! And any other halfway decent band of dubious caliber and nature.
~gives Ellie another squeeze~ Because like the Beastie Boys said, all I really want is girls. And like said Beasties and Captain Pander, two at a time is even better.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Tool(band)fan: “I just sent the conversation back to females, didn’t I?”
As long as I’m in this chat forum, every conversation ever will eventually work its way back to aesthetically pleasing females. You’ve been hopelessly infected with my unique brand of madness.
Which makes it not so unique now.
Thanks a lot. :/
March 4th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
*sits up in the pudding pool*
awww Pander..*hug* ..
Hope work (whatever you do with law and a secretary) isn’t too too bad right now..
Good luck with the case that makes you work weekends.!
..*pounces on Sydney, Hayden, and Marzipan; slips and face plants in the pudding.. * … mmm
March 5th, 2009 at 12:05 am
Did you just confuse me with the Tool fan? I feel sullied and unusual…
March 5th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Aw poor Judas….. All sullied and whatnot.
I hope for the sake of… mostly Pander and is idea of a harem….. that all the lovely ladies here are indeed lovely ladies.
(Tool is NOT the best band…………………..)
March 5th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Jenn, didn’t you just get pudding all over Pander with that hug? Not that I think he minds, but it might be his turn to get sprayed with the hose.
Aw, poor Judas. I’d offer to do something to make you feel better, but…you have me handcuffed to a pole. I don’t know what more to do.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
O.o Dear lord these comments…I love it!
Nekki you RP too? I thought I was the only one! Ha, though I do have to agree about the Bebo thing, apparently there were some members who did get informed while others did not. Any who If anyone really wants to bother me on aim Stargatherer7 – I do have a block button and I’m not afraid to use it.
::Watches the pie wrestling from the side lines.:: Hmm, I think its time for lunch.
And when Pander offered pie, this was not what I had in mind.
March 5th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Ellie.. hahahah.. HIS FAULT.. He started it..
March 5th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Well, I suppose we could just change it to one hand cuffed to a pole. That would free you up significantly.
March 5th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Well that’s true, he DID start it. So he deserves the mess..
But Judas I thought half the fun was making it so I have no way to fend off wandering hands.
March 5th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Is that an invitation?
At which point I can’t help but laugh at the fact that this thread resembles so many of the conversations had among myself, my friends and the people we meet. And to a lesser degree, actual situations I have witnessed and/or been involved in.
March 5th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Well, I was under the impression that hands were ALREADY wandering, so sure it’s an invitation.
To a lesser degree, eh? No giant pies for you?
March 5th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
I didn’t confuse anyone with a tool fan but tool is the best band ever and if u disagree 1. U have never heard music before 2. U like rap ( which is overall a piece of crap) 3. U r from mars 4. U were forced against your will or 5. All of the obove!!!
March 5th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
*snort* Wow, can you say close mindedness?
March 5th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
*hugs Pander too*
pudding all over you!
*sprays with hose”
March 5th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
*sucking and licking off pudding on Jenn’s hands* Eh? Did I miss something? ~ Hmm… Jon Pander has pudding on him too… No wait, Damn you Marzipan!! We could have eaten him!!
March 5th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Hahaha!! You guys are fun. XD
*leans forward and licks pudding off of Sydney’s arm* .. mmmm.. girly and chocolaty.
——
On another note:
I’m gonna have to print this or show this comment space to my fiance…
Can see that convo now..
Me:”Here.. I’ve been RPing with a bunch of chicks and mud -pudding pie wrestling with them.. Happy?”
Him: “There is a god. Now go do it for real and take pix.”
XD .. Men.
March 5th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
No, no giant pies. Just girls kissing while cooking and leaving dirty, dirty sentences in the magnets on the fridge. Or bargains struck for shiny quarters for acts performed. And lest shiny quarters confuse, all involved were over the age of eighteen. Other moments involve various kinds of tape and/or rope. And lots of squealing and laughing. Introduced my buddy to his wife that way.
And of course, Ellie, this is where text based conversations confuse mental images. Considering the people I know, my hands on the standard female magnets isn’t wandering, it’s just normal (for me) and funny (for everyone else(well, usually)). Wandering usually involves things most people would consider foreplay. And I rather figure that might be a little too far for the comments. But hey, what the hell ~goez wanderin’~
And on a final random note, I have to wonder if the Tool fan’s hair/eyes are brown, cause my full of crap meter just spiked.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
toolfan- Tool sucks. Of course most real music was made in the seventies and you’re about what? Twelve years old? Please find a music forum and leave us to our mass mutual sexual harassment.
Everyone else- Is this the part where we start to hose down the boys and lick pie off various people? ‘Cause I’ve got a hose and some free time.
March 6th, 2009 at 12:15 am
Woo! Go Go CC hose! And somebody pelt Ellie with some pie so I have something to lick off her.
March 6th, 2009 at 1:27 am
My goodness what you miss when your away! D: I agree with cc I think the guys should get hosed down now, and I think we should add some whipped cream to the pie we’re fighting in.
March 6th, 2009 at 2:45 am
Judas- was that an inspector gadget reference? Just askin’.
Hayden- Whipped cream? Mrrow.
I’m beginning to think we’re all contributing to the lateness of the comic, we’re distracting Bobby
March 6th, 2009 at 7:18 am
Yes it was.
March 6th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Hmm? *licks pudding off Jenn’s shoulder* Whipped cream? *shakes a can up and sprays Jenn with it* Like this? ~
White stuff everywhere!
March 6th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Ack! No pie for the Ellie!
March 6th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Oh, well, now we have to. Yo Sydney, over here! Pie and cream this conveniently restrained female!
March 6th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Nooo! Don’t do it Sydney! Go lick off more pudding from Jenn!
March 6th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
*licks whipped cream off Jenn’s cheek* hmm? *throws pie and cream on Ellie*
March 6th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
I’ve been overindulging in sweets lately and I blame you guys…. it’s like subliminal messaging or something! *noms her oreo cream pie* I DON’T EVEN LIKE PIE! *nom*
March 7th, 2009 at 12:04 am
… H-how can you not like pie!? Pie is like… cookies and pudding mixed!! with whipped topping!
March 7th, 2009 at 12:38 am
This place should be changed to “The adventures of Jon Pander’s fan club” and have a page of Marry Me put in on occassion instead
March 7th, 2009 at 6:19 am
*hit in the face with pie* Mmph….Hate….you….
March 7th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Sydney: “… H-how can you not like pie!? Pie is like… cookies and pudding mixed!! with whipped topping!”
Gross… lmao.. I don’t like sweets much xD I’m a steak and mashed potatoes person, myself. Haha.
Eisu: “This place should be changed to “The adventures of Jon Pander’s fan club†and have a page of Marry Me put in on occassion instead”
LMAO, that would be appropriate, I don’t think Bobby’d appreciate it though, hahaha
March 7th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Ellie: “*hit in the face with pie* Mmph….Hate….you….”
*giggles* love you too! ~
March 7th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
*licks lips* Mmn, hey it DOES taste like girl!
March 7th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Really? Gotta get some of that. ~finds some pie and cream on Ellie to taste~
March 7th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
*sits still and rolls eyes dramatically* And I can’t even use my hands to wipe it off.
March 8th, 2009 at 3:51 am
Ellie: lemme help you… :3 aww, yes…
March 8th, 2009 at 6:16 am
Well it’s finally happened. Someone else has decided to take advantage of the girl handcuffed to a pole. Soon I’ll probably have like five guys licking me….joy.
March 8th, 2009 at 6:22 am
There hasn’t been an update in two weeks. Wow.
March 8th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Okay…. LONG ONE HERE!
And my comment post is pretty lengthy too.
Jenn:”awww Pander..*hug* ..”
Yes I need hugs. Hugs from pretty girls. In wet T-shirts. In showers. Mmmm nice.
“Hope work (whatever you do with law and a secretary) isn’t too too bad right now..”
Contract Attorney. And it sucks, it’s totally cutting into my ‘Goofing off on Forums’ time. Like, totally.
“..*pounces on Sydney, Hayden, and Marzipan; slips and face plants in the pudding.. * … mmm”
At least you’re keeping your mind on the truly important stuff.
“Ellie.. hahahah.. HIS FAULT.. He started it..”
I take full responsibility (for a change).
Judas: “Did you just confuse me with the Tool fan? I feel sullied and unusual”
In my defense, if a person is not a hot girl they sort of all merge into one ‘all-person’ for identification purposes.
“(To Ellie) Well, I suppose we could just change it to one hand cuffed to a pole. That would free you up significantly.”
Nonsense, there are many things a chained up girl can do to make a guy feel much better without involving the use of hands at all. Have some imagination!
Memi: “I hope for the sake of… mostly Pander and is idea of a harem….. that all the lovely ladies here are indeed lovely ladies.”
Yes, it’s a requirement for entry into the harem.
“(Tool is NOT the best band…………………..)”
Barry Manilow perhaps?
Ellie: “Jenn, didn’t you just get pudding all over Pander with that hug?”
I’m not complainin’.
“Not that I think he minds, but it might be his turn to get sprayed with the hose.”
I’m still not complainin’.
“I’d offer to do something to make you feel better, but…you have me handcuffed to a pole. I don’t know what more to do.”
You’re doing quite enough. Rowr.
Sara: “O.o Dear lord these comments…I love it!”
Yes, much better than talking about some comic… Perhaps we can steer the plot towards pudding fights and wet T-shirt contests in the webcomic itself.
“::Watches the pie wrestling from the side lines.::”
If you’re a hot girl, then participation is mandatory.
“And when Pander offered pie, this was not what I had in mind.”
Totally what -I- had in mind.
Tool(band)fan: “I didn’t confuse anyone with a tool fan but tool is the best band ever and if u disagree”
Barry Manilow rules. He writes the songs that make the whole world sing, or so I’ve heard. Take that!
“2. U like rap ( which is overall a piece of crap)”
Yo G, shizzle my nizzle. Actually … let one of the hot wet T-shirt/pudding covered/showering girls shizzle my nizzle.
Marzipan: “*hugs Pander too* pudding all over you! *sprays with hose—
Dear Penthouse….
Sydney: “~ Hmm… Jon Pander has pudding on him too… No wait, Damn you Marzipan!! We could have eaten him!!”
Yes. Yes you can.
Rowr.
Jenns: “*leans forward and licks pudding off of Sydney’s arm* .. mmmm.. girly and chocolaty.”
Rowr x 2.
“I’m gonna have to print this or show this comment space to my fiance…”
Give him an idea of what to live up to. Me.
“Him: “There is a god. Now go do it for real and take pix.—
I’m game for it.
“XD .. Men.”
God bless us.
Judas: “I have to wonder if the Tool fan’s hair/eyes are brown, cause my full of crap meter just spiked.”
Burn!
CC: “Please find a music forum and leave us to our mass mutual sexual harassment.”
He needs to listen to the song ‘The Internet is for Porn’. I heard Tool wrote it before it was on Avenue Q.
“was that an inspector gadget reference? Just askin’.”
Go Go Gadget Orgy.
Hayden Chase: “I agree with cc I think the guys should get hosed down now, and I think we should add some whipped cream to the pie we’re fighting in.”
Okay, but you don’t get a hose, you get damp sponges. Get to work.
“I’m beginning to think we’re all contributing to the lateness of the comic, we’re distracting Bobby.”
I don’t hear him complainin’
Sydney: “White stuff everywhere!”
I do not even need to make a lascivious comment about this.
Judas: “Yo Sydney, over here! Pie and cream this conveniently restrained female!”
Nor do I have to make a lascivious comment about this.
Eisu: “This place should be changed to “The adventures of Jon Pander’s fan club†and have a page of Marry Me put in on occassion instead”
You’re a wise man, Eisu.
Memi: “LMAO, that would be appropriate, I don’t think Bobby’d appreciate it though, hahaha”
We have the artist on our side, the strip is ours – muhahahaha
Ellie: “*licks lips* Mmn, hey it DOES taste like girl!”
She tasted a girl and she liked it.
Hope her boyfriend don’t mind it.
It felt so wrong
it felt so right
Don’t mean she’s in love tonight.
“*sits still and rolls eyes dramatically* And I can’t even use my hands to wipe it off.”
I’m here to help. I won’t use hands though.
“Well it’s finally happened. Someone else has decided to take advantage of the girl handcuffed to a pole. Soon I’ll probably have like five guys licking me….joy.”
I’m happy that I’ve opened you up to this new experience.
depre: “Ellie: lemme help you… :3 aww, yes…”
Or I can watch. rowr.
Dragonair: “There hasn’t been an update in two weeks. Wow.”
Yes there was. You missed it. He posted it then took it down because I warned him you were going to post. And Bobby was all ‘Oh HELL NO he di’int say that!’
March 8th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Only two weeks? Go camp out Directions of Destiny for three months. Or Pawn for over a year. Or Chugworth. Or Fanboys. Or Kagerou.
The short and sweet point being there’s plenty of comics that don’t make the update schedule. And just as many that aren’t going to tell you when or why.
Two weeks is nothing.
Now, back to the important stuff.
~wipes some pie out of an Ellie crevice~ Y’know, if you want, I have keys to these cuffs. Otherwise, here, enjoy some more girl flavored whipped cream and pie.
March 8th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
*laughs* Well, I don’t really know if I want to be free. I’d probably end up getting dragged into the pie itself. And I really don’t want to wrestle my way out of THAT. So my safest bet, ironically, seems to be to stay here. You’ll just have to be okay with sharing.
March 8th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
I don’t mind waiting for the comic. He’s probably busy. I dunno if you noticed, but it’s not like this is his ONLY project right now…
March 8th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Ellie: Of course you don’t mind waiting for the comic. You’re not a busy, busy man like Dragonair is – you’re a babe handcuffed to a pole. All you have that you can do is wait, have pie and other confectionary delights placed on you, get soaked, and be sexually fondled in a variety of ways.
Plus I doubt that he’s busy, he’s just probably enjoying the visual imagery of the comments board. Who wouldnt?
March 8th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
….Other confectionery delights?
March 8th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Jon Pander:
Are you wanting a lick down? I think I see a little bit of pie still on you…. or you can join me in licking down Jenn.. ~
March 8th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
I’m good with using wet sponges. Who wants to be first? lol
March 8th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
~Pelts Ellie with a cupcake~ Yes. other confectionery delights. Ha Ha!
March 8th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
O_o
lol ..
Sydney!!
*Jenn hangs sign on self that reads “GIRLS ONLY”*
hahaha
::licks pudding off of Sydney’s shoulder*
March 9th, 2009 at 3:38 am
Ack. I suppose I should have seen that one coming…
March 9th, 2009 at 5:54 am
~pelts Jenn with a cupcake too~ Hey! you have to let us think we have a chance at least. That’s the whole point.
March 9th, 2009 at 9:09 am
…Why do I keep have the feeling that Jonah is up to no good, he seems like a very sly person to me… .__.
Hi there, I’m a new fan from Malaysia and has been reading for the past 3 days (the internet connection was slow in my area, or it’ll probably just take a few hours to finish it)
I enjoy reading MarryMe, and I absolutely adore the story and character design
Keep up the good work!
March 9th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Oh yeah.. I forgot this was a comment boxes for complimenting the comic…. hahah just kidding.
Aww Jenn! No fun. ~ … well… much fun actually. (licks pudding off Jenn’s ear)
March 9th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
~contemplates a stage dive into the pie, figures the cleanup isn’t worth the effort~
March 9th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Aw, I think I’m jealous. And a little lonely, sitting here all handcuffed by myself…
March 9th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
*grabs Judas* crowdsurfing, anyone?
And Pander, Penthouse has got nothin’ on this scene, now.
March 9th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Hmm… I think I’m about to find myself female bodysurfing in a whip cream and pie mess… Wonder if I can work it so that’s how I leave this life… Ah well. Banzai!
March 10th, 2009 at 6:50 am
I missed the wet t-shirt contest? WTF, Jon? You know to include me in lists like this!
I feel so alone .-.
March 10th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Well fine. I’ll just sit here. By myself. Handcuffed to a pole. *sulkpout*
March 10th, 2009 at 11:39 am
*licks “confectionary delights” off you you slowly, then licks her lips seductively*
There, you are no longer sitting around all by yourself *nod*
March 10th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
…Apparently what you missed was the part where I am the opposite of Jenn. She’s girls only. I’m guys only.
March 10th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Oh sweet Jeebus! Fine! ~climbs out of the pie mess~ You’re getting dirty now little girl. ~grabs Ellie and gets her as messy as he is~ Now where’s my keys? I’m pretty sure I can manage a two person pie bomb…
March 10th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
*laughs* Two person? What, are you planning on handcuffing me to YOU next? Cause I ain’t jumpin’ in that pie voluntarily.
March 10th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Done and Done! ~keys open the cuffs and snaps one end around his wrist~ Get ready girl! ~snatches Ellie up and leaps into the pie~ W00t!
March 10th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
*lands with a squish* Uuungh…Have I mentioned lately that I hate you?
March 10th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Get in line sweetie, there’s lots of people that hate me. ~flips the key somewhere into the pie~ Looks like you’re stuck now. ~beans Alicia with a cupcake~ Into the pie woman! Else you’ll be pelted with more cakes of the cuppy kind!
March 10th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
*starts furiously pelting pie at Judas* Now I’m stuck with you! Which means you’re stuck with me too! *dives after the key*
March 10th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
@ Alicia:
Cia! Hi!
*jumps out of the pie and runs over to the hose, picks it up and splashes Alicia* Rowr ™
There! and now you may join us in our pie fest. :}
*hops back into the pie and over to Sydney … licks her cheek* mmm pie.
March 10th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Ha Ha! ~uses the cuffs to haul Ellie back~ No so fast! ~pushes Sydney in the direction of the key to further obscure it~ Now look at this mess. What am I going to do with you? Ah, I know! ~tackle~ Eat pie evildoer!
March 10th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Girly pie. ~ (licking off pie near Jenn’s lips) Heheh
March 10th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Hmm? (picks up the key) I have a good place for this… (slipping it into Jenn’s shirt)
March 10th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Nuuu!! *counter tackles*
March 10th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Not quite what I had in mind, but the result will be well worth it ~grabs Ellie’s free hand~ Feel free to go digging for that.
March 10th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Y’know, it’s moments like this I fully appreciate having a shaved head and being light on the body hair. Cleanup later is going to be so quick and easy…
March 10th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Well, with BOTH your hands occupied, that doesn’t leave you anything to grab with, now does it?
March 10th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Sydney Says: “Are you wanting a lick down?”
You already know me well enough that you shouldnt even have to
ask that question, chickie.
“I think I see a little bit of pie still on you….or you can join
me in licking down Jenn..”
Why does it have to be an ‘either/or’ decision?
Oh btw… rowr.
Hayden Chase: “I’m good with using wet sponges. Who wants to be
first?”
Why are my harem girls asking questions to which they already
KNOW the answer?
Jenn: “*Jenn hangs sign on self that reads “GIRLS ONLYâ€*”
Jon Pander adds in magic marker, “And Jon Pander, my hero, of
course.”
I forgive you for the obvious oversight.
Judas: “you have to let us think we have a chance at least.
That’s the whole point.”
Like I said – I’m sure that my name’s omission was an oversight.
Your name being omitted is probably because she’s being a tease, that sly minx.
Abby: “Why do I keep have the feeling that Jonah is up to no
good, he seems like a very sly person to me… .__.”
Geniuses (genii? no wait that’s the plural for genies, never mind) are often misunderstood.
Sydney: “Oh yeah.. I forgot this was a comment boxes for complimenting the comic…”
Stop talking crazy talk, dear Sydney.
Judas: “~contemplates a stage dive into the pie, figures the cleanup isn’t worth the effort~”
Dude, I didnt buy all that pie so that other GUYS could get messy with it over them. (takes the Sign from Jenn and puts it on the pie instead)
Ellie: “Aw, I think I’m jealous. And a little lonely, sitting here all handcuffed by myself…”
*pause* okay fine, Judas you can have fun with Ellie while I’m busy with all the other hot babes.
Marzipan: “And Pander, Penthouse has got nothin’ on this scene, now.”
Dear Hustler….
Alicia: “I missed the wet t-shirt contest? WTF, Jon? You know to include me in lists like this!”
All the emails I sent to you got sent into your spam filter for some reason. I probably shouldnt have made the title of each XXX…
Don’t worry, I’ll have a private wet T-shirt contest for you later.
Alicia: “There, you are no longer sitting around all by yourself *nod*”
*handcuffs Alicia to Ellie. Judas, you can have one or the other, not both.
I know, I know, it’s like Sophie’s Choice, isnt it?
Judas: “Get in line sweetie, there’s lots of people that hate me. ~flips the key somewhere into the pie~ Looks like you’re stuck now. ~beans Alicia with a cupcake~ Into the pie woman! Else you’ll be pelted with more cakes of the cuppy kind!”
He may be bogarting my women a bit too much, but he makes a pretty good High Priest of the Church of Pander.
Btw, too much info about that body hair thing. Just sayin’…
March 10th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
You’d like to think that wouldn’t you? But the fact is, one hand isn’t occupied, just cuffed at the wrist. Which means I can easily reach behind you and get a hold of something squishy. And if I get the other hand behind you as well, that leaves you in a rather vulnerable position, doesn’t it? Although honestly it’s more fun from the back.
March 10th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
I bogart nothing. I haven’t even laid claim to Ellie. I just torment her for fun.
But I have to ask why you’d tell me to choose, and then cuff them together. That’s like making them into a single package.
Wait, nevermind.
I’ll take the package ~g~
March 10th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
*goes through a cowgirl moment and spins a rope, lasso-ing Pander* Yeehaa! *pulls Pander into the pie while licking Jenn’s neck* Let the lick down commence!
March 10th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
hahaha!
@ Pander..
How dare you steal my sign good sir..
*creates another, hangs it on herself “GIRLS ONLY” …*
There’s a Reason, He’s Called FIANCE. :}
@ Sydney:
COLD KEY!!! *ties shirt tight at the bottom so not to lose the key*
Ellie has to get it, now *points to “GIRLS ONLY” Sign.*
*licks pudding off of Sydney’s Chin* mmmm … This isn’t good for my diet. hahahah
Sydney! Get Pander!!
… Where’d Hayden Disappear to?
March 10th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Judas: “Although honestly it’s more fun from the back.”
Too easy.
Oh who cares….
Different strokes for different folks I guess, Judas.
Jenn: “How dare you steal my sign good sir..”
Who -ever- said I was good? Plus technically I just vandalized your sign, I didnt steal.
“*creates another, hangs it on herself “GIRLS ONLY†…*”
I can keep doing the same thing with my trusty magic marker.
“There’s a Reason, He’s Called FIANCE. :}”
Possible comebacks:
A) Does he know about the sign?
B) Is your fiance a girl, but you call ‘him’ ‘he’, like the ‘male’ in the lesbian relationship?
C) If you made one exception, you can make another. That’s a rule – I read it on the internet somewhere.
D) Maybe she misspelled ‘finance’ and the sign means that girls get in for free, but guys have to pay. Sort of like Ladies Night at a bar.
March 10th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Btw Jenn, as I said several strips ago, there’s absolutely no reason why your fiance has to know about any of the lewd, lascivious things which you can let me to do you. Trust me – it’s a secret just between you and me.
And Sydney.
And Ellie.
And Judas.
And CC.
And depre.
And Bobby.
And Owen.
And..
hrm… okay I’m going to stop here because this joke’s getting a b it long. If this wasn’t a popular webcomic this joke would not take so long…
March 10th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Simon’s cat. All I have to say about that.
March 10th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Lol.. Fiance Reads the Board..
Yes he’s a man.. a very sexy one. <3 He know’s about my bi-ness and approves of my playing with others as long as they’re ladies.
March 11th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Jenn: Well I’m bi… a bi-lady.. so I can flirt and lick on you… and lick on Pander and it all be cool! (especially since I’m not getting married! )
Speaking of which…
*licks pudding off Pander* Hmm not as sweet as Lady Pie.. but has a bit of Sexiness to it.~
March 11th, 2009 at 12:29 am
For the record I am not a member of the harem. Just sayin. I’m here for the ladies. As far as touching going anyway. If you boys want to put on a show I’ll gladly watch that. Unlike Jenn I make no exceptions to the girls only rule. Having said all that I agree that it’s our little secret. Like everything on the internet. Seriously.
March 11th, 2009 at 1:31 am
lol @ CC — True in most cases, but like I said, my fiance reads this too, so, theres no secrets! ((of course, there are never any secrets in our relationship … which might be why we’ve been together for 7 yrs.. yay!)
lol @ Sydney.. and Thanks You. Worked hard for this relationship, don’t wanna ruin it with e-cheating.
.. 6 years online.. only got to see each other in person once a year. So.. I moved here this (our 7th) year and got a ring.. yay!
Sorry @ Pander …”
March 11th, 2009 at 2:34 am
Yeah, I’m definitely NOT bi, which means I ain’t going after that key. *sigh* Unless I gnaw my hand off, I’m stuck here.
March 11th, 2009 at 5:14 am
*le sad face*
We need more bi girls here. The straight girls are definitly making the ROWR ™ factor drop considerably. :’(
tehe
Oh, and @Pander– <3
March 11th, 2009 at 7:09 am
Well I suppose there’s worse things to be than handcuffed to a woman. You don’t snore do you? Cause I’m a really light sleeper…
March 11th, 2009 at 9:13 am
yeah there were no secrets with me and my 4 yr. boyfriend either… that’s why we’re broken up xD haha.
*joins the fray*
hmmm…. let’s see…. who can i whip…….
March 11th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
No, I don’t snore. But I do kick.
Hmm…you know, being handcuffed, I might as well take advantage of this and do something to increase the ROWR â„¢ factor…*licks side of Judas’ face*
March 11th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
@ Jenn, I’m not out to destory relationships so no worries there. lol
@ Memi- Whip? Whip? *ears perk up* I’m listening… ~
March 11th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
~gets licked~ Well hey there. Kicking I can live with. Not that much different from punching. Y’know, you are a mess. Pie and cream everywhere. ‘Specially that big spot on your neck. Guess we should do something about that. Girl flavored cream, gotta love it.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Well now I find that it’s mixed with quite a bit of boy flavoring too. You’d think the two flavors would clash, but I think they work together quite nicely *licks again*
March 11th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
What can I say? I’m like a fine spice. I make good things better.
March 11th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Yeah Jenn, sorry nothing against you there at all. I was just saying I’m a girl’s girl, no exceptions.
On the significant other issue my girlfriend and I are the same, she just knows all this doesn’t mean anything. I flirt, she flirts, so long as no one sets up an IRL meeting or professes love to someone else we’re good.
I’m a bit sick of the pie. Jello wrestling anyone? I promise not to get too fresh.
March 11th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Indeed. Someone wanna hose us off? Think I’ll sit the jello wrestling out though. Although, uh, Jenn, can I get that key back, I’m gonna want to change out of these pie and whip cream (and soon to be wet) clothes.
March 11th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
@CC- Hmm? I have nothing against getting fresh. I’m surprised this hasn’t turn into a food orgy yet. XD
… Did I say surprised? I meant disappointed. *giggles a little*
March 12th, 2009 at 2:36 am
Yes, please Jenn, give us the key. I desperately need my freedom for at least a few minutes so I can get clean ; . ;
March 12th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Judas: “Simon’s cat. All I have to say about that.”
…
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Jenn: “Lol.. Fiance Reads the Board..”
Tell him the internet is closed for repairs when we have our forbidden love affair.
Sydney: “Well I’m bi… a bi-lady.. so I can flirt and lick on you… and lick on Pander and it all be cool!”
My name is Jon Pander and I approve of this message.
Jenn: “my fiance reads this too, so, theres no secrets!”
no secrets, except of course that one you told me about last week on the phone, right? The big one?
Don’t worry Jenn’s fiance, I’m sure she’ll tell you … eventually *wink*
“Worked hard for this relationship, don’t wanna ruin it with e-cheating.”
But e-cheating is 10 times more efficient than snail mail cheating! Though you do get spam. But some of the kinkier ones don’t mind that either.
“So.. I moved here this (our 7th) year and got a ring.. yay!
Sorry @ Pander …—
My heart will heal. Some day. Some day….
Until then I’ll have to console myself with the throngs of ladies who want me and lesbians who are happy enough to put on a show for my benefit.
It’ll be hard but… I’ll muddle through.
Alicia: “We need more bi girls here. The straight girls are definitly making the ROWR â„¢ factor drop considerably. :’(”
So long as they don’t have fiances so I can be the man in the girl’s bi-situation.
That would up the rowr factor by about 3.14 times. And thanks for using the trademark.
“Oh, and @Pander– <3″
Same here
Memi: “yeah there were no secrets with me and my 4 yr. boyfriend either… that’s why we’re broken up xD haha.”
Pay heed, Jenn! See? Honesty ruins relationships! Lie a bit to him – participate in the shower with me and alter that sign a bit in order to save your marriage!
CC: “I’m a bit sick of the pie. Jello wrestling anyone?”
Everyone loves jello.
To all:
I want to be post #300.
March 12th, 2009 at 9:35 am
No, seriously, I really want to be post 300.
March 12th, 2009 at 9:36 am
I’m pretty sure it would be some sort of record for this forum to have 300 posts, wouldn’t it?
March 12th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Unless it reached that many during the break from the comic between books…. hrm.
March 12th, 2009 at 9:37 am
Probably should check that out to confirm it before I keep posting in order to be #300.
March 12th, 2009 at 9:38 am
I mean… otherwise what would the point be in my posting like… 6 or 7 times? Seriously, it makes no sense for me to do that.
March 12th, 2009 at 9:39 am
You know what? I don’t even care anymore if I’m post #300 or not!
Nope, I don’t care one little bit and -
oh.. wait.
yay, 300!
Maybe I should make a Leonidas reference, like ‘THIS IS SPARTA!’ but well.. that wouldnt really make sense.
Nah.
March 12th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Page 91 has had 393 comments.
March 12th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Lol .. Geez!
@ Pander: Jenn: “my fiance reads this too, so, theres no secrets!â€
no secrets, except of course that one you told me about last week on the phone, right? The big one?
Don’t worry Jenn’s fiance, I’m sure she’ll tell you … eventually *wink*
–
LOL.. Jerk.
@ Ellie and Judas: My Key.. You can be hosed off together.
@ Sydney and CC: Not worried about playing with ladies, the man is a-OK with that. lol
So.. which one of you wants to go after this key?
hahah
March 12th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Okay, I have a new “To Kill” List. Top of the list? Jenn. *glares*
March 12th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
D’oh! One of my posts did not show up… It involved lovely signage
The front says: I swing both ways. And the back says: Especially for Jon Pander.
In all seriousness though, I am in a very serious relationship…but he doesn’t read the forums…and even if he did…*shrugs* XD He knows I’m a flirt. Besides, we pay have picked out a ring, but it’s not on my finger yet, which means I can flirt with whatever gender I want XD XD
@Ellie-Don’t kill Jenn! I like her ;o;
@Jon Pander-Congrats, you have successfully dominated the comments, including but not limited to, the 300th post.
March 12th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
wow, just found this comic today and I love it but i’m not sure which i’ll be looking forward to more when i come back to this page… the comments or a possible update. lol
March 12th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Hang on Ellie and Judas, I’ll get you that key.
March 12th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Hmm… I’ll go after the key. and hide it somewhere else! *slips hand into Jenn’s shirt, wriggling hand around*
March 12th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
It is a comfort to know I have friends…I only hope CC finds it first cause SHE’LL give it back…
March 12th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
You’re right, I will. Might hose you down after, but that’s okay, right?
March 12th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
As long as I’m free, at least for a little while, I’m totally okay with that!
March 12th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Wow I missed a hole bunch again D:……. man I should learn not to take internet hiatus’s for reading and working………… hmmm I guess I’ll just have to quit my job so I can stay caught up with all the posts going on. lol I’m feeling all left out of the lick fest. =C
And hey lol I’m actully a straight girl but hey girl pie is yummy and I’m open to new things. so I hope I’m not taking away from the ROWR â„¢ factor.
March 12th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Hrm. Not sure if I care if you’re a girls only person if it gets me my key… Ah well. ~goes hunting~
March 12th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Which I guess means Ellie’s going hunting with me, since she’s still cuffed to me. Whatever. Two hands are better than one right?
Try not to get stuck anywhere Ellie.
March 12th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
lol you guys are going to get stuck with that many hands in jenns shirt :p
March 12th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
*pulls key out of Jenn’s shirt* You’ll never get it!! Mwhahah!
March 13th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Um, couldn’t you have used your OTHER hand, Jonas? The one NOT handcuffed to mine? Not like your theory made a difference *sigh* I think I’m resigned to being handcuffed or tied up in one form or another…
March 13th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
*sigh* Yes, I realized I said Jonas, not Judas. This is what I get for trying to sound intelligent while sick…
March 13th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Bobby: “Page 91 has had 393 comments.”
And yet we missed a perfect opporunity to make a “THIS IS SPARTA!’ reference there. Probably because everyone was either gushing about the book 1 ending or complaining/whining about when book 2 would start.
Actuallly I just checked and there were quite a few comments directed at yours truly there as well.
Jenn: “LOL.. Jerk. ”
But a lovable jerk you adore enough to tell that ultra-super-secret to that the fiance does not know. I’m sure he’ll be told eventually though.
“@ Sydney and CC: Not worried about playing with ladies, the man is a-OK with that. lol”
Most men are. For men, lesbianism means ‘Oh yay there’s two of them!’
Alicia: “The front says: I swing both ways. And the back says: Especially for Jon Pander.”
Convince Jenn to wear that sign as well. You’re bi. You and Jenn both know the secret handshake and have the decoder rings and everything. I’m sure you can convince her.
Thanks
“Besides, we pay have picked out a ring, but it’s not on my finger yet, which means I can flirt with whatever gender I want XD XD”
God bless loopholes.
“@Jon Pander-Congrats, you have successfully dominated the comments, including but not limited to, the 300th post.”
Don’t bring up my dominating tendencies too much – I don’t want to get into any trouble with my head of security girl. She scares me.
marie: “wow, just found this comic today and I love it but i’m not sure which i’ll be looking forward to more when i come back to this page… the comments or a possible update. lol”
There’s a comic?
Hayden Chase: “Wow I missed a hole bunch again D:……. man I should learn not to take internet hiatus’s for reading and working”
Serves you right for having a life.
“hmmm I guess I’ll just have to quit my job so I can stay caught up with all the posts going on.”
Or you can just slack off at your job like I do, though I have an office so I can do my slacking off in relative privacy.
That sounded much dirtier than it was intended to be.
“And hey lol I’m actully a straight girl but hey girl pie is yummy and I’m open to new things. so I hope I’m not taking away from the ROWR â„¢ factor.”
You could never take away from the Rowr factor, my dear. And thank you for honoring the trademark.
Ellie: “Um, couldn’t you have used your OTHER hand, Jonas?”
Stop flirting with little kids.
“This is what I get for trying to sound intelligent while sick…”
Hot girls in wet T-shirts, covered with pie, handcuffed to poles do not need to sound intelligent. It’s a forgivable offense. That’s a fact. I looked it up on the internet. I googled it even.
March 13th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
I wonder if, after the 9001st post, I should say “ITS OVER NINE THOUSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAND!”
Or whether that would cause people to want to hurt me.
March 13th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Oh dear lord, isn’t that a DBZ reference? XD
March 13th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Cause if it is, you might be right on about that hurting thing…
March 13th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I’m relatively sure it was. How unfortunate.
March 13th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
“Page 91 has had 393 comments.” – Bobby Crosby
What, is that a challenge for a race? Are you trying to see if we can’t beat that many comments on this page before you post the next update?
I accept your challenge good, sir!
Jon Pander, I implore you to dowse me with whatever liquids you see fit to include me in this wet t-shirt contest thing.
…
Oh, have we moved on past that?
…
Want to dowse me anyway?
March 13th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
I’m staying away from that one…
Anyway. Team tackle on Sydney for the key, Ellie?
March 13th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
And for Pander: Simon’s Cat. Google it.
March 13th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Hayden: “but hey girl pie is yummy” The double entendre there tripled the rowr factor.
That’s right, double triples. *brainsplode*
And yes, it’s DBZ. And no, I haven’t actually seen that episode. But apparently Vajita said that about Goku after he came back to life.
Pander: My boyfriend wants to hurt you now. I’m just proud that I got that reference.
Yes, I’m dating a nerd.
You see why I’m getting my entertainment here?
March 13th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Pander might not douse you with a name like “Rob” But I will. Right after I grop… er find the key. Sydney has it right?
*frisks Sydney* Is this it in your right pocket or do I have to get a little… more adventurous?
Marie- Getting stuck can be half the fun
March 13th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
*sigh*
memi’s log, day 20
another friday come and gone and still no update
moral seems relatively high but i know it’s just a matter of time until we go “lord of the flies”
while awkward at first, ellie and judas seem to have become adapted to being handcuffed to each other and sydney is still refusing to give up the key…
pander keeps speaking of these fantastic tales of harems and secretaries… we all knew he’d be the first to go mad…
everyone else seems to be doing whatever they can to get by.
bobby knows what’s in the hatch.
there’s pudding everywhere….
we ate the polar bear
March 13th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
@ CC – Eep! Nooo! I hid it somewhere no one will ever find it! *huddles over*
March 14th, 2009 at 12:31 am
@ Marzipan: Thats what I’m here for double entendres, the possible innuendo here or there. Oh and making the Rowrâ„¢ triple or double triple doesn’t hurt either. Oh and Jon Pander! I’m definately here for him.
…..
…
..
.
There was this comic too. I remember it being quite fantastical. There was a lesbian and a marriage of some kind. Quite romantic. I think thats why I started coming here but alas my memory fades.
March 14th, 2009 at 1:35 am
Sydney: “Oh dear lord, isn’t that a DBZ reference? XD”
Yes… I believe it – wait, Ellie just posted something…
Ellie: “Cause if it is, you might be right on about that hurting thing…”
No it isnt.
Judas: “I’m relatively sure it was. How unfortunate.”
I said it isn’t. Don’t make me sic security on you. She has a whip. She’s very scary.
Rob: “What, is that a challenge for a race? Are you trying to see if we can’t beat that many comments on this page before you post the next update?”
Yes. Yes it is.
“I accept your challenge good sir!”
Huzzah.
“Jon Pander, I implore you to dowse me with whatever liquids you see fit to include me in this wet t-shirt contest thing.”
You can be a backup judge. As in ‘when I’m doin’ stuff to the hotties, you better back up!
“Oh, have we moved on past that?”
Fraid so.
“Want to dowse me anyway?”
No-ho-ho-ho.
Nooooooooooo….
No.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CenYaQ5LTro
(go 15 seconds into the clip)
Judas: “And for Pander: Simon’s Cat. Google it.”
No-ho-ho-ho-ho….
Nooooooooooo….
No.
Actually ok.
Hehe, funny. Reminds me of my cat.
Marzipan: “Pander: My boyfriend wants to hurt you now.”
Maybe he just wants to hurt me out of jealousy of my awesomeness and not the reference?
“And yes, it’s DBZ.”
*looks at the people who will want to hurt me* No, no it is not.
*looks away* yeah it is.
“And no, I haven’t actually seen that episode.”
I don’t watch DBZ. I do, however, study a lot about what annoys people. It’s a hobby.
CC: “Pander might not douse you with a name like “Rob—
Correct. I believe in bi. But only the good type which is when women are bi and want to have sex with me and other women. That is the good bi.
The other type of bi is the ‘goodbye’ bi.
Memi: “*sigh* memi’s log, day 20″
That’s stardate 202009-C for you trekkies out there.
“another friday come and gone and still no update”
Oh wait you didn’t get the secret new website where all the updates are now going? Hrm.
“moral seems relatively high”
You’re welcome.
” but i know it’s just a matter of time until we go “lord of the flies—
Long as I’m not ‘Piggy’
“pander keeps speaking of these fantastic tales of harems and secretaries… ”
Who said it’s a tale. It’s real, baby!
“we all knew he’d be the first to go mad…”
I’m the only sane man in a world of crazies. Like the Joker as played by Heath Ledger.
“bobby knows what’s in the hatch.”
Cryptic.
“there’s pudding everywhere….”
Indeed.
“we ate the polar bear.”
Either that is another reference to Lost in order to score points with Bobby, or a very odd buy alluring sexual euphamism that I’m not aware of to score points with me.
Sydney: “Eep! Nooo! I hid it somewhere no one will ever find it! *huddles over*”
I already know where it is but I’m not telling. It keeps Ellie nice and chained up for the rowr factor, and keeps Judas out of the way so that I can have fun with the other hotties.
Hayden Chase: “Oh and Jon Pander! I’m definately here for him.”
This is why I adore this harem girl, folks!
“There was this comic too. I remember it being quite fantastical. There was a lesbian and a marriage of some kind. Quite romantic.”
Are you sure? I thought the comic was about a priest who goes on zany crime-fighting adventures, starring Tom Bosley. Or maybe that was ‘Father Dowling Mysteries.’ I always get those two confused.
“I think thats why I started coming here but alas my memory fades.”
No, you came here for the combination of shower orgy, harem, wet t-shirts, pudding and pie. Period. I put out an ad in the paper. Period.
March 14th, 2009 at 5:12 am
I opt to leave someone else to find the key. With two of us, we’d be hindrances to each other, especially considering I don’t want to go a-lookin’.
Oooh, I thought of what we can call whatever it is we’re doing here. It’s more wit than accuracy though…
Bi Pie XD
March 14th, 2009 at 8:06 am
When the next part gonna be up? You haven’t updated in a few weeks!
March 14th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Fine, then you can be a hindrance. I want that key, and sadly, that means you must come with me. ~tackles CC and Sydney~ Key please! Cause I ain’t shy! ~starts key hunting on Sydney~
March 14th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Y’know, we should probably be playing Lords of Acid in the background during all this. It would definitely be appropriate…
March 14th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Oh and Jon, since you seem to have missed it somewhere, Ellie and I are cuffed at the wrist. She’s been free of the pole for a while.
Now what was I doing…?
Oh yes. ‘Searching’ Sydney. And dragging Ellie along for the ride…
March 14th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
XD
@ Memi-And then we ate Robin’s minstrals. And there was much rejoicing.
March 14th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Judas: “Oh and Jon, since you seem to have missed it somewhere, Ellie and I are cuffed at the wrist. She’s been free of the pole for a while. ”
I handcuffed her leg to the pole when you weren’t looking. Shh.
Get back to the pole.
Alicia: “Memi-And then we ate Robin’s minstrals. And there was much rejoicing.”
Brave Sir Robin….
March 14th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Nah, that wouldn’t be any fun. And might involve a search of YOU if I came to think you might have a key on you. And that just wouldn’t be pleasant for either of us. We’d have to play Dueling Banjos at that point, and that would significantly decrease the rowr â„¢ factor going on here.
Unless I can convince Ellie to search you. Then I can search Sydney and everyone wins.
March 14th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
*pushes Judas off and hides behind Jenn and CC* Hit him! He’s looking in places that only girls or a harem leader can look!!
March 14th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
@ Alicia: But I thought he ran?
PS-
Wiiiiiiiiiiilllllllsooooooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!
March 14th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I’m pretty sure I was nominated for High Priest of the Church of Pander multiple comments ago. I think in some way that actually does make me a harem leader. Hrm. Oh well. Key please. ~sticks out hand~ I’ve been categorized by my friends as ‘boundaries free’ so hiding won’t help you, I’ll just go through and have fun on the way.
March 14th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Everyone should enjoy the guitar god that is Joe Satriani once in a while. I recommend Satch Boogie from Surfing with the Alien.
March 14th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Sydney: “*pushes Judas off and hides behind Jenn and CC* Hit him! He’s looking in places that only girls or a harem leader can look!!”
This is why I adore this harem girl, folks!
March 14th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
I’ll bite your hand Judas! CC and Jenn will protect me (or possibly hold me down… eep) and I’m sure Pander won’t enjoy seeing you frisk around his property!
March 14th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
~shrugs~ Quick solution would be to give me the key. Anything else essentially says this is what you want to happen. Just one of those psych things. If you know action A will result in consequence B and you take action A anyway, obviously you wanted the result.
So really, if you didn’t want to be searched, you’d give me the key willingly.
Not giving me the key tells me you want to be searched.
Asking other people to help (or possibly restrain) you means you want as many people involved in the search as possible. How social of you.
At which point, I invite Pander to search you first.
Should he decline… Well, like I said. I’m ‘boundaries free’.
And biting just adds to the fun..
March 14th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
“And biting just adds to the fun…”
Not if it bleeeeeeds. ~
ANd No. I was hoping to be frisked by someone of my choosing. ~
March 14th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Only if bleeding bothers the person being bitten. Which in my case it doesn’t really. I’ve seen enough blood over the course of my years not to be bothered by it anymore.
~sigh~ Yeah, I figured you wanted to be frisked. Now the question is by who, so we can fetch them. Otherwise we’ll find out just how slippery the pie made you.
March 14th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Mn. Biting DOES add to the fun. Just make sure you bite his hand and not mine, kay? And Judas, please be nice cause you have a sickly girl attached to your wrist. *coughs pathetically*
March 14th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
A sick girl? Aw dammit… ~sigh~ Never mind. Keep the key. Apparently I have to take care of this sick thing attached to my hand. ~finds the hose and sprays Ellie clean~ ~rinse/repeat for self~ Right… Hrm. Getting you out of those wet clothes and into clean dry clothes is going to prove interesting… Well, life’s an adventure and all that… ~sets off on adventure~ Geh…
March 14th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Aw, it’s so nice to know that the man who groped me, handcuffed to a pole and then himself, dragged me into a giant pie and forced my hand into another girl’s chest actually cares that I’m sick ^_^
March 14th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
What can I say? I’m a nice guy. When I’m not being a total bastard.
And I’ve figured out how to get you re-dressed. I feel eternally grateful to whichever person invented tie side clothing. Easy in, easy out, and can be put on and removed while in cuffs or bindings.
Although curiosity impels me to ask if Pander actually handcuffed Alicia to Ellie… I want to know if we’ve been dragging around a third person.
March 14th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
jon, you’re right i’m not sure there is a comic :p lol i think the comments have definitely won out on the battle of what is drawing me here… of course the fact that it doesn’t update weekly and i have plenty of other comics to read probably helped with that decision
Judas, it doesn’t appear that alicia ever complained about the handcuffing and jon did say he handcuffed her to ellie so i would say you probably have been dragging along a 3rd person… unless she’s able to escape handcuffs, in which case she should have been nice enough to tell you guys how to do so as well when you were trying to get free.
PS. who says you have to be a nerd to watch DBZ? :p
March 14th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Ellie: “Aw, it’s so nice to know that the man who groped me, handcuffed to a pole and then himself, dragged me into a giant pie and forced my hand into another girl’s chest actually cares that I’m sick ^_^”
It’s out of self-interest. He doesn’t want to get sick also.
Judas: “What can I say? I’m a nice guy. When I’m not being a total bastard.”
Dude, you’re named after the big SOB in the bible….
Besides you can confide in me – you’re just doing it because you don’t want to get sick also right?
“I feel eternally grateful to whichever person invented tie side clothing.”
You’re welcome. I invented it.
“Easy in, easy out,”
…. no, too easy.
“Although curiosity impels me to ask if Pander actually handcuffed Alicia to Ellie…”
As long as it doesn’t compel you instead…
“I want to know if we’ve been dragging around a third person.”
Yeah, she’s there to make sure you don’t damage what’s mine. Plus this way I can still get Ellie to stay handcuffed to that dang pole via someone else.
Sydney: “I’ll bite your hand Judas!”
That ‘a (harem) girl!
“and I’m sure Pander won’t enjoy seeing you frisk around his property!”
Dang straight. I’m the one who gets to do the frisking. Up against the wall and spread em.
March 14th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
marie: “jon, you’re right i’m not sure there is a comic :p lol i think the comments have definitely won out on the battle of what is drawing me here… of course the fact that it doesn’t update weekly and i have plenty of other comics to read probably helped with that decision”
It’s a running theory that Bobby has the next 3 comics ready, but is waiting to see how this whole orgy/pie-fetish/shower/wet T-shirt thing turns out first. I don’t blame him.
“Judas, it doesn’t appear that alicia ever complained about the handcuffing and jon did say he handcuffed her to ellie so i would say you probably have been dragging along a 3rd person… unless she’s able to escape handcuffs,”
Alicia’s a loyal follower, she’d never uncuff herself. And now she’s also cuffed to the pole, which means Ellie is de facto cuffed to the pole, which means Judas is as well and can’t get to Sydney.
I’m like the Chessmaster or something Judas, 3 steps ahead!
Muhaha.
“PS. who says you have to be a nerd to watch DBZ? :p”
I think Wierd Al Yankovic said so in ‘White and Nerdy’ but I could be mistaken.
March 15th, 2009 at 12:38 am
I will hit a man at the request of a woman with or without provocation.
And Sydney I’ll protect you from Judas too, if I grope you in the process… I promise 80% of the things I do qualify as “goosing” and the other 20% aren’t casual orgy fodder… at least not as yet.
March 15th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Actually there were two Judas in the bible. The aforementioned SOB and Jesus’ brother. Guess that means I can go either way as I wish.
And I set that pole up. It’s removable. ~sigh~ So I’ve been dragging two girls and a pole around. Glad I’ve been getting back in shape…
And I’ll defend myself with or without provocation CC. Fair warning.
March 15th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Am I mistaken, or was I referred to as Pander’s property?
March 15th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
@Ellie : I thought he was referring to me… but then again I could me mistaken.
@CC :And I have no problem with Groping. Just ask Pander! … Once he gets his turn of course. ~
March 15th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
I have no idea. I’m kinda dizzy now, so I may have misread it..
March 15th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Bloody Hell! Nearly have a comment for every day of the year!
You need a flaming forum… Then again, those can be even more of a bitch to handle.
March 15th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Nah, we don’t need no stinkin forum. Half the fun of this is having no rules and structure. Add control to chaos and you get less randomness.
March 15th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Jon: “PS. who says you have to be a nerd to watch DBZ? :pâ€
I think Wierd Al Yankovic said so in ‘White and Nerdy’ but I could be mistaken.~
Weird Al? you take advice from a person that has the word Weird as part of their name? lol
Judas: 2 girls and a pole? wow you have a nice work out going there
March 15th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Hmm….
I shall ignore you all and do a little happy dance/cuddle with the pole as best I can, given the handcuffs, because I love handcuffs. That is all.
Oh! Wait, also, Robin ran away, but his mistrals stayed, which is why we eated them…they were not sexy enough to take part in this, and they were too annoying to keep around. Hence, the rejoicing after eating them *nods* yep, yep.
March 15th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Oh! And @Marie-Weird Al is awesome XD
March 15th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
*out of the pudding and cleaned off, now watching the fun from the side-lines
@ Charles
“Bloody Hell! Nearly have a comment for every day of the year!
You need a flaming forum… Then again, those can be even more of a bitch to handle.”
We need an “Orgy Me” forum…. lol
March 15th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Judas- I’m good with that. I have two older brothers, a trouble friendly girlfriend, and an ex-military Dad. Lost of practice at being hit and being hit back. Still I’d prefer not to have to do it. But protecting a lady (or her honor, not sure it applies here but I think it’s what I was doing just the same.) take precedent over my wants.
Alicia- besides Mistrals taste of chicken and chicken is good.
If the key is really going to be a problem I do have a hacksaw.
March 15th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Oh and defending my dad’s honor I meant he taught me to fight. I re-read after posting and it implies something else, sorry Pop.
March 15th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Your attempt at clarification has only left me more confused…
My only statement being starting a fight because someone tells you to, is, in my personal opinion, very foolish.
And as a side note, I’m lost as to what the brothers and the ex-military dad have to do with it. Don’t most people who have siblings fight with them? I know I sure as hell did…
Right… Hacksaw in place of key. Good enough. I can work with that too… again.. Meh.
Though I feel like pointing out how an object as small as a key to a pair of handcuffs can lead to such a pain in the ass; and yet people still wonder why wars get fought. I’d laugh myself silly if it weren’t so sad…
March 15th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
@CC- mmmmmmmmmm, Chicken, OMNOMNOMNOM
@Judas- true
@Jon Pander- Where you been, man? We’re discussing chicken-flavored mistrals and wars fought over handcuff keys without you!
March 16th, 2009 at 1:41 am
I am now officially checking this site only to see how high the comment count climbs. Pies? Handcuffs? Frisking? Chicken? I love you all.
By the way, are you guys reading Dreamless? Great story shaping up.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:19 am
I haven’t started Dreamless yet, so I plan on getting to it when my life lets up a bit…
March 16th, 2009 at 7:03 am
CC: “I will hit a man at the request of a woman with or without provocation.”
rowr… I think….
“And Sydney I’ll protect you from Judas too, if I grope you in the process… I promise 80% of the things I do qualify as “goosing†and the other 20% aren’t casual orgy fodder… at least not as yet.”
This is good.
Judas: “Actually there were two Judas in the bible.”
I think his name’s actually Jude.
Hey jude, dont make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.
“Guess that means I can go either way as I wish.”
Like I’ve said before, I don’t care about when GUYS go either way – only girls.
“And I set that pole up. It’s removable. ~sigh~”
Who chains a girls to a REMOVABLE POLE?
Okay, you’re no longer my high priest. I’m having the pole cemented into the ground now. Alicia, sign the work order when the construction worker girls come along.
“And I’ll defend myself with or without provocation CC. Fair warning.”
This is why you will lose. CC will not give warning when she strikes.
Ellie: “Am I mistaken, or was I referred to as Pander’s property?”
Shh, property. Less talky talky, more chainy chainy.
Sydney: “@Ellie : I thought he was referring to me… but then again I could me mistaken.”
I think I’ve inadvertantly set back the woman’s suffrage movement about 100 years.
“@CC :And I have no problem with Groping. Just ask Pander! … ”
Sydney has no problem with groping, CC – it’s one of the things I love about her.
“Once he gets his turn of course. ~”
That’s right!
Ellie: “I have no idea. I’m kinda dizzy now, so I may have misread it..”
Trust me, no one has any idea where this comments forum has went.
charles: “Bloody Hell! Nearly have a comment for every day of the year!”
We pride ourselves on our thoroughness, and want to break the record.
“You need a flaming forum… ”
No we don’t.
Ellie: “Half the fun of this is having no rules and structure. Add control to chaos and you get less randomness.”
We are nothing if not consistent in our inconsistency.
marie: “Weird Al? you take advice from a person that has the word Weird as part of their name? lol ”
Babe, Wierd Al is a visionary.
Alicia: “I shall ignore you all and do a little happy dance/cuddle with the pole as best I can, given the handcuffs, because I love handcuffs. That is all.”
Except for me right? You’d never ignore me.
“Wait, also, Robin ran away, but his mistrals stayed, which is why we eated them…”
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
or to have his eyes gouged out,
and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split,
and his body burned away,
and his limbs all hacked and mangled,
brave Sir Robin.
His head smashed in
and heart cut out,
and his liver removed,
and his bowels unplugged,
and his nostrils raped
and his bottom burned off
and his penis..
Queue Robin: That’s enough!
Jenn: “We need an “Orgy Me†forum…. lol”
Eisu’s already agreed to this in some form, quite some time ago.
CC: “I have two older brothers, a trouble friendly girlfriend, and an ex-military Dad. Lost of practice at being hit and being hit back.”
Rowr, military babe.
“Still I’d prefer not to have to do it.”
No, no by all means do it. Just like the Nike commercial says. Just Do it.
Judas: “Your attempt at clarification has only left me more confused.”
When a lesbian’s enemy is confused, that is the perfect time for them to strike, according to their handbook.
“My only statement being starting a fight because someone tells you to, is, in my personal opinion, very foolish.”
No it isn’t. Fight, fight, fight!
“Don’t most people who have siblings fight with them? I know I sure as hell did…”
Yeah but yours were wimpy – have you seen CC’s brother’s? They look like someone glued tree trunk arms to a couple of brick walls.
“Though I feel like pointing out how an object as small as a key to a pair of handcuffs can lead to such a pain in the ass;”
Sydney I think that he’s suggesting a new hiding place for the key.
“@Jon Pander- Where you been, man? We’re discussing chicken-flavored mistrals and wars fought over handcuff keys without you!”
I know. Stupid work gets in the way of the important stuff.
Hilary: “I am now officially checking this site only to see how high the comment count climbs. Pies? Handcuffs? Frisking? Chicken? I love you all.”
There are openings in my harem depending on how much you’re willing to love me in particular.
March 16th, 2009 at 8:14 am
can i join in? i look good in leather… bi-girl btw.
March 16th, 2009 at 8:16 am
whatevs… goin’ to watch more hellsing…
March 16th, 2009 at 10:13 am
I apologize but the creative writing major in me will not shut up until I say this. It’s ‘minstrels,’ a ‘mistral’ is a cold northwesterly wind that blows in Europe…it’s more specific than that but I already look like enough of a dork so….I’ll go hide and watch the mayhem again
::tries some of the pie::: hmm…it *is* girly
March 16th, 2009 at 11:06 am
@Caity – To be fair, correcting someone’s language when the error is practically a homophone isn’t indicative of creative writing. Creative writers embody a bold tradition of developing unique ways of telling stories by their medium, content, and message. Correcting a person just means you also have an unrequited need to keep a person’s semantics in check. This job is usually saved for the editor of a piece. Writers write, and editors edit. By the way, I recognize the irony in me correcting someone whose post was aimed at correction.
@Alicia – You really should start Dreamless. It’s pretty good.
Heeeey! We’re getting ever closer to breaking that 393 ceiling Bobby placed on us. Keep up the good (and highly entertaining/semi-erotic) work everyone!
March 16th, 2009 at 11:06 am
~pelts Caity with a cupcake~ You know you had it coming…
March 16th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Sorry, I edited a literary magazine for a bit, so I guess it was that part. They kind of combined in an attempt to make me forget some of the horrors I had to read and then either accept or give the boot…ahh! no, you made the memories resurface! why?!
However, I would like to point out that creative writers also have to have a good grasp on grammar and spelling. Otherwise it is utter pain/confusing to read their work. Anyone who tells you otherwise is just being lazy hehe I mean, unless maybe they’re trying to be ironic or something. Some sort of farce writing? I dunno
March 16th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
‘~pelts Caity with a cupcake~ You know you had it coming…’
::wipes frosting off cheek::: you’re right, I did :::eats frosting::: ooo, yum
March 16th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
“I think I’ve inadvertantly set back the woman’s suffrage movement about 100 years.”
Inadvertently? Since when do you do ANYTHING inadvertently, Pander?
March 16th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
“Alicia, sign the work order when the construction worker girls come along.”
If I agree to this, can I become the High Priestess in the Church of Pander ™? Also, how much time to I have before this happens? Learning to effectively sign things in handcuffs is difficult.
And of course I’ll ignore you too Pander. Ignoring people is part of my charm~~~ right up there with my innocence and beautiful feminine form. Duh. But fine, just so that you may stay amused while being ignored, I shall remind you that I am wearing a leather corsetted outfit, fishnets with garters and stiletto heels. Happier now?
Also, can I get it on with the construction girls? Or is this pole issue too pressing?
March 16th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
All poles are removable. Some just require more effort to remove. Like a band saw. Or you can be unlucky like the girl at the strip club and the screws can strip out of the beam causing the pole to give way during a wild spin. Poor girl.
Cementing a pole in place means you’re stuck with the place you put it, so you better be right the first time. Having a properly set removable pole is akin to having a permanent one, it’s just adjustable.
If I had a dollar for every time I head someone say “Hey Jude”…
And yes, there was a Jude in the bible. And two Judases, both disciples. Judas son of James, and Judas Iscariot, the guy responsible for betraying Jesus. Who coincidentally died twice in two different ways…
The things six years in a christian school can teach you. And they really *really* hate it when you don’t take everything they say as they say it. Question everything. Best way to learn.
March 16th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
No need for bible talk in a sexy commenting place! Spider Monkey you can join in if you want. *pelts her with pie* Leather please! or a riding crop… or however it’s spelled…
*hugs on C.C.* Pander’s slow to the groping… Do I need to wiggle myself?
And No. That key is quite comfy where it is. ~
March 16th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Judas- yes it is stupid to fight because you’re told. But as it’s the internet I figure you can’t hurt me too bad. IRL I said I will, not I always do. As to what the male family members have t do with it- they taught me to fight.
Pander- if you want me to smack you around… that I might do.
Sydney- *hugs* *gropes a bit* *watches you wiggle* If Pander stays gone I promise to keep you company.
Eww bible studies.
March 16th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Jajaja, she is ensuring that they won´t need a hospital.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
spider monkey: “can i join in?”
I dunno….. hrm.
“i look good in leather… ”
hrmmmmmmmm….
“bi-girl btw.”
… If you’re also a girl, you’re in. The ‘Rob wanting me to douse him’ thing forced me to take that precaution.
Okay then
Caity: “”t’s ‘minstrels,’ a ‘mistral’ is a cold northwesterly wind that blows in Europe…”
Actually she happened to be talking about Robin’s cold northwesternly winds that blow in Europe. So there.
“::tries some of the pie::: hmm…it *is* girly”
Yes, yes it is. But in a good way.
Rob: “To be fair, correcting someone’s language when the error is practically a homophone isn’t indicative of creative writing.”
Geez, calling me names just because I wouldn’t douse you with wa- oh… wait homoPHONE….. never mind.
“Writers write, and editors edit.”
What we do here is something altogether different.
“Heeeey! We’re getting ever closer to breaking that 393 ceiling Bobby placed on us.”
Yes, and you do know that once we get close enough I’ll probably do a repeat of 300. I want that spot.
“Keep up the good (and highly entertaining/semi-erotic) work everyone!”
Only semi?
Ellie: “Inadvertently? Since when do you do ANYTHING inadvertently, Pander?”
1) Half the things I do in life are without any sort of plan involved.
2) Okay fine. It was totally advertent then. Is that even a word?
Alicia: “If I agree to this, can I become the High Priestess in the Church of Pander â„¢?”
Yes you may.
“Also, how much time to I have before this happens?”
They’re coming right now.
Oh and the construction workers should be arriving soon as well.
“Learning to effectively sign things in handcuffs is difficult.”
You have feet, too.
“And of course I’ll ignore you too Pander. Ignoring people is part of my charm~~~ right up there with my innocence and beautiful feminine form.”
I guess that if you’re ignoring me, whatever I do to you can’t wind me in legal trouble. Glass half full, that’s what I see folks.
Duh. But fine, just so that you may stay amused while being ignored, I shall remind you that I am wearing a leather corsetted outfit, fishnets with garters and stiletto heels. Happier now?”
Yes, much.
“Also, can I get it on with the construction girls? Or is this pole issue too pressing?”
First let them do their work, then Yes, by all means.
Judas: “All poles are removable.”
How dare you say such a thing. the Poles have a right to their land as much as any nation.
“Some just require more effort to remove. Like a band saw.”
You don’t have a band saw.
“Or you can be unlucky like the girl at the strip club and the screws can strip out of the beam causing the pole to give way during a wild spin. Poor girl.”
I wish that the lawsuits I was involved in were about personal injuries involving strippers falling out of cages. I’d so work overtime on that.
“Cementing a pole in place means you’re stuck with the place you put it, so you better be right the first time.”
I’m always right the first time.
“If I had a dollar for every time I head someone say “Hey Jude—
It was a good song, what’s your problem with the Beetles?…
“And yes, there was a Jude in the bible. And two Judases, both disciples. Judas son of James, and Judas Iscariot, the guy responsible for betraying Jesus.”
Yes please lets mar a wonderful comments board about orgies, bi-sexual hot babes and lesbians in pie and pudding with THE BIBLE some more. Please.
Oh, and the son of James was ‘Jude.’
“The things six years in a christian school can teach you.”
Jewish.
And they really *really* hate it when you don’t take everything they say as they say it.”
You got beat up by nuns as a child, didn’t you?
“Question everything. Best way to learn.”
Or is it?
Sydney: “Pander’s slow to the groping… Do I need to wiggle myself?”
Yes. Yes you do need to do just that. *grope*
CC: “Pander- if you want me to smack you around… that I might do.”
Hrm….
You know, that makes me wonder something. If spider monkey is a hot babe who I decide to take as a member of my harem, and I give her a spanking, does that mean I’m spanking my monkey?
“If Pander stays gone I promise to keep you company.”
Not gonna happen.
“Eww bible studies.”
Blame Judas for that.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Mike: “Jajaja, she is ensuring that they won´t need a hospital.”
Omigod, someone actually commented about something relevant to the webcomic again.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
“Or you can be unlucky like the girl at the strip club and the screws can strip out of the beam causing the pole to give way during a wild spin. Poor girl.â€
I said cages. I meant poles. In either case, I’d want to be the lawyer on a case like that. Long as, yknow, she didnt actually get all ugg-o from the fall.
Guy’s gotta have his standards. Right?
March 16th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Well she looked pretty good a few weeks later, but then, I have this things for redheads so..
And any blame for biblical references rests entirely with you, Pander. You originally brought it up in the first place. But I find myself agreeing with everyone else. It ruins so much of the good stuff going on. Wasn’t someone supposed to start a jello wrestling match?
March 16th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
And no I don’t have a problem with the Beetles. Nor am I Jewish.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Actually, I think that’s the first time I’ve ever been called Jewish.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Nuns? Oh I get it. That was a Catholic joke. Yeah, no I wasn’t that unfortunate.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Mind if we initially sit the jello wrestling out Judas? I’m still feeling kinda icky, and it would be substantially less fun if everyone got sick because I decided to jump into a pile of Jello.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Wait, how close were we to 400?
March 16th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Oh no problem, I don’t generally do Jell-o.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Judas: “Well she looked pretty good a few weeks later, but then, I have this things for redheads so..”
Nikki Cox has a major rowr factor going for her.
“And any blame for biblical references rests entirely with you, Pander.”
nuh uh.
“You originally brought it up in the first place.”
Your fault for having the name Judas.
“And no I don’t have a problem with the Beetles.”
Do so.
“Nor am I Jewish.”
I didn’t say you were.
“Actually, I think that’s the first time I’ve ever been called Jewish.”
No it wasn’t, because I didnt call you Jewish. You mentioned something about Christian schools, so I said ‘jewish’ as I am, and would not the going-ons of christian schools.
And yes, there will be jell-o fights. You may not participate, You can watch from your chained up non-removable pole position.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Still sick? Here, have some soup and a bottle of water. I recommend whiskey and a heating blanket too.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Crap, was that 400? Sorry.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
400.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
I’m going to have to hurt you, Judas.
With that pole that you’re chained to. Gonna see how removable it really is.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Gotcha.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
405 actually, last I looked. And I don’t drink, so no whiskey for me thanks.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Guess I’ll have to break out my trusty bandsaw, won’t I? ~G~
March 16th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Well, at least use the heating blanket. It really does work better with whiskey though.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Watch for my leg Judas. I think…think…that it’s attached to the pole ; . ;
March 16th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Okay Bobby, so we have a new record, right?
March 16th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Better luck at 500 Jon.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Thanks. It’s some nasty little cold/stomach bug/allergy. I honestly have no clue how to beat it.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Trust me. Construction worker. I can make a bandsaw dance.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Judas: “Guess I’ll have to break out my trusty bandsaw, won’t I? ~G~”
1) You don’t have a bandsaw.
2) What I’m going to do with that pole will require far more than a bandsaw to remove. It’s gonna require the friggin’ jaws of life.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Judas: “Construction worker. I can make a bandsaw dance.”
Listening to YMCA by the village people does not make you a construction worker.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Dancing saws…Wow, that’d be a sight.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Judas: “Better luck at 500 Jon.”
You’re out of the Church of Pander for the crime of heresy.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Honestly? The way I beat the rare bug I catch is to drown myself in water. As much as the body can hold. Then chill out under a heating blanket and any other heavy comforter you can pile on. It’ll suck and be really uncomfortable, and it works a lot better with alcohol, but it generally tends to knock out anything in about eight hours.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
What the hell is a bandsaw anyway? Stop talking about this stuff and getting me off my track about my band of lovely ladies who admire and worship me.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Yeaaah…I don’t have eight hours. I took today to chill, and I can’t take another day off. Freaking school…
March 16th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
LoL doesn’t actually cover my amusement. Being kicked out of a fictional church I never asked to join after a meteoric rise and fall from High Priest has me laughing my ass off.
Guess I am living up to my namesake. Heresy! Heresy!
I’m such a bastard.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Wait. If he’s kicked out, doesn’t that mean anyone attached to him is kicked out too? That would mean me…And your newly appointed High Priestess.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Judas: “Honestly? The way I beat the rare bug I catch is to drown myself in water. As much as the body can hold. Then chill out under a heating blanket and any other heavy comforter you can pile on. It’ll suck and be really uncomfortable, and it works a lot better with alcohol, but it generally tends to knock out anything in about eight hours.”
1) I’m sure the image of you wetting your sheets with gallons of sweat is not doing much to impress the ladies here, Judas.
2) Yes, that sounds much better than taking a tylenol. You’re just like doctor. Unfortunately it’s Dr. Phil.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
A bandsaw is generally used for cutting pipe.
http://www.diybyexample.info/2007/07/portable-band-saw/
In a pinch it can also be used for wood and ice bridge. But I usually prefer a reciprocating saw for those two.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
So I’m incredibly rich and full of useless information? Sounds like you without the rich. ~chuckles~
March 16th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Judas: “Being kicked out of a fictional church I never asked to join after a meteoric rise and fall from High Priest has me laughing my ass off. ”
When the revolution comes, you will not be spared.
Ellie: “Wait. If he’s kicked out, doesn’t that mean anyone attached to him is kicked out too?”
Kicked out in the metaphorical sense, my dear. He no longer has Church of Pander privileges.
“That would mean me…And your newly appointed High Priestess.”
Nah you’re both stilll in – keep the barbarian out of the church, your lord commands it.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Nor do I have intentions of impressing anyone. Married remember? I don’t need to impress.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Still. It’ll be hard to exclude him while he’s attached to my wrist…
March 16th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Oooo… I’m a barbarian. That means I get to plunder and pillage. Guess I can raid this convenient church then huh? And you already have these wonderful pre-restrained women for me to carry off! What more could I ask for?
March 16th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Judas: “So I’m incredibly rich and full of useless information?”
Oookaaay… No, that’s not what it means. It’s hard to make a barb at you if you don’t get the barb.
You see…. Dr. Phil is not actually a doctor, and is not qualified to give out medical advice. So I made a little funny by saying you were a doctor…. like Dr. Phil. Which means you are not a doctor.
I’ll make a diagram of the joke later.
Oh, it also means you’re a pawn of Oprah
March 16th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Mm…Barbarians are fun! The raiding, the pillaging…The loincloths. :3
March 16th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Oh I got the joke, I just don’t care. And it’s more fun to confuse you with off mark retorts.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Evil Overlord Rule #34. # I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Name that movie.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Ellie: “Still. It’ll be hard to exclude him while he’s attached to my wrist”
Treat him like Rudolph then. Don’t let him join in any reindeer games.
Judas: “I’m a barbarian. That means I get to plunder and pillage.”
No it means you get stopped by the Great Wall.
“Guess I can raid this convenient church then huh?”
It’s more of a shower with a bakery attached. And no you can’t raid it.
“And you already have these wonderful pre-restrained women for me to carry off!”
Attached to a non-removable pole. It’s bandsaw proof. EVen if you had one.
Which you don’t.
“What more could I ask for?”"
A Bandsaw.
But you won’t get one.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
~shrug~ I’ll have to rely on my trusty reciprocating saw then. Which would actually be faster. ~absconds with Ellie and Alicia~
March 16th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Ellie: “Mm…Barbarians are fun! The raiding, the pillaging…The loincloths. :3″
Unless it’s Dr. Phil in a loincloth. I just snapped you right out of THAT fantasy now, didnt I?
Judas: “And it’s more fun to confuse you with off mark retorts.”
Not really a ‘retort’ if it’s off the mark, is it?
Potato. Burn!
“Evil Overlord Rule #34. # I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
Name that movie.”
Um… that’s the evil overlord list. But i’ll make sure never to turn into a snake…. not that I have any idea what that has to do with the orgy which I’d like to get back to.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Judas: “~shrug~ I’ll have to rely on my trusty reciprocating saw then. Which would actually be faster. ~absconds with Ellie and Alicia~”
You don’t have one of those either.
In fact, saws don’t even exist.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Uh-oh. Running off with the High Priestess. I sense a war coming.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Orgy… also in the movie if I recall right. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen it.
Burned potatoes? Man, at least I can cook. It’s hard to burn a potato.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Damn skippy! I blame it all on the key. I’ll ransom you one High Priestess in return for one key to this pair of handcuffs attaching Ellie and I.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
“Unless it’s Dr. Phil in a loincloth. I just snapped you right out of THAT fantasy now, didnt I?”
Sometimes, there just isn’t enough mind bleach in the world…Thanks for that Pander.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
*gasp* You’re finally going to abandon me? I’m hurt…
March 16th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
I’ll just steal the pole then. it’s still removable since it hasn’t managed to be cemented into place yet. Nor would said cement have had time to cure. Abscond I shall! Ha Ha!
March 16th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Abandon you? Don’t be silly! I Just need both hands free for the coming war. I’m going to rope you up and carry you around till I have time to get back to the fondling and such.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Note that I offered to ransom the High Priest. I said nothing at all about returning you.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Oh I see. That makes much more sense. Plus, women tend to be good for recruiting people to join you in your war you know.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Very true. I’d like to make you my barbarian queen then. All hail Queen Ellie!
March 16th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
*nearly had a panic attack* How did half a day make the comments reach almost a 100 more comments…?! *is trying to keep up*
At least I got groped by my master… and CC protected me. *wiggles some more*
March 16th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Sweet! Barbarian Queen! That is an achievement to be proud of…Though I think I just got kicked out of Pander’s church as well..
March 16th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
And dangit Sydney! I started the wiggling thing…*pout*
March 16th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
That is awesome. Not only have I betrayed the Church of Pander, thus living up to my namesake, but I have lead others into grand heresy with me! I am Judas the Betrayer, Barbarian King!
March 16th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
~laughs~ I really need to get out more. ~g~ I miss my job.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
@Ellie- Then feel like a trend setter instead of jealous! hehehe.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Shall I plan this purloined pole as a sign of conquest, this giving you something to wiggle around?
March 16th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Fine fine…But give me credit. If Pander gets to trademark his “Rowr”, I want my wiggling trademarked.
All hail King Judas!
March 16th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Wait, I have the key and you aren’t touching it!
March 16th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
No, I’m good with the wiggling for now. Maybe when I’m healthy and can wiggle to my fullest…
March 16th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
True, you do have the key, but I have your High Priestess.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
And if I’m not mistaken, the High Priestess was also responsible for security, thus leaving the church weakened and open to further raiding.
Perhaps I should offer her a job as warleader of my growing army?
March 16th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Pander’s the master… if he wants to give you the key he’ll exchange it after retrieving it!
March 16th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
I dunno King Judas. She seems awfully loyal to Pander. I’d be worried she’ll betray our cause.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
You give wise counsel. But if one can betray their master, others might as well. Perhaps we should ask? If nothing else we can still use her as a bargaining chip for the key.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I agree my King. No harm ever came from asking. And she is indeed a valuable bargaining tool. Only good can come of this.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
I have so much time on my hands… maybe I should break out my old sketch pad and make a visual out of the barbarian queen/stripper pole war totem…
March 16th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
One must wonder if you submit for fanart if it will be accepted… “It’s fanart of the comments!”
March 16th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Very well! High Priestess of the Church of Jon Pander Alicia, on behalf of myself and my queen Ellie, we offer you the role of Warleader of our barbarian tribes! What say you?
March 16th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
I have a deviant art page. I’d just post it there and link my name to it.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
I’m afraid of any fanart that might spawn from this comment “discussion”…
March 16th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
True, some artwork would indeed be.. erm… interesting? to say the least.
March 16th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Interesting to say the very very least.
March 16th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Judas, you are aptly named.
March 16th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Maybe I should do a piece based on the concept of the girl pie…
March 16th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
I did in fact state as much when I titled myself Judas the Betrayer, didn’t I?
March 16th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
wow, I leave for about 5 hours and there are about 90 comments when I come back…and a new faction apparently.
Judas, does your new faction have a name?
March 16th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Holy Crap… O___O SO MANY COMMENTS!!!
Hey Gaius Baltar… I mean Jon Pander
How’s the Harem?
March 16th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
jeebus.. we’re at 476 comments?!
((476)) Bobby! We need a new comic soon!
March 16th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
I’m confused myself… ;;
March 16th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Hey, Judas, we need to make sure we offer the High Priestess plenty of incentive to join our group. As persuasive as you are, she might not be willing to join just because you asked. Promise her something good; preferably not me.
March 16th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Jenn! *hugs her* Something normal-ish!
March 16th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Any suggestions? I generally like to offer free alcohol, as that usually leads to most other forms of good fun. I rather figured Warleader would give her all the benefits she already receives from Pander. Perhaps a choice pick of any plunder we take during raids as well?
Apparently we need a name. It seems anyone can be part of a raging barbarian horde, and we need to be a unique barbarian horde.
March 16th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Alcohol… heheh… excuse the giggling but I picture drunk girls now.
March 16th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Perhaps you too would like to join the horde and partake of our barbarian alcohol?
March 16th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
::shrugs:: I suppose one isn’t strictly necessary…I just figured that even barbarians probably had clans at least, but I could be wrong, you can remain nameless if you like
(sorry if this double posts, I got an error message the last time I tried)
March 16th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Perhaps you would like to join the horde and submit a name for consideration?
March 16th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
We have free alcohol ~g~
March 16th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
haha, always tempting, I must say. I’ll think on a name, but I make no promises. I’d say ‘horde’ works well enough, but then there are copyright infringements to consider hehe
March 16th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
I ask for no promises. I merely offer free alcohol and a chance to pillage and plunder. If you choose to do things deemed entertaining by others, well that’s just a bonus isn’t it?
March 16th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I want free alcohol… but I wanna stick to my Harem!
March 16th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Bring your harem with you. They may also partake of the free alcohol. It would just be a barbarian horde harem instead of a church harem. You can even do wet tee-shirt contests out of the hot springs if that makes you feel more comfortable. Though I’m told it’s unwise to use hot springs (or hot tubs) after drinking, but that’s up to you…
March 16th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Pillaging and plundering is always fun
And well, I don’t know about entertaining but my back scratches, back rubs, and other such things were legendary at college. In fact, one person recently told me they were going through withdrawals.
March 16th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
In fact, that would be perfect. You and the rest of the harem are invited to join the horde and enjoy the free alcohol.
Alicia, you are invited to be the Warleader of the horde, and if you wish, you may continue to run harem security.
Sounds perfect to me.
March 16th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
A masseuse! What luck! Are you opposed to rubbing down other (possibly drunk) women?
March 16th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
. . .
*raises her eyes at the sheer amount of nonsence insued during her absense*
. . .
*happy to be named high Priestess of the Church of Pander(tm)*
. . .
*runs off with the construction girls to avoid any more religious debates*
… … … … …
*and have an f-ing good time, if you know what I mean ^_~*
March 16th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Hmm…warleader or High Priestess…?
I’ll think I’ll stick with High Priestess, thanks anyway. Sexier in that innocent-girl type way.
March 16th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
And if you are opposed, are there any conditions in which you *would* be willing to rub down other women?
March 16th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Also, I don’t drink.
March 16th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Aww, how sad. I suppose we’ll just have to bargain you away for the key.
March 16th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
No drinking? Pray tell why?
March 16th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Curious and all.
March 16th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Man is that 500 already?
March 16th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
For the Horde! This round goes to me as well Jon Pander!
March 16th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
hah, it wouldn’t be the first time I’ve given a massage to a drunk girl…or guy, I don’t discriminate heh
March 16th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
O____________________________O Holy! *gets clean from the pie and joins Jenn in watching whats going on.* How could you betray the church of Pander…..?
Jon Pander: “No, you came here for the combination of shower orgy, harem, wet t-shirts, pudding and pie. Period. I put out an ad in the paper. Period.â€
Oh right! Geezz now I remember how could I forget answering that ad? I’m just glad that I qualified. I don’t know what I’d do if I didn’t. Lol. And oh yeah I’m still waiting for you to whisk me. I’m still quite curious about that. ;p
March 16th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Was that directed at me?
March 16th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
yes
March 16th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
the betraying part not the whisking part though.
March 16th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Oh, well in that case the answer is very simple. I am not a hot woman, therefore the Church of Pander holds no value for me. I am far better off where I am now.
And whisking is interesting. You should try it out and let us know how it goes. ~G~ We have room in our horde harem if you’re interested. We offer free alcohol and the opportunity to loot and pillage. You should consider it.
March 16th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
I don’t drink (or at least only a VERY VERY little) because
a) alcoholism runs in both sides of my family, so I’ve definitely got the gene
b) I’ve seen way too many people acting like idiots when drunk off their asses
c) I’m underage
March 16th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
“I am not a hot woman, therefore the Church of Pander ™ holds no value for me.”
Dude, that is the exact reason why it should hold value for you. You get to watch~~~
March 16th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Oh I see. We can’t all be hot women. I’m sorry for your loss. I do enjoy free alcohol but I don’t need to desert the church/harem of pander to do that. I just need to go to a bar. lol.
And yes I’m just waiting for a turn with Pander so he can show me what its all about.
March 16th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
I understand the alcoholism argument and the underage argument. Both of these are acceptable.
However, making an ass of yourself when drunk is part of the charm. Although admittedly it’s often more fun to watch those making asses of themselves rather than being the ass.
I get to watch? That’s my sole incentive? In that case, I’ll get together with a group of my friends and bring the aforementioned alcohol. I’ll get just as much (or more) entertainment out of that as I would here.
Also, that same potential to watch (and possibly participate) exists as leader of this horde of barbarians.
I believe that answers everything. Any more questions? I am always available to provide an answer, though I do not guarantee that whatever answer provided will be helpful, or necessarily clarify anything. But it will be fun for me, and that’s all that matters.
March 16th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Oi
March 16th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
I’m under age by a year for drinking but does the fact that I wanna get a little tipsy and be fondled a bad thing? By the people of my choice that I’ve already mentioned of course … then again no one wins in tipsy-ness I suppose… Damn you BDSM! (or whatever order the letters are in)
*sighs* I gotta get the weird ideas out of my head. ;
March 16th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Caity: “wow, I leave for about 5 hours and there are about 90 comments when I come back…and a new faction apparently.”
His faction is weak and will be crushed like an insolent bug.
“Judas, does your new faction have a name?”
It’s called The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants.
Jenn: “Hey Gaius Baltar… I mean Jon Pander ”
Hey now, Baltar’s the one who got the hot cylon babe, remember.
“How’s the Harem?”
It’s shway.
Jenn: “jeebus.. we’re at 476 comments?!”
Well we ‘were’…..
“Bobby! We need a new comic soon!”
No, I want to get us to an even thou.
Sydney Says:
March 16th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Jenn! *hugs her* Something normal-ish!
Judas: “I rather figured Warleader would give her all the benefits she already receives from Pander.”
Warleader would not give her the ecstatic pleasure which she gets as a high priestess, you knave.
“Apparently we need a name. It seems anyone can be part of a raging barbarian horde, and we need to be a unique barbarian horde.”
I already named you. You’re the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
Sydney: “Alcohol… heheh… excuse the giggling but I picture drunk girls now.”
Do you really think you’ve been going without alcohol up until this point with the route that this comment board has been going for the Church of Pander?
Caity: “I suppose one isn’t strictly necessary…I just figured that even barbarians probably had clans at least, but I could be wrong, you can remain nameless if you like”
He is directionless and without purpose. There are no orgies to be had with him. He is Atilla the Hun…. but only from the the point right before he dies of an infected hangnail.
Judas: “We have free alcohol ~g~”
As do we. And on weekends the showers use tequila instead of just water.
Drunken shower orgies.
Rowr.
Sydney: “I want free alcohol… but I wanna stick to my Harem!”
You can have both, my dear. From now on, drinks are on the Church of Pander.
Judas: “It would just be a barbarian horde harem instead of a church harem. You can even do wet tee-shirt contests out of the hot springs if that makes you feel more comfortable.”
Dude, so unoriginal. You’re like New Coke, while I’m Coke Classic.
Scratch that. You’re like Mr. Pibb.
Alicia: “I’ll think I’ll stick with High Priestess, thanks anyway. Sexier in that innocent-girl type way.”
Rowr.
Judas: “For the Horde! This round goes to me as well Jon Pander!”
I was busy rubbing down pie-covered glisteningly wet hot babes so I wasn’t paying attention.
Hayden Chase: “O____________________________O Holy! *gets clean from the pie and joins Jenn in watching whats going on.* How could you betray the church of Pander…..? ”
Such insolence on her part. We must recapture her and have her be thoroughly spanked.
“Oh right! Geezz now I remember how could I forget answering that ad? I’m just glad that I qualified.”
There are a couple of excellent reasons why you qualified
“And oh yeah I’m still waiting for you to whisk me. I’m still quite curious about that. ;p”
Okay, let me first coat the whisk with batter…..
Judas: “Oh, well in that case the answer is very simple. I am not a hot woman, therefore the Church of Pander holds no value for me. I am far better off where I am now. ”
You heard it here folks – the Horde is not for hot women, while the Church of Pander is specifically for hot women. Therefore, if you’re a hot woman, come to Pander. If you’re not, go to the Horde. Barbarians have bad hygiene anyway – they would fear a shower orgy.
Alicia: “Dude, that is the exact reason why it should hold value for you. You get to watch~~~”
She make a good point, Judas the betrayer.
Hayden Chase: “Oh I see. We can’t all be hot women. I’m sorry for your loss.”
To all hot women, why would you want to be in the Horde when he’s saying you it’s not for hot women. To all bi and lesbian women, why would you want to be in a Horde when it DOESNT have hot women? The church of pander? Lotsa hotties.
“And yes I’m just waiting for a turn with Pander so he can show me what its all about.”
I can do two at a time babe.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Jon Pander: “I can do two at a time babe.”
And thats one of the reasons I’m not leaving the church of Panderâ„¢.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
~laughs~ I like Mr Pibb. Code Red’s better though.
And I’ve never said the horde isn’t for hot women, just that I am not one. Therefore there are no benefits to being of the Church of Pander for me. Unless Jon plans to swing a different way and expects me to join in the wet T-shirt contest (But here’s me declining that one in advance though).
Besides, I’m happy the way I am as who I am. And what you think of me won’t change that. No one else’s opinion has ever impacted how I regard myself.
Be a part of the Horde because you want to. Not because you have to. Loot, plunder and pillage for fun and profit. Or be constrained in yet another man’s church.
Ah well. I still get a damn good laugh out of all of this.
March 17th, 2009 at 12:10 am
lol holy crap, i check this a few hours later than usual and there’s over 100 posts to catch up on :p
*sits on sidelines watching the ‘war’ between the church of pander and the Judas barbarians* This is interesting… however won’t it cut into your hot women doing kinky stuff if you start a war?
March 17th, 2009 at 12:14 am
“Besides, I’m happy the way I am as who I am. And what you think of me won’t change that. No one else’s opinion has ever impacted how I regard myself.” ~ good for you judas
Oh and btw congrats on becoming the barbarian queen ellie and to you alicia for the position of high priestess ^^
March 17th, 2009 at 12:18 am
You know, this all came about over a key. I just want to point that out again. And I did try to direct this all back to the jello wrestling that was supposed to be the next feature event, but hey, whatever.
But the failure rests with Pander. I am merely being true to my nature. He’s supposed to keep the women doing the hot stuff. I just cause chaos and havoc. It’s what I do, and I find it oh so fun.
March 17th, 2009 at 12:24 am
lol chaos and havoc are fun but you’re right… Hey pander why aren’t you directing everyone over to the jello wrestling? Are you or are you not the leader of your church/harem? shouldn’t you be taking control of the situation? lol :p ^^
And how the heck did you end up with a barbarian horde and a war over a key? … *hands judas a spare key to handcuffs* happy? :p
March 17th, 2009 at 12:26 am
Judas: “~laughs~ I like Mr Pibb.”
Mr Pibb is the joke of the soft drink world.
I’d demote you to Fanta, but I doubt you’d be able to handle the Fanta girls. They’re too fine to be Horde material.
“Unless Jon plans to swing a different way and expects me to join in the wet T-shirt contest”
Ugh… I think I just got a little sick from that image.
“Besides, I’m happy the way I am as who I am.”
It takes a special person to get inspiration from Popeye the Sailor Man.
“Be a part of the Horde because you want to. Not because you have to. Loot, plunder and pillage for fun and profit. Or be constrained in yet another man’s church. ”
Considering that I’m the Church and you’re the Horde, you’re being awful preachy.
marie: “however won’t it cut into your hot women doing kinky stuff if you start a war?”
I plan on having my hot women dress in camo bikinis during the war.
“good for you judas”
He yam what he yam and that’s all that he yam.
“And I did try to direct this all back to the jello wrestling that was supposed to be the next feature event, but hey, whatever. ”
Had you not gotten all into this ‘key’ business, we’d be neck deep in jello wrestling babes right now.
“But the failure rests with Pander.”
Only insofar as I allowed a betrayer into the ranks temporarily.
“He’s supposed to keep the women doing the hot stuff.”
Which I do.
“I just cause chaos and havoc.”
Which I also do.
March 17th, 2009 at 12:30 am
marie: “Hey pander why aren’t you directing everyone over to the jello wrestling?”
The barbarian at the gates keeps tryin to remove the pole that the sign directions on it.
Barbarians hate jello wrestling. Church of Pander has it as one of our holiest activities.
“Are you or are you not the leader of your church/harem? shouldn’t you be taking control of the situation? lol :p ^^”
By Me, you’re right!
Okay. round 1 is Sydney vs Hayden vs Marzipan in a three way jello fight. Winner gets whisked first.
March 17th, 2009 at 12:35 am
LoL.. Thus the fight for the 600th commences…
@Sydney: *hugs back*
@Pander: “Hey now, Baltar’s the one who got the hot cylon babe, remember.”
LOL.. cylon babe[s]… he’s had several of them.. o.o; I want a No.6 TT^TT
March 17th, 2009 at 12:36 am
This thing about jello wrestling or fight i have too see
March 17th, 2009 at 12:37 am
Man that means I gotta win! *Jumps in Jello* Brrrrr its nippley…… I mean nippy in here.
March 17th, 2009 at 12:47 am
Jenn: “LOL.. cylon babe[s]… he’s had several of them.. o.o; I want a No.6 TT^TT”
Only can happen in the Church of Pander.
Hayden Chase: “*Jumps in Jello* Brrrrr its nippley…… I mean nippy in here.”
Make sure you’re wearing your thong – and no T-shirts allowed in the jello ring, wet or otherwise.
March 17th, 2009 at 1:04 am
*Shrugs* Alright if you say so. *pulls of t-shirt and pulls both Sydney and Marzipan into te Jell-o ring* Your going down! lol *Has each in a head lock*
March 17th, 2009 at 7:41 am
But…but…Pander…! I needs to wear a t-shirt….I left my underwear at home (Okay, only Jenn would truly understand why that’s funny)
In all seriousness though, I am wearing all this leather, and I don’t want it ruined by jello.
Hrm….can I just go in naked? Does the High Priestess of the Church of Pander ™ get special rights like that?
March 17th, 2009 at 7:42 am
Hum…but I do not want my leather to get ruined by jello T^T
As the High Priestess of the Church of Pander ™ , can I just go in naked?
March 17th, 2009 at 7:42 am
Oops, double post. Sorry!
March 17th, 2009 at 8:16 am
“however won’t it cut into your hot women doing kinky stuff if you start a war?”
I dunno, I think I’ve heard that women wielding weapons is supposed to be hot…maybe just contributing to a different type of fantasy aside from the cold and sticky variety…
March 17th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Alicia: “Hum…but I do not want my leather to get ruined by jello T^T”
Obviously you have to take it off then, don’t you.
“As the High Priestess of the Church of Pander â„¢ , can I just go in naked?”
Yes. Yes you can.
Caity: “I dunno, I think I’ve heard that women wielding weapons is supposed to be hot…maybe just contributing to a different type of fantasy aside from the cold and sticky variety…”
Never really saw ‘cutting’ as hot. I guess Red Sonja and Vallejo girls are hot and all, but…. Girls with guns, on the other hand….
Especially hot girls, in skimpy clothing or bikinis…with guns….
well, rowr.
http://airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com/photos/girls_with_guns/wtf200707141ace.jpg
Looking at that picture makes me feel all patriotic and stuff….
March 17th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
I prefer being in the Horde. I get to be Barbarian Queen instead of just Pander’s property. Yes, I’ll still be handcuffed and groped, but I won’t just be one of the many anymore.
March 17th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
It’s funny though. Pander’s not a hot babe either. Shouldn’t a church of hot women be lead by one?
March 17th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Yeah, and I’m not to thrilled by him hinting that our Horde is only for the ugly girls. That’s kind of really insulting, especially to *ahem* people who are already a part of it.
March 17th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
I got pulled into jello fighting while at work! *takes a drink* Whoo Saint Patricks day!
Was I suppose to remove my shirt for the jello wrestling? *uses leg to trip Hayden and pins her down anyways*
March 17th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
“Girls with guns, on the other hand….
hmm, now is it just the image of a girl with a gun that’s hot? Would actual knowledge on how to use said weapon be a bonus? Or does that not matter? And where would archery fall in this scale? Because honestly, I’m proficient in both ::smirk::
March 17th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Massage capable and weapons proficient? What a perfect combination.
March 17th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Judas: “It’s funny though. Pander’s not a hot babe either. Shouldn’t a church of hot women be lead by one?”
Technically I’m not a high priest. The Church of Pander has a high priestess. Who is a hot babe. I’m merely the deity whom they all worship. I transcend. So I get to be involved in all the orgies.
Ellie: “Yeah, and I’m not to thrilled by him hinting that our Horde is only for the ugly girls.”
Hey now I was only repeating what Judas said. He said ther are no hot girls in the horde.
With me, you got to be in a wet T-shirt contest which was for hot babes only
You obviously don’t fit into the horde.
Sydney Says: “Whoo Saint Patricks day!”
Sure and begorah.
“Was I suppose to remove my shirt for the jello wrestling?”
Yes. Yes you are.
Caity: “hmm, now is it just the image of a girl with a gun that’s hot? Would actual knowledge on how to use said weapon be a bonus?”
Helps, but not necessary. At least visually. Useful for stopping the horde though to protect the Church of Pander way of life.
March 17th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
yes, I am able to both create and relieve pain, each rather useful abilities I think
March 17th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Holy crap! The forum exploded with little comment babies like a kennel of rabbits! Now I have to catch up…
And I’ve read ‘creative’
Volunteers?
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Caity: I, for one, am grateful for the minstrel/mistral correction, but I’m a creative writer/lover of editing too.
pieces with some VERY ‘creative’ grammar and spelling and am very grateful for less ‘creative methods! It’s annoying.
Somebody needs to spank Pander with a large spatula for the “less talky” comment. Not to mention making me think of Dr. Phil in a loincloth.
Judas” “All poles are removable…”
You should tell that to the very embarassed couples visiting Urgent Care at 3 in the morning.
“Maybe I should do a piece based on the concept of the girl pie…”
Seriously, dude, you are making the puns way too easy on me. You really want to Google girl pie artwork and see what you find?
Well, actually, I just did and didn’t find so much of what I thought (triangles of hairy ‘girl pie’)
Google! You have failed me!!!
Pander: “1) I’m sure the image of you wetting your sheets with gallons of sweat is not doing much to impress the ladies here, Judas.”
Are you kidding? I wanna snuggle under the blankets with him and sweat and drink, too.
“As do we. And on weekends the showers use tequila instead of just water.
Drunken shower orgies.
Rowr.”
Woohoo! I don’t want to quibble over factions, I want to be a part of both, but I’m definitely going to be at the Church of Pander on weekends!
Though I’m definitely snickering at all the Horde references. Who wants to admit they’re horde members on WoW?
Hayden: The best part about Jello is that it’s slippery.
*pops out of headlock and tackles you*
And I have an advantage in that I don’t have large, fleshy things to be grabbed and held down with. *grabs your boobs* Say Uncle?
March 17th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
“Hey now I was only repeating what Judas said. He said ther are no hot girls in the horde.
With me, you got to be in a wet T-shirt contest which was for hot babes only
You obviously don’t fit into the horde.”
Well, I AM the queen. But a queen sets the standard that the others are supposed to aspire to. So the other girls should be trying to be a hot babe who can participate in wet T-shirt contests.
March 17th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Ok! *removing shirt and grabs Marzipan from behind* Still have a butt! now you say Uncle!
March 17th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Marzipan:
“Somebody needs to spank Pander with a large spatula for the “less talky†comment.”
Less talky, more jell-o wrestling-y.
“Not to mention making me think of Dr. Phil in a loincloth. Volunteers?”
I blame Judas for that one.
“You should tell that to the very embarassed couples visiting Urgent Care at 3 in the morning. ”
If this happened at your job, your job is awesome and disturbing on many levels.
“Are you kidding? I wanna snuggle under the blankets with him and sweat and drink, too. ”
Marzipan, my confectionary delight, there is ‘good sweat’ and ‘bad sweat’, based on what has caused said sweat. Good sweat is sweat from having sex, working out with weights, being in the sauna or in the hot sun, etc. Particularly for hotties. What Judas is describing is ‘bad sweat’ – sweat from being sick and putting yourself under the covers as you have had a lot of water or alcohol to drink. Basically toxic sweat.
“I’m definitely going to be at the Church of Pander on weekends!”
Amen.
March 17th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Y’know, I hadn’t even thought of WoW till you brought it up. But then, I was never an online gamer. Many of my coworkers were at my last job. I walked in on some very amusing conversations many times.
And Dr. Phil in a loincloth is all you Pander. I’m not touching that one.
And the movie was Conan the Barbarian. Turning into a snake never helped.
Marzipan – Church of Pander on weekends, Horde girl during the week. Done. I’m open minded and equal opportunity.
Do you work in ER admitting? I’ve got friends I should introduce you to. I bet you could swap some very amusing stories.
And since it’s Tuesday soon to be Wednesday, I guess that means alcohol’s on me. Anything else we can make happen in this amazing internet world?
March 17th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
*sprays whipped cream on harem girls who are not in the Jello* Can we go back to the licking thing on the sidelines? Makes it more fun for the spectators
.
You don’t mind if I play with them, right Pander?
I guess you’d have to label me a “high holidays member” of the church of pander. No interest in the deity but the services sure can be fun…
March 18th, 2009 at 5:47 am
>.> This is what I get for leaving the computer for 12 hours…
CC, as High Priestess of the Church of Pander ™ I nominate you leader of services held on high holidays
March 18th, 2009 at 8:23 am
Parker is so hot -.- why is it always the way with lesbiens?
mind, one of my best friends that im madly inlove with, Is one too -.-
such is life right?
March 18th, 2009 at 9:20 am
God i wish the next page would show up…
March 18th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Judas: “I’m not touching that one.”
I’m sure you’ve heard that many times from the ladies.
“And the movie was Conan the Barbarian. Turning into a snake never helped.”
I wasn’t aware that you were the one who came up with the Evil Overlord List. Peter, is that you?
CC: “You don’t mind if I play with them, right Pander?”
Sure, in any party there needs to be party favors.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Hey Judas, I can do the ‘pretend that stuff from the Evil Overlord List is my own idea’ as well!
I will not pick up a glowing ancient artifact and shout “It’s power is now mine!!!” Instead I will grab some tongs, transfer it to a hazardous materials container, and transport it back to my lab for study.
It’s obviously only from Red Sonja. It’s not as if I read it from Peter’s Evil Overlord List and I’m pretending it’s my own idea in order to sound more original by listing one movie among several where that mistake actually occurred.
Oh wait, it IS.
nyaah.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:30 am
All giant serpents acting as guardians will be fitted with sports goggles to prevent eye injuries.
You should use this one too, Judas. Since it came from Peter’s Evil Ov- I mean it only came from Conan. Not from some Evil Overlord List on the internet. And definitely hasn’t been featured in more than one movie. No sirree.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:33 am
CC: “I guess you’d have to label me a “high holidays member†of the church of pander.”
In the Church of Pander, every day is a high holy day, because there’s never a time which is not perfect for a jell-O fight, wet T-shirt contest, pudding fight or shower orgy.
Welcome aboard.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Ellie: “Well, I AM the queen. But a queen sets the standard that the others are supposed to aspire to. So the other girls should be trying to be a hot babe who can participate in wet T-shirt contests.”
Trying, as opposed to being.
In the Church of Pander, BEING a hot babe is required for membership. Which is why they all are. That’s what the wet t-shirt contest is to ensure.
March 18th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Jon “In the Church of Pander, BEING a hot babe is required for membership. Which is why they all are. That’s what the wet t-shirt contest is to ensure.” ~ so if the wet t-shirt contest is how you admit members does that mean that there is one everyday just in case someone new comes along?
March 18th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
marie: “so if the wet t-shirt contest is how you admit members does that mean that there is one everyday just in case someone new comes along?”
Yes. As the boy scout motto goes, ‘Always be prepared.’
March 18th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Definitely the best church I’ve ever encountered… Which might not be saying too much seeing as the naked satanists were rather unattractive, but such is life.
March 18th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
March 18th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
I take how threatened you feel by me as a sign I’m doing everything right ~g~
March 18th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Judas: “I take how threatened you feel by me as a sign I’m doing everything right”
Who’s feeling threatened? I’m just pointing out that you’re not as original as you claim – you only seem to have access to the “Peter’s Evil Overlord List.” It’s a very exclusive list available only to anyone who has access to the internet.
“~g~”
Btw, manly men don’t ~g~iggle. You’re embarassing the heck out of Conan.
March 18th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
I’ve never claimed to be original. You can’t make much of a claim on it either. And it’s ~G~rin. Not giggle. Though obviously the two can easily be interchangeable.
March 18th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
*sigh* Does anyone ELSE notice a substantial drop in the fun level since the split? I mean, if the two guys are busy bickering, they’re not likely to encourage the girls to be wrestling in the pies of various substances, now are they?
March 18th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
I agree that the split has lessen the fun or was the start of lesser fun…
But still things could be worse. … and better. Hmm.. I wonder if Pander punishes his Harem girls.. (throws jello with whipped cream on Pander) … Opps?
March 18th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
I love this! I can’t wait for the next one!!! <3
March 18th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Sydney: “Ok! *removing shirt and grabs Marzipan from behind* Still have a butt! now you say Uncle!”
Aaah! Got me! *tries to wiggle butt out of grasp*
*grabs Pander and pulls him into Jell-O* HERE’s your ‘more jell-o wrestling-y’
And no, I’ve never had a job at Urgent Care. I’ve just heard the stories.
When is working out EVER ‘good sweat’??? (not counting the sex kind of working out.)
Ew.
Ellie and Sydney, I agree. Pissing contests are boring.
And nobody cares which one of them has the bigger pair, anyways. It’s not the size of the wave… 
March 18th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
I rather agree. So where was I? Oh yes… Beaning people with cupcakes…
~starts lobbing cupcakes for fun and profit~
March 18th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Random question, anyone here from outside the U.S.? I find that the best music comes from places other than here, but I have trouble discovering new bands. Radio doesn’t help much anymore.
March 18th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Oh and Ellie, can’t recall who it was, but someone gave us a spare key to the cuffs, so I guess that means we’re both free to do whatever. So here, have a cupcake! ~boff~
March 18th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
I can help with that, though I must say most of the stuff I listen to is most likely Korean. I loove foreign music, I just wish I had more outside the asia region..
March 18th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Also, this wouldn’t happen to be anyone in this room now, would it? Hmmm?
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3703651
March 18th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Aw… Marzipan… you’re going to get more punished then me!
March 18th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Judas: “I’ve never claimed to be original. You can’t make much of a claim on it either.”
I swear, verbal sparring with you tends to get so little value in your comebacks. You’re barely a step above saying ‘I’m Rubber and you’re glue,” dude.
And by the way, I’m quite original – name one cult which has previously been formed on a webcomic forum. Just me. You’re a pale imitation.
And it’s ~G~rin. Not giggle. Though obviously the two can easily be interchangeable.”
Both are very unmanly also. emoticon which uses ~ is unmanly. It’s rather feminine an emoticon for a ‘barbarian’… I might have to downgrade you from barbarian to ‘Male Nurse’ or ‘Nanny.’
Ellie: “*sigh* Does anyone ELSE notice a substantial drop in the fun level since the split?”
Side effect of the cruel overtones which come from Judas’s posts. It distracts me from my normal encouragement of frolicking and sexual debauchery.
“I mean, if the two guys are busy bickering, they’re not likely to encourage the girls to be wrestling in the pies of various substances, now are they?”
Well I did finally start up that Jell-O fight, didn’t I?
Sydney:
“But still things could be worse. … and better. Hmm.. I wonder if Pander punishes his Harem girls..”
Yes, but the punishment tends to be the same as the rewards, and involves a thorough whisking.
“(throws jello with whipped cream on Pander) … Opps?”
(mention of what Pander does with the whisk to Sydney has been blocked until the conclusion of the Jell-O fight)
Marzipan: “*grabs Pander and pulls him into Jell-O* HERE’s your ‘more jell-o wrestling-y’”
I regret nothing!
“When is working out EVER ‘good sweat’??? (not counting the sex kind of working out.)”
Depends on the body on which the work-out sweat has formed. If it’s on a nicely sculpted, sexy body (like glistening off a flat tumm or boobs or, I suppose for the straight girls, off pumped up biceps), it can be hot. If not (like armpit and butt sweat), it’s just gross.
Judas: “I rather agree. So where was I? Oh yes… Beaning people with cupcakes…”
Agreed. And I’ll get back to getting wrestled by 3 gorgeous ladies in Jell-O.
Sydney: “Aw… Marzipan… you’re going to get more punished then me!”
(mention of what Pander does to Marzipan with the whisk and the melon baller has been blocked from this forum as its mere description would violate several anti-obscenity laws in the U.S.)
March 18th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Judas & Ellie: your welcome for the keys :p just try not to lose that set since i don’t intend on trying to fight my way to the other one lol
And i’m not sure who it was that brought it up but yes the bickering between jon and judas has made the fun level drop a bit :/
March 18th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
… YAY!! (grabs Jello and throws it on Pander before wrestling him down) Get him Marzipan! Get him!
March 19th, 2009 at 12:23 am
CCCC:
Okay, so I just read alllll of MM in like.. an hour. So I was all sadface when I saw the ending page. Then this little flashback just made it all better.
Keep up the good wor– *ahem*
DO WORK, SON.
>:U
March 19th, 2009 at 1:24 am
Korean music? Gotta say that’s one area I haven’t gotten to. I did discover the oddity that is German heavy metal folk today. It was… unique.
March 19th, 2009 at 2:36 am
Yeah, I find myself recently in love with a few Korean groups. Though I haven’t counted out J-Rock yet. Also, E Nomine is a German group that’s not heavy metal, and totally worth checking out.
March 19th, 2009 at 7:29 am
Pander: NO MELON BALLER!
It shall melt in the heat of my fury if it nears my body.
*tackles Pander* Jello him up, Syd!
I’d really love to contribute to Judas and Ellie’s music conversation, cause I love music. But I confess, the most exotic music I have is Canadian. :/ Not that there’s anything wrong with that… but still. I need more foreign music.
Well, I have Rammstein too…
March 19th, 2009 at 9:46 am
I haven’t listened to any korean music since my husband lived with our tae kwon do instructor but i have found a few good bands that are from all over the place… or at least i like them :p ^^ … L’Arc En Ciel is japanese… Madame Kay is a good french one… and Mago De Oz is an interesting spanish one
March 19th, 2009 at 10:30 am
I have that one. Recently discovered a few others. Eisbrecher’s a good one. Deabauchery’s death metal, not bad, and they did a cover of the beatles’ eight days a week that had me laughing my ass off.
March 19th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Ahah, yes, it’s always funny when foreign bands try to cover English songs. In my experience, I got to Japan for my rock (Miyavi), Korea for my pop (DBSK and Super Junior), Finland for my heavy/power metal (Nightwish), Germany for my electronic/quasi-techno (E Nomine), Latvia for my pop-rock (ZScars), and I only need America for my folk/pop/rock (Vienna Teng). And she’s actually of I think Thai descent. Any of those bands are good if you’re looking for foreign, though ZScars might be hard to find. My brother was in Latvia for a few years and he got me their CD, so…yeah.
March 19th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
O_o
I will have to do research now.
<3
You have made me curious about the whisk and melon baller. I mean, I’ve heard of the spatula but…
I will join in the jello fight. I will also bring cookies. And whipcream. We definately need the whipcream- it’s my favourite.
Besides handcuffs.
But y’know what would be really fun, especially since the thing that started this was something about Parker being a Vampire? Cherry sauce.
Mmmmmm, cherries…
March 19th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Oh yes, and I will bring boobs.
<3
I thought it might be necessary that I say that since I may be mistaken for someone else.
Mmmmm, someone else…
March 19th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Welcome, Cooki! We definitely need some cookies for all this whipped cream.
And specifying the boobs is a good idea. No one knew I was a girl to start with, and I thought the name made it pretty obvious.
Now get in here and help me pin Pander!
March 19th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
…..so…. is this ever going to be updated again? Like… sometime? Ever?
Just curious.
March 19th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Nightwish is ok. More of an In Flames or Children of Bodom kinda person. I’ll look into some of the others. But if you like the Enomine sound I recommend Eisbrecher or maybe the Rammstein spinoff Emigrate.
March 19th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Judas–Opeth. They’re Swedish progressive metal, and they’re fucking impressive.
March 19th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Twigg: “Okay, so I just read alllll of MM in like.. an hour.”
Wow, takes longer than that for most to read the comments on this page alone.
Marzipan: “NO MELON BALLER!”
Don’t worry, I keep them in the freezer for two days before I use them on you. It’s part of the process.
“*tackles Pander* Jello him up, Syd!”
Gah! I still regret nothing!
“But I confess, the most exotic music I have is Canadian. :/”
Canadians listen to music? Psssh yeah right.
Ellie: “yes, it’s always funny when foreign bands try to cover English songs. In my experience, I got to Japan for my rock (Miyavi), Korea for my pop (DBSK and Super Junior), Finland for my heavy/power metal (Nightwish), Germany for my electronic/quasi-techno (E Nomine), Latvia for my pop-rock (ZScars), and I only need America for my folk/pop/rock (Vienna Teng).”
*pause* er…. I know all the words to Turning Japanese by The Vapors. Does that in any way relate to this music talk?
(does some more things to Sydney with a bomcination of the whisk and melon baller, to show Marzipan the futility of resistance, which would have the politiicans finally deciding to censor the internet if I were to actually describe it)
Cooki: “”I mean, I’ve heard of the spatula but… I will have to do research now.”
Pssh, anyone woh’s seen Stripes with Bill Murray knows about the spatula.
“I will join in the jello fight. I will also bring cookies. And whipcream. We definately need the whipcream- it’s my favourite.”
rowr
“Besides handcuffs.”
See Ellie, this one LIKES being cuffed. No trying to look for keys and stuff. Good minion of the Church of Pander, cooki.
“But y’know what would be really fun, especially since the thing that started this was something about Parker being a Vampire? Cherry sauce.”
You have an excellent memory to be able to remember what started my cult turned church.
“Mmmmmm, cherries… <3″
What do cherries and bubble wrap have in common?
Three points for the one who can answer first.
“Oh yes, and I will bring boobs.”
Mandatory requirement.
March 20th, 2009 at 9:23 am
“See Ellie, this one LIKES being cuffed. No trying to look for keys and stuff. Good minion of the Church of Pander, cooki.”
I didn’t say I didn’t like being cuffed. I just found it inconvenient to be handcuffed to another person and dragged everywhere. A pole is fine. Plus I’m (thankfully) no longer a member of the Church of Pander, so it doesn’t matter :3
“Nightwish is ok. More of an In Flames or Children of Bodom kinda person. I’ll look into some of the others. But if you like the Enomine sound I recommend Eisbrecher or maybe the Rammstein spinoff Emigrate.”
I should warn you in fairness that my reccomenedations are from the viewpoint of a girl, so some, like the Korean pop groups, may not be to your liking. Super Junior is a 13 member group, so they’re rather impressive. Rammstein lost all hope with me when I found out their song Du Hast is about wedding vows *eyeroll* Not what I’m looking for in my German metal bands.
March 20th, 2009 at 11:52 am
*falls over into the Jello* Pin Pander and cover him in Jello and whipped cream! We must lick him down!!
March 20th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
when r they going to uploade new comics
March 20th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Pander: “Mmmmmm, cherries… <3″
What do cherries and bubble wrap have in common?
Three points for the one who can answer first. ~ oh come on that’s too easy… they can both be popped :p
March 20th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Sydney: “*falls over into the Jello* Pin Pander and cover him in Jello and whipped cream! We must lick him down!!”
You will note a distinct lack of struggling on my behalf.
marie: “oh come on that’s too easy… they can both be popped :p”
Learning is fun!
March 20th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Marie: I was going to answer that!! Darn you! *pelts her with whip cream*
Pander: *licks some jello and cream off you* Lick down~!
March 20th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
hello..? what happened to updates every friday? i get that you’re busy and you’ve got a ton of other comics and a screen play and what… a life outside of web comics? pshaw, dude- where’s my update! its been 4 weeks! i understand webcomics go thru dry spells, but marry me is not allowed to. simply not. get on the ball bobby!
March 20th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Sydney:”I was going to answer that!! Darn you! *pelts her with whip cream*” ~ lol i guess i should have kept my mouth shut… i had managed to stay clean up till now :p
March 20th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
It is hard to stay clean around here. Especially as the company makes it so enticing to get messy.
March 20th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
lol true… but i had managed it for over a week… i thought i was safe :p
March 20th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Wedding vows? Hrm. I suppose it could be taken that way. That’s probably why I don’t try to find translations…
March 20th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Although finding the other bands you mentioned has proven to be a bit of a challenge..
March 20th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
But I did manage to find some Miyavi. It’s a change, but interesting. There’s a Japanese band called Monoral that’s got some good stuff. Kiri is a single that shouldn’t be to hard to track down.
March 20th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Omg I’ma go crazy from waiting on MM again.
Brings me back.
:]
March 20th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Uh oh… Judas got the 600th post! He gonna die…
And I’m going to grab that melon baller out of the freezer and show Pander what futility REALLY means… >:D
I dunno, I really like the idea of a German industrial song about wedding vows, but I have this thing for clashing ideas.
March 20th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Is it sad that I’m posting nowadays as much as to be a placeholder for what I’ve already read as to actually voice my opinions and observations?
March 20th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
i always look for my last comment to find my place on here now too :p it’s getting to be a rather long conversation…. i think the next page of the comic needs to come out just as much for the comic as for the comments to start at 1 again instead of seeing if it’ll make it to 1000 ^^
March 20th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Depends on how you look at it I suppose. Have fun with that melon baller. On to 700.
Although if you know of any other German industrial bands that haven’t been mentioned, feel free to throw out names.
And I can’t die. I’m too pretty.
March 21st, 2009 at 1:39 am
Sydney: “*licks some jello and cream off you* Lick down~!”
(puts the word ‘further’ between lick and down).
Sherry: “what happened to updates every friday?”
1) Bobby’s currently talking to Guiness about a possible record for the amount of comments on a single webcomic strip.
2) Bobby’s waiting to get to 666 comments in order to fulfil his commitment to the Dark Lord.
“i understand webcomics go thru dry spells, but marry me is not allowed to.”
Bobby does not play by the rules. He is a rebel.
marie:”lol i guess i should have kept my mouth shut… i had managed to stay clean up till now :p”
Eventually, everyone on this comment forum gets dirty in one way or another.
“lol true… but i had managed it for over a week… i thought i was safe :p”
We were lulling you into a false sense of confidence.
Shane: “Omg I’ma go crazy from waiting on MM again.”
Going crazy is a requirement to participate on this forum. Not to be confused with requirements to participate in the Church of Pander, which instead requires being a hot babe.
Marzipan: “Uh oh… Judas got the 600th post! He gonna die…”
I’m finding that I can’t really get worked up over a post # which doesn’t have a good movie reference. Could have taken it but didn’t care enough.
“And I’m going to grab that melon baller out of the freezer and show Pander what futility REALLY means”
Ice cream scoop it is then.
“Is it sad that I’m posting nowadays as much as to be a placeholder for what I’ve already read as to actually voice my opinions and observations? ”
Yes.
marie: “i think the next page of the comic needs to come out just as much for the comic as for the comments to start at 1 again instead of seeing if it’ll make it to 1000 ^^”
I wonder if this comment forum is W1K compliant.
Judas: “And I can’t die. I’m too pretty.”
No, I won’t say it….. he’s making it too easy.
March 21st, 2009 at 6:33 am
We listened to the song in my German class last semester. It was rather disappointing. I’m surprised it’s hard to find the other bands. Vienna Teng has her own website, and the Korean bands are so insanely popular. If you’re looking up DBSK, try also Dong Bang Shin Ki.
March 21st, 2009 at 1:50 pm
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March 21st, 2009 at 1:51 pm
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March 21st, 2009 at 1:53 pm
55 comments left….
March 21st, 2009 at 2:27 pm
We can do it! 666 it up!!
My computer has already had some issues with loading this page, but that may be related to the fact that it’s a stupid f***ing piece of sh**.
And I love the idea of W1K compliant.
But I love it, honestly.
March 21st, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Dang it, this is wut i get for not reading the comments, i miss out on showers, bakeries, wet t-shirt contests, girl hand-cuffed to poles, pie wrestling, jello wrestling, and lots of whipped cream…..I guess i might as well sum up what i might have added to the conversation as it progressed. I’m a DD size bra, bi, like pie, whipped cream and other assorted sweets, especially off of other girls.
hopefully this whole “barbarian” faction will blow over so i may join the jello fight, or the tequila shower.
March 21st, 2009 at 4:51 pm
if bobby is too busy with other things to make the next page maybe he can do what the megatokyo people do and put a filler as an excuse for the lack of update and as a method of keeping this page from having too many comments to load quickly ^^… then again maybe he should wait till 1000 it would be interesting to see who gets that post and how much kinkyness (pretty sure that should be spelled differently but oh well) can be fit onto this page
March 21st, 2009 at 7:04 pm
*rubbing Pander in whipped cream* … I still have the urge to wrestle him!
March 21st, 2009 at 10:02 pm
marie: “it would be interesting to see who gets that post and how much kinkyness (pretty sure that should be spelled differently but oh well) can be fit onto this page”
There’s no kinkiness going on in this comments forum.
Sydney: “*rubbing Pander in whipped cream* … I still have the urge to wrestle him!”
…. nope, no kinkiness going on at all, marie. Wherever did you get that idea?
March 21st, 2009 at 10:18 pm
*licks Pander* Kinkiness is dead! *grabbing handcuffs*
March 21st, 2009 at 11:45 pm
!!!
March 21st, 2009 at 11:46 pm
!!!!
March 21st, 2009 at 11:46 pm
!!!!!
March 21st, 2009 at 11:48 pm
45 posts left to 666 or 380 to 1000
March 22nd, 2009 at 12:49 am
MaWeRiQ: “45 posts left to 666 or 380 to 1000″
And your posts have been truly the most important of all.
Or, to put it in MaWeRiQ-ese…
!!!!!!
March 22nd, 2009 at 9:09 am
I can has update please?
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:37 am
lol, is that suppose to be a joke towards “Can I has a cheezeburger plz?”
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:58 am
!!!!!!!
“kan jag fÃ¥ en ostburgare tack”
“varsÃ¥ god”
“nanananaanaannana im loving it” NOT…
??
March 22nd, 2009 at 11:03 am
!!!!!!!
jag vill ha en ny sida i serien!!!!! SNÄLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*snyft* =.(
March 22nd, 2009 at 11:41 am
!!!!!!!!!
March 22nd, 2009 at 11:44 am
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im sorry ive been waiting and checking the webpage several times daily for almost 2 weeks now….
March 22nd, 2009 at 11:46 am
Marry Me: Updates Monthly!
March 22nd, 2009 at 11:50 am
When does it continue? I’d love to see the next page…??
March 22nd, 2009 at 12:28 pm
then change the text that says it updates EVERY friday!!!
March 22nd, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Heh, you guys sure have a nice lil’ gathering going here. Keeping the candle burning strong and all. Kewl. I’m just putting in my 2 cents to the effort of getting to the 666. What a noble goal, I might add. ~_^
*nonchalantly flicks a couple of strawberries on Pander’s whipped cream*
Anyhow’s, good luck on all your endeavours and hopefully we’ll get an update too someday. =^.^=
PS. Loved the LOLcat reference. (owner of two)
March 22nd, 2009 at 3:26 pm
By the way, don’t know if they’ve been mentioned but Wumbscut and Suicide Commando are great german industrial bands. Not industrial*metal* bands though. ^_^ You should try the finnish Turmion Kätilöt also, that’s industrial metal. Great lyrics, if you understand finnish.
March 22nd, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Jon: “There’s no kinkiness going on in this comments forum…. nope, no kinkiness going on at all, marie. Wherever did you get that idea?” ~ i have no idea, i’m sure i’ve completely hallucinated the melon baller, ice cream scoop, jello, wrestling, handcuffs, etc…
Krystal: “hopefully this whole “barbarian†faction will blow over so i may join the jello fight, or the tequila shower.” ~ i’m sure you can join in even if the ‘barbarian factor’ doesn’t blow over… in fact i’ve been attacked with whip cream recently so if you’ve missed all the fun stuff… *takes some of the whip cream that hit her and throws it at you* ^^
March 22nd, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Gah! I knew I shouldn’t of taken that BDSM fanfic break!!!
@ Jon Pander: YAY!!! YES, I am Most Definitely A FEMALE!! Any insinuations otherwise will result in death… or perhaps sexual torture. hmmm… *sizes Jon P. up and decides he would be fun to “torture”*
I like the atmosphere here… I think I’ll stay!!! To the Devil’s Comment and W1K!!!
March 22nd, 2009 at 7:45 pm
*Checks her garter belt and chestless corset* Should probably wear something more… ‘practical’…
March 22nd, 2009 at 7:47 pm
*strips to bare then slips on a fishnet dress* Much better… Any one for Jell-o?
March 22nd, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Ya know what? I have an idea!!!*rushes Jon Pander,Sydney and Marzipan with chocolate syrup*
March 22nd, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Sorry, girls, but some one had to do it! I mean what’s a food fight without chocolate syrup?
March 22nd, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Hmmm…. *handcuffs Spider’s hands together* I was going to use this on Pander… but… I have an idea. ~
*shakes can of whipped cream* Pander… You have to many clothes on.
March 22nd, 2009 at 9:08 pm
I agree! btw: are these front or back cuffs?
March 22nd, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Front… the back makes you too vurenable. ~
March 22nd, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Okay, I was just curious about if I needed to use my legs more or not, but since their front…*crouches down and grabs handfuls of whipped cream then dumps it on Jon panders clothes* Now will you strip? I wanna see my Master in his full glory!
March 22nd, 2009 at 9:45 pm
By the way do I have Mistress as well as a Master, Sydney?
March 22nd, 2009 at 9:47 pm
If I do, how does Mistress Sydney or Great Sydney sound?
March 22nd, 2009 at 9:49 pm
OOH! Or Madam Sydney? I need to stop reading so much BDSM erotica…
March 22nd, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Or Madam Sydney, Madam S, Madam, Mistress S, etc…
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Mmm… I love strawberries… *picks up one and licks whipped cream off of it* Thanks, Menninkäinen.
Mmm… I LOVE chocolate syrup… *dips strawberry in syrup and licks that off, too* Thanks, spider monkey!
Now, what do I lick syrup off of next?
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:11 pm
*looks at Marzipan and smiles* I know something you can lick syrup off of… *Picks up forgotten bottle of syrup and pours it down entire body*
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:25 pm
btw: how does one keep track of number of comments?
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:26 pm
The little link you click on at the main page to get here that says how many comments we’re at..
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:27 pm
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Arigato, Jenn-san!*loops arms around Jenn instead of glomps because of handcuffs* You don’t mind if I kiss you, do you?
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:36 pm
We are at 653(this makes 656)!! Are we to wait for Jon Pander? I mean he is the Deity of The Church Of Pander(tm) and the creator of “ROWR”(tm)…
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Gah! Typo!! 654!!!(655 now)
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
656!!!! I just couldn’t resist!!! BTW… *Snoggs Jenn regardless of her minding* Mmmmmmm…..
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Pander will promote me to Mistress if he thinks I’m worthy. *licks syrup of Spider’s body*
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Mmmmmmmmmmm…. I’m a bit of a slut aren’t I? Uhhhh… who cares… this feels too good to waste… *untangles self from Jenn to turn and fondle Madam S* You officially are the only one who can call me Spider(except for Pander-Sensie).
March 22nd, 2009 at 11:00 pm
I definetly think you’re worthy, Madam S. Now kiss me!!
March 22nd, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Lol.. Like I said.. I’m a lady’s girl when it comes to the MM forum! XD
Thank you Miss Spider Monkey!
March 22nd, 2009 at 11:38 pm
*pulls Madam S,Jenn, and Marzipan one at a time(bloody hand cuffs) to self and starts fondling, licking, and suckling* MmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmm…. lets have an orgy on the Devils Comment!
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:10 am
*yanks at any girl near, starts licking fondling and suckling* MmmmmmmMMMmmmmmm… I think we should have an orgy for the Devils Comment! Madam S, Jenn, Marzipan And any other girl who’d like to join in, Let’s Party!!!!!
March 23rd, 2009 at 1:34 am
Psst! We’re almost there…
March 23rd, 2009 at 1:37 am
Only a couple of more posts. Can you feel the anticipation in the air? You could almost cute the tension with a knife… *cuts the tension with a knife* Yup, you actually can!
March 23rd, 2009 at 1:38 am
*Clears throat*
March 23rd, 2009 at 1:39 am
“There are things you should know
And the distance between us seems to grow
But you’re holding on strong
And oh how hard it iss to let go
I’m so hard to let go
I’m waiting for your call
and I’m ready to take your six six six in my heart
I’m longing for your touch
and I welcome your sweet six six six in my heart
I’m losing my faith in you
But you don’t want it to be true
But there’s nothing you can do
and There is nothing you can do
Yes, I’ve lost my faith in you
Waiting for your call
and I’m ready to take your six six six in my heart
I’m longing for your touch
and I welcome your sweet six six six in my heart…”
Sweet 666 to you all!!! ><
March 23rd, 2009 at 5:20 am
Couldnt have done a better 666 myself. Didn’t want to, since it would be a conflict, what with the whole ‘church’ thing and all.
March 23rd, 2009 at 5:21 am
Though it’s really more of a mockery of the Church thing anyway. But still, I like the 666 post, Menn.
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:56 am
# Javer Says:
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:40 am
Finally, we get to the part where they actually meet.
…You were saying?
March 23rd, 2009 at 8:28 am
Dang It!!! And I went to bed cause my comments weren’t showing !!!! Oh well, geus it’s my own fault… *kisses Menninkainen on cheek* Great Job!!!
March 23rd, 2009 at 8:47 am
Oh! I nearly forgot! Jon Pander, Why Didn’t You Strip!!!!! GET NAKED NOW!!!
… … … please????
March 23rd, 2009 at 9:04 am
Bobby, I think we need to change the web comic rating to A.O. just for the comments.. XD
March 23rd, 2009 at 9:15 am
WOOOOO!!! I’m legal tomorrow…
Can I have a comic for my Birthday?
March 23rd, 2009 at 9:16 am
By “Legal” .. I meant Fully Legal.. gonna be 21. :}
March 23rd, 2009 at 9:39 am
You know…I think I’m really glad I lef the Church of Pander when I did. It’s no longer anywhere near my realm of comfort now. Barbarians rule!
March 23rd, 2009 at 9:55 am
*snuggles Jenn* Does this mean we can use Chocolate Liquor and Kalua(sp?) now? Just curious…
March 23rd, 2009 at 10:04 am
wow, i really need to check this more often. woo, whipped cream on me! *pounces on spider monkey, Sydney, and Jenn* im hungry
March 23rd, 2009 at 10:24 am
Heck Ya!! lol.. Belly Button Shots Anyone? XD .. jk…
I’ll bring the crown and Coke (soda.. not drug.. lol) ! o___o;;
March 23rd, 2009 at 10:28 am
spider monkey: “Oh! I nearly forgot! Jon Pander, Why Didn’t You Strip!!!!! ”
Deities tend to want their followers to strip them instead. It’s part of the job description – I didnt make it up, them’s the rules. Get to work.
“GET NAKED NOW!!!”
If only I had a dollar for every time a woman demanded that.
Fortunately this time I won’t wind up in a tub filled with ice and missing a kidney.
Jenn: “WOOOOO!!! I’m legal tomorrow”
Truly the most joyous of all occasions.
“By “Legal†.. I meant Fully Legal.. gonna be 21. :}”
Well… that’s less joyous, though it does mean you can drink. For guys, the all-important ‘legal’ age for the babes is magic number 18.
Ellie: “You know…I think I’m really glad I lef the Church of Pander when I did. It’s no longer anywhere near my realm of comfort now.”
And to think of how LONG it took us to convince you to do that wet T-shirt contest…..
“Barbarians rule!”
Correct, except replace the U with OO, remove the E, and add a D in the beginning.
spider monkey: “*snuggles Jenn* Does this mean we can use Chocolate Liquor and Kalua(sp?) now? Just curious…”
Yes but more importantly it means she can participate in the tequila shower orgy.
March 23rd, 2009 at 11:38 am
*crasches in through the door dressed as a fireman with a fire hose and starts hosing everybody and everything down with… Jack Daniels???*
happy birthday Jenn
starts slowly undressing…
March 23rd, 2009 at 11:58 am
YAY!!! Jack Daniels!! Let’s get drunk!!!
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:07 pm
lmfao
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:13 pm
*stops undressing… looks confused at Jenn*
imfao???
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I think Spider might be a little more hyper then me. I’m not 21 yet! … but I guess I could drink too. ; Belly button shots!! (tackles Spider and Jenn) Jack Daniels!
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Of course I’m hyper!!! I’m on a manic!!!! Plus listening to electric rock and raeding BDSM fanfics(bless the creator of tabs!) always puts me in high spirits!!! BTW, will you take the hand cuffs off now so I can give Jenn a Real Birthday F***?!?!
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:30 pm
And I need help getting Pander-Sensei naked!!!
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:35 pm
*laughs* sure sure. I think Pander is just watching on the side now. *uncuffs Spider*
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Then let’s tackle him!! … After I thoroughly please Jenn-san. *rubs wrists then licks and fingers Jenn*
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:51 pm
*feels ignored, sits down and sips jack from the hose, grumbling in a corner…*
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:55 pm
*looks up at MaWeRiQ* You’re welcome to join me, but we must focus on Jenn-san!! It is her Birthday, after all!!!!*crooks finger with free hand while repositioning the other deeper into Jenn*
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:57 pm
O___O … I Feel Violated!! D:
::runs away and hides::
MaWeRiQ: I said LMFAO (Laughing my F****ing A** Off) .. I was embarassed.
…
NOW I’m 10,000x More So B/C Monkey Violated me.. TT^TT
Only my fiance is allowed down south. O___O;;;
March 23rd, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Oh.. And I don’t know if you were here earlier, monkey and MaWeRiq but I’m “GIRLS ONLY” … :<
and.. now I must mention.. Only allow touching North of the border TT^TT
Only my Fiance is allowed to go elsewhere.
March 23rd, 2009 at 1:28 pm
*looks repentant* Sorry!*blush* …We-ell… *grabs MaWeRiQ’s hand and Heads off to Tackle Pander* You coming, Madam S?
March 23rd, 2009 at 2:04 pm
spider: nope she laughed so i lost my selfconfidence…
Jenn: what about way down south? =P i was only gonna give you a half sexy dance dressed up as a fireman on your birthday… just för fun =) and im only interested in my wife ^^ but for those who is all over jenn i can give you some tips on how to please a woman just staying north of the border
March 23rd, 2009 at 2:07 pm
*pulls back my hand and asks jen to sitt down for a birtday footmassage…*
gnight its 22:07 here in sweden
March 23rd, 2009 at 6:12 pm
wow i think spider monkey has taken the place of jon and judas in keeping the ball rolling with kinky comments…
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:17 pm
“Good minion of the Church of Pander, cooki.”
Never said I was interested in that.
Agnostic, thank you.
“You have an excellent memory to be able to remember what started my cult turned church.”
It’s not written in your pant-scrolls?
“Mmmmmm, cherries… <3″
…Ehee… :]
“Mandatory requirement.”
Only if you have a dick.
I’m not too sure wtf has been going on in the past hundred comments or so, but I can assume they’ve been dirty, getting worse, and… well, interesting for anyone who just happens to read them top to bottom.
I’m just gonna attack somebody and eat my cookies and put theirs in my bra. Muahahahahaha. Boob fishing!!
“wow i think spider monkey has taken the place of jon and judas in keeping the ball rolling with kinky comments…”
Not so much kinky anymore… more rightout perverted and no longer fun.
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 pm
well, at least someone has the will to do it. Go Cooki.
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 pm
And I never really intended to keep anything going.
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Yay 700.
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Y’know, someone should contact Vegas so we can get odds on reaching 1k before the next update. I think I might want to put money on it.
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:30 pm
I agree.
I attack you with cookies. And steal yours.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, the fun. <3
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:48 pm
“Not so much kinky anymore… more rightout perverted and no longer fun.”
Well Cooki, if you’re not interested in the Church of Pander, you should join the Barbarian Horde. All the fun with none of the religious obligations and less perverted.
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Judas, they’re in the shirt now.
Either you will have a fun time or I get cookies for later.
Or both.*drops cookies in cleavage*
Of course, in the meantime, I’ll have fun watching the fireman strip. *stomps on firehose to stop water*
There’s a fire over here, sir. And you’re exactly what I need to quench it.
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:52 pm
“You know…I think I’m really glad I lef the Church of Pander when I did. It’s no longer anywhere near my realm of comfort now. Barbarians rule!”
I have to agree, Ellie. Things are getting a little too :::watches for a moment::: ….aggressive…for my tastes…yes.
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:53 pm
“Well Cooki, if you’re not interested in the Church of Pander, you should join the Barbarian Horde. All the fun with none of the religious obligations and less perverted.”
…I already said Agnostic, didn’t I?
Besides, I like perverted. I wasn’t fond of the online sex (I think that’s a little too much…) but mneh. If it don’t kill me, it only makes me stronger.
Ehehe. Stronger. <3
March 23rd, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Things have gotten a little aggressive, I agree… ;
Not not mention the comments page is getting so long it takes forever to let my comp to load. lol *hands Jenn a belated birthday cake*
March 23rd, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Y’know what? We should say damned be the wet tshirts and such and just throw water balloons. So much more fun and it can only be dirty if you’re standing over mud. ^^
Of course, balloons aren’t just used as toys….
March 23rd, 2009 at 10:48 pm
I too agree, with Sydney and the rest of you: Too Aggressive.. TT^TT .. *molested* (lol) ..
Thank You for the cake, Sydney!! It’s not late at all, just on time!!
March 24th is today, afterall!
YAY! I’m OLD! lol..
Who want’s Cake!?
March 23rd, 2009 at 11:48 pm
*gives Jenn a happy birthday hug*
March 24th, 2009 at 1:08 am
lol :hugs all of her MM buddies::
March 24th, 2009 at 1:40 am
I didn’t even finish reading all the new comments and I’m officially out. Went from night time telly to skinamax and that’s just not my speed.
*hugs Jen* for the birthday and all, but I think I’ll just stay quiet until the update now.
March 24th, 2009 at 4:16 am
I have to admit I’m glad it’s not just me. There is definitely a line, and it was crossed at least fifty comments or more ago…
March 24th, 2009 at 5:28 am
>.> *zzzzz*
—
*helps undress Pander* Now, girls, rise up and molest him ^_~
—
Happy birthday again, Jenn
March 24th, 2009 at 7:57 am
*birthday back massage for Jenn*
March 24th, 2009 at 8:38 am
Lol Thanks Guys!!
Ellie’s right though … line was crossed!! TT^TT
Sorry Pander. (not joining the “hoard” though.. lol)
March 24th, 2009 at 11:19 am
I’m be honest, I spent the best part of the last six hours or so reading through these comments. I’m recovering from having my tonsils removed, so there was little else to do.
Frankly I was expecting 700 or so hate comments relating the lack of updates to a recent rise in suicide rates.
Happy birthday, Jenn! The legal drinking age over here is 18 ;D
Go make up for the three years you have been cheated out of by getting so blitzed you attempt to start a real-life public “Jell-O” wrestling competition.
If I don’t see it on the news later I will be sorely dissapointed.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:25 am
*I’ll, pardon.
March 24th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Please, get a new script…
March 24th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Hm, would it said I’ll give anyone who joins a free massage? I can get witnesses to this-I give GREAT massages ^_^
March 24th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Happy birthday jenn ^^
Ellie or Judas: Can i get a listing of what goes on in the barbarian horde? I never joined the church of pander :p I’ve just sort of been sitting on the sidelines and throwing something in every once in a while ^^ happily unmolested … so i might be willing to join you guys if it sounds a bit safer to be a part of than the ‘church’
March 24th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
lol at marie’s comment to Ellie and Judas!!
Marie and Nicola: Thank You!!
Nicola: “Happy birthday, Jenn! The legal drinking age over here is 18 ;D
Go make up for the three years you have been cheated out of by getting so blitzed you attempt to start a real-life public “Jell-O†wrestling competition.”
LOL .. Cheated out of only 1 year if it’s 18 there..
I used to live in Buffalo NY, Right Next Door (literally a 5 minute drive) from Canada/Niagara Falls .. It’s 19 in Canada so My friends and I used to go to NF and Cross the Border!! XD
I cheated the U.S. WOO-HOO! lol
XD
:< I’d totally Jello Wrestle in Real Life but I have almost no gf’s in Chi-Town Yet.. XD Just my fiance and his family. .. I don’t want to attack my mother in law (she’s a nice one..)! LMAO ((that would be a funny story though))
March 24th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Well, you know, there’s the usual barbarian activities…Pillaging, running around half naked, that sort of thing…It is much safer than the church, I can assure you. Plus, you don’t have to worry about having to worship anyone, so there’s more freedom…I’ll let King Judas go into better details ^_^ He started it after all.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Hey I really Like your zine keep up the good work!!
March 24th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Your so lucky Jenn! I didn’t get as many b-day comments less then a month ago online AND real life as you are getting online alone! *steals some of her cake*
March 25th, 2009 at 1:21 am
awww!!! ::makes and gives Sydney a belated birthday cake:: *hug* :3
March 25th, 2009 at 1:22 am
Marry Me: Updates Twice Yearly!
March 25th, 2009 at 2:32 am
Wow Jon, sarcasm much? Ever hear the phrase “Patience is a virtue”?
March 25th, 2009 at 4:23 am
I’m not virtuous. Ever hear of “truth in advertising?”
March 25th, 2009 at 8:13 am
Nope.. Thanks to working in marketing for 2 years, (a while ago) .. I have learned all advertising is false!
The point is to make it look good to draw attention – No matter What! :}
March 25th, 2009 at 9:42 am
~sifts through comments~ Oi… I think I’m glad I left for a few days. After a few years on the net, I stopped wondering where the writers for publications like playboy and penthouse came from…
March 25th, 2009 at 10:06 am
Ellie: Hmmm, so there’s massages, pillaging, no worship of pander…. it’s sounding pretty good ^^
March 25th, 2009 at 11:52 am
HEY GUYS!! IN LIEU OF MY 1500th Page View APPROACHING, ON DEVIANT ART I’M HAVING A CONTEST – WHO EVER GET’S IT, TAKE A SCREEN CAP AND EMAIL IT TO ME (RULES ARE ON THE PAGE)
NO CHEATING (i.e. Refreshing the Page) …
WINNER GETS A PERSONALIZED DRAWING ( meaning whatever you want me to draw)
GOOD LUCK!
March 25th, 2009 at 11:52 am
PS.. my Name is linked to my dA page..
March 25th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
MaWeRiQ: “*stops undressing… looks confused at Jenn* imfao???”
Ouch, burn.
spider monkey: “And I need help getting Pander-Sensei naked!!!”
It’s sort of like Kill Bill, except replace Bill with Pander and replace kill with strip.
It’s also similar in that it might be filmed.
Sydney: “*laughs* sure sure. I think Pander is just watching on the side now. *uncuffs Spider*”
.
Pander occasionally has to work, unfortunately. Keeping a harem doesn’t come with a paycheck. But by all means keep doing what you’re doing
MaWeRiQ: “*feels ignored, sits down and sips jack from the hose, grumbling in a corner…*”
It’s the name. It doesn’t ‘pop’. Rename yourself hotgrl696969 or something and I guarantee you won’t get ignored.
Jenn: “O___O … I Feel Violated!! D:”
How’s that a problem?
…
“NOW I’m 10,000x More So B/C Monkey Violated me.. TT^TT ”
If I had a dollar for every time someone felt embarassed because they were violated by a monkey….
Jenn: “Oh.. And I don’t know if you were here earlier, monkey and MaWeRiq but I’m “GIRLS ONLY†… :< and.. now I must mention.. Only allow touching North of the border TT^TT ”
Jenn, I’m beginning to think you need to come with an instruction manual.
spider monkey: “*looks repentant* Sorry!*blush* …We-ell… *grabs MaWeRiQ’s hand and Heads off to Tackle Pander* You coming, Madam S?”
I STILL… STILL REGRET NOTHING!
MaWeRiQ: “nope she laughed so i lost my selfconfidence…”
See what happens when you pay attention to what people say and don’t just nod and say ‘uh huh’ until you get to see boobies? You get rejection.
Me, I get tackled by hotties in jell-O.
marie: “wow i think spider monkey has taken the place of jon and judas in keeping the ball rolling with kinky comments…”
Jon’s been working, his zany alter ego can still be used in the Jell-O ring as needed though.
It’s my purpose – it’s a blessing and a curse. Minus the curse.
Cooki: “Never said I was interested in that. Agnostic, thank you.”
You’re still welcome into the Church of Pander if you’re a hottie, no matter what you believe in, as long as you’re willing to partake.
“It’s not written in your pant-scrolls?”
What are these ‘pants’ of which you speak?
“Only if you have a dick.”
I like your stringent requirements.
Check! I’m in!
Judas: “And I never really intended to keep anything going.”
Problem with staying power?
Judas: “Y’know, someone should contact Vegas so we can get odds on reaching 1k before the next update. I think I might want to put money on it.”
The winner would probably be Bobby if such a thing occured.
Cooki: “I agree. I attack you with cookies. And steal yours.”
Um… okay. I choose Pikachu!
Ellie: “All the fun with none of the religious obligations and less perverted.”
I wish real religions were like the Church of Pander.
Cooki: “There’s a fire over here, sir. And you’re exactly what I need to quench it.”
Wow chicka bow wow, chicka wow chicka wow.
Caity: “I have to agree, Ellie. Things are getting a little too :::watches for a moment::: ….aggressive…for my tastes…yes.”
Don’t make me use the iced-up melon baller on you too.
Cooki: “Besides, I like perverted.”
Woo!
“I wasn’t fond of the online sex (I think that’s a little too much…)”
Where?
“If it don’t kill me, it only makes me stronger.”
Stay away from my head of security, that girl’s scary and might make you weaker instead.
Sydney: “Things have gotten a little aggressive, I agree… ;”
Said the girl who tackles me in Jell-O. Not that I’m complaining
Cooki: “Y’know what? We should say damned be the wet tshirts and such and just throw water balloons.”
Very practical.
Jenn: “Who want’s Cake!?”
Where?
CC: “I didn’t even finish reading all the new comments and I’m officially out. Went from night time telly to skinamax and that’s just not my speed.”
I’m happy to keep it at Baywatch level, minus the David Hasselhoff. The Hoff is too much of a hassle.
Alicia: “*helps undress Pander* Now, girls, rise up and molest him ^_~”
What can I say. They dig me.
Jenn: “Ellie’s right though … line was crossed!! TT^TT”
We did start this convo with ‘lesbian vampire orgy’, you realize, right?
“Sorry Pander. (not joining the “hoard†though.. lol)”
I hear they kick puppies.
Nicola: “I’m be honest, I spent the best part of the last six hours or so reading through these comments. I’m recovering from having my tonsils removed, so there was little else to do.”
Church of Pander. Serving bored people since Feb 22, 2009.
Yes it’s been going on that long.
“Frankly I was expecting 700 or so hate comments relating the lack of updates to a recent rise in suicide rates.”
It would, except suicide victims tend to not post much, being dead and all.
Nymphetamine: “Please, get a new script…”
I’m curious if you mean to the webcomic or to the comments forum.
Ellie: “Hm, would it said I’ll give anyone who joins a free massage? I can get witnesses to this-I give GREAT massages ^_^”
All is forgiven Ellie… Gimme.
marie: “Ellie or Judas: Can i get a listing of what goes on in the barbarian horde?”
They kick puppies and laugh at orphans. And you must become completely celebate. Forever. It’s in their newsletter.
“I never joined the church of pander :p”
Sure you did. You just forgot after you passed out in the Tequila shower.
It’s sitll legally binding. Shh.
” I’ve just sort of been sitting on the sidelines and throwing something in every once in a while ^^ happily unmolested … ”
No one tell her how molested she got after the tequila shower pass-out, okay?
“so i might be willing to join you guys if it sounds a bit safer to be a part of than the ‘church’”
What an inversion – the barbarian horde is ’safe’ and the church is rowdy.
“LOL .. Cheated out of only 1 year if it’s 18 there.. I used to live in Buffalo NY”
I’ve been to Buffalo. You -need- booze to make that place interesting.
Ellie: “Well, you know, there’s the usual barbarian activities.”
Spoilers ahead.
“Pillaging”
and kicking puppies….
“running around half naked”
Which half?
“Plus, you don’t have to worry about having to worship anyone, so there’s more freedom…”
They eat people. And not in the good way.
Barbarian chowder is also known as Soylent Green.
Jon: “Marry Me: Updates Twice Yearly!”
But he does so on Friday.
Ellie: “Wow Jon, sarcasm much? Ever hear the phrase “Patience is a virtueâ€?”
Is that why you made me wait so long until you agreed to the wet T-shirt contest? Virtue?
Btw, I’m not that Jon.
Jon: “I’m not virtuous.”
Don’t piss Ellie off. She eats people, and will kick your puppy.
“Ever hear of “truth in advertising?—
1) Ad men are con men.
2) He updates on Friday. With Flowers.
marie: “Hmmm, so there’s massages, pillaging, no worship of pander…. ”
What a bleak, bleak world.
March 25th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
“All is forgiven Ellie… Gimme.”
Sorry, massages are for Horde members only! ^_^
And we do NOT kick puppies. One of the slogans of the Horde is “We don’t burn down orphanages”. That makes us the GOOD guys!
“Is that why you made me wait so long until you agreed to the wet T-shirt contest? Virtue?”
Nope. I made you wait because I knew it annoyed you.
March 25th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
@Jenn: HEY!!! I Apologized!!!!!!!(bitch)
And I did!! I also need to stop reading BDSM fanfics like they’re the bible…
Pander-sensie, are BDSM fanfics and Hentai the official Church Of Pander(tm)’s Bible?? If so, I’m deeply religious! …OH! I nearly forgot!*runs to Jon Pander and grabs his ass* Something more later?
March 25th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Pander: I thought it was BOW chicka WOW wow?
You win major points for punning the Hoff’s name though.
spider, no need to get testes… erm, testy.
It’s just the internets and I doubt Jenn’s that mad.
Ellie, can you still qualify for a massage if you’re neither a church member OR a horde member?
(or if you’re both?)
March 25th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
“Ellie, can you still qualify for a massage if you’re neither a church member OR a horde member?
(or if you’re both?)”
Nope, massages to Horde members only. And you cant be a member of the Horde AND a member of the church. It’s one or the other.
March 25th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
“Don’t make me use the iced-up melon baller on you too.”
Sorry, you don’t get melon baller…er…privileges? punishment options? as I am a member of the horde. I like the whole pillaging and plundering option. Plus, I like fan service to be an option, not a requirement for membership.
yeah, actually, the horde has two masseuses on call, one has an additional background in amazing back scratches as well…and hand massages too actually.
Oh, and a belated happy birthday to Jenn! :::offers a chocolate cupcake with funfetti frosting:::
“Don’t make me use the iced-up melon baller on you too.”
Sorry, Pander, you don’t get melon baller…er…privileges? punishment options? as I am a member of the horde. I like the whole pillaging and plundering option. Plus, I like fan service to be an option, not a requirement for membership.
March 25th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
MONKEY!:: Your apology is accepted!! (( I sowy I didn’t see the post!!!))
I was just in shock! lol
Pander:
“Jenn, I’m beginning to think you need to come with an instruction manual.”
Oh But I do, ::hands Pander her instruction manual Titled, “How to Play with Jenn.”:: Section. 1 Reads “First off, Jenn is a very high maintenance attention whore who first and foremost belongs to her Fiance…..”
March 25th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Pander:
“Started with Vampire Lesbian Orgy”
But at the time I was happy because I was not being molested ((apology accepted, again, monkey! Thank you!))
“Been to Buffalo ….”
Yeah .. It went to the shitter..
March 25th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
ack, sorry about the repeat on the last post…the part where I moved the quote/response and then backspaced, well, apparently the backspace didn’t register…curse you, typo demons, curse you! And I could have *sworn* everything was fine when I looked it over too…somehow I knew something like this would happen after I mentioned things about grammar and spelling/general editing earlier. It jinxed me.
March 25th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Hello Bobby, Remy I’m your newest fan, this sh!t is awesome. I read a lot of web comics and this has just got into my top five.
March 25th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Ellie: “Sorry, massages are for Horde members only! ^_^”
Next time Gadget! Next tiiiiiiiiiiiiime!
“And we do NOT kick puppies.”
My apologies, you’re right.
They karate chop puppies in the neck.
“One of the slogans of the Horde is “We don’t burn down orphanagesâ€.”
1) Unless the orphanage started it.
2) Generally, the Horde sticks to burning down the nurseries instead. That way there are no orphans in the first place.
“Nope. I made you wait because I knew it annoyed you.”
My minions are many and they shall spell your doom.
Unless I get one of those massages.
spider monkey: “Pander-sensie, are BDSM fanfics and Hentai the official Church Of Pander(tm)’s Bible??”
Yes they are. Amen.
Marzipan: “Pander: I thought it was BOW chicka WOW wow?”
That’s verse 1. I went straight to verse two.
Cause that’s how I roll.
“You win major points for punning the Hoff’s name though.”
And it was on a triple word score too.
“It’s just the internets and I doubt Jenn’s that mad.”
I think she might very well be mad. Just not angry.
Doesn’t matter, she’s a good egg. A good, mad, mad, mad egg.
Not that I should be talking about other people’s sanity anyway.
“Nope, massages to Horde members only. And you cant be a member of the Horde AND a member of the church. It’s one or the other.”
*grumble* racist.
Okay actually technically not ‘racist’ since it’s a religion, not a race.
Hrm…
*grumble* bigot.
Caity: “”as I am a member of the horde. I like the whole pillaging and plundering option.”
So you LIKE karate chopping puppies? *gasp*
“Sorry, Pander, you don’t get melon baller…er…privileges? punishment options?”
Yes. It is both.
Jenn: “Oh But I do, ::hands Pander her instruction manual Titled, “How to Play with Jenn.â€:: Section. 1 Reads “First off, Jenn is a very high maintenance attention whore who first and foremost belongs to her Fiance…..—
Can I get a money back refund? the salesman misrepresented the goods.”
“But at the time I was happy because I was not being molested”
Hey now, I didnt do the molesting now did I. I just wanted a nic wholesome vampire lesbian/bi shower orgy. Just like every red blooded american male turned deity.
““Been to Buffalo ….†Yeah .. It went to the shitter..”
Where did it start?
Caity: “ack, sorry about the repeat on the last post…the part where I moved the quote/response and then backspaced, well, apparently the backspace didn’t register…curse you, typo demons, curse you!”
typo demons work for the Church of Pander and protect us in this manner.
“And I could have *sworn* everything was fine when I looked it over too…somehow I knew something like this would happen after I mentioned things about grammar and spelling/general editing earlier.”
I’ll be sending the typo demons their monthly check now.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:04 am
So, Bobby, do you even bother to read the comments here anymore?
March 26th, 2009 at 3:36 am
Sorry Pander. You don’t get to dictate what we do in the Horde unless you’re looking to become a member. Though it might be awkward if the god of a religion left that religion…So no, still no massage for you.
March 26th, 2009 at 7:15 am
Ellie: Screw ultimatums.
I’m bi, being on both sides comes (triple word score pun FTW?) naturally to me. 
I’ll give massages to anyone (I’m a massage whore like that) but I wanted to GET one, too.
March 26th, 2009 at 7:17 am
@ Spider Monkey= I think I love you ;o;
*goes back to reading her hardcore BDSM Yoai fics*
@ Pander= Ahh…c’mere hon, I’LL give you a massage. I can give ‘em pretty damn well…and I never condone any type of violence against puppies. Besides, it should probably be one of my duties as your High Priestess.
BTW, I have an instruction manual too, but it’s a -bit- different than Jenn’s.
1) What to do to avoid Alicia getting a concussion -_-;;
2) What to do if Alicia’s blood glucose level goes too high *see section on physical exercise* Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink *Please also refer to section 1*
XD
March 26th, 2009 at 7:19 am
@Marzipan- Sensous massage giving to each other??
PS-Please fogive my typing mistakes today >.>
March 26th, 2009 at 9:04 am
“typo demons work for the Church of Pander and protect us in this manner.”
Does anyone else feel there’s something a little sketchy about demons (of any sort) working for a Church? ‘Cause usually there’s a big conflict of interest between the two…I mean if that’s the case, I would think church members might want to watch out for succubi and incubi…in fact, maybe Pander isn’t a deity at all…maybe *he’s* a very particular incubi and is just waiting for all these attractive women to wear themselves out with all this wrestling and such so he can drain them of their life force when they drop from exhaustion. I mean he’s already freely admitted to fraternizing with demons ::Nods:: think about it
March 26th, 2009 at 9:06 am
pardon, the second ‘incubi’ should be incubus. You see? The typo demons still at work!
March 26th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Jon Pander: there is nothing wrong with my name…
except for showing of my great body i am totaly devoted to my WIFE, i dont need hotties in jello…
March 26th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Someone… needs to turn me into a vampire so I can be a part of this Vampiric Lesbian Orgy. So far I’m just bisexual. *grabbing a large tube of ediable paint* … an innocent bisexual… *slaps on some gloves and a nurse hat* Oh Paaaaaaander..~ *splashes all the girls in paint*
March 26th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I’m just waiting for Godwin’s law to kick in. It can’t be far off now.
March 26th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Pander:
““Been to Buffalo ….†Yeah .. It went to the shitter..â€
Where did it start?”
Best City in the US in the late 1800’s early 1900’s .. :< I would like to build a time machine and go back to that time. :<
March 26th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
“I’m just waiting for Godwin’s law to kick in. It can’t be far off now.”
*snort* If I read what I just did correctly, I eagerly await for it to happen…
March 26th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Ellie: “You don’t get to dictate what we do in the Horde unless you’re looking to become a member.”
How many people are needed for a Horde incidentally? Becaues it seems like a pretty teeny horde.
Marzipan: “Ellie: Screw ultimatums.”
And Marzipan means that literally.
“I’m bi, being on both sides comes (triple word score pun FTW?) naturally to me.”
Wow, thats like 56 points.
“I’ll give massages to anyone (I’m a massage whore like that) but I wanted to GET one, too. ”
Me first.
Alicia: “@ Spider Monkey= I think I love you ;o;”
Good, good. Now smell her hair….
“@ Pander= Ahh…c’mere hon, I’LL give you a massage. ”
*sniffle* thanks, the horde is so mean and stingy with their massaging rules.
“I can give ‘em pretty damn well…and I never condone any type of violence against puppies.”
The poor puppies….
“Besides, it should probably be one of my duties as your High Priestess.”
Yknow, you’re right! HA! Take that, Ellie!
“1) What to do to avoid Alicia getting a concussion -_-;;”
The walls are padded for your safety.
“2) What to do if Alicia’s blood glucose level goes too high *see section on physical exercise* Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink *Please also refer to section 1*”
Rowr.
“@Marzipan- Sensuous massage giving to each other??”
I love this job.
Caity: “Does anyone else feel there’s something a little sketchy about demons (of any sort) working for a Church?”
We’re a very open minded church.
“‘Cause usually there’s a big conflict of interest between the two…”
No conflict. You demonophobe.
“”in fact, maybe Pander isn’t a deity at all…maybe *he’s* a very particular incubi and is just waiting for all these attractive women to wear themselves out with all this wrestling and such so he can drain them of their life force when they drop from exhaustion.”
Bah I’d never rob life force. It really can be a downer for the tequila shower.
“pardon, the second ‘incubi’ should be incubus. You see? The typo demons still at work!”
One sec, gotta pay them their bonus now.
MaWeRiQ: “Jon Pander: there is nothing wrong with my name”
I can’t pronounce it.
“except for showing of my great body i am totaly devoted to my WIFE,”
And apparently I can’t tell gender from your name. Big problem.
“i dont need hotties in jello…”
More for me.
Sydney: “Someone… needs to turn me into a vampire so I can be a part of this Vampiric Lesbian Orgy.”
I’ll head over to Last Blood and see if I can rustle up a hot lezzie vampiress to do the honors. Apparently several vamp-lovin’ girls there
“*grabbing a large tube of ediable paint* … an innocent bisexual… *slaps on some gloves and a nurse hat* Oh Paaaaaaander..~ *splashes all the girls in paint*”
I adore her, folks.
Judas: “I’m just waiting for Godwin’s law to kick in.”
Why do you keep making me have to check wikipedia and TV tropes?
“It can’t be far off now.”
You nazi.
There. Satisfied?
Jenn: “Best City in the US in the late 1800’s early 1900’s .. :< I would like to build a time machine and go back to that time. :<”
If you had the ability to build a time machine, you’d use that awesome power to go back to see Buffalo in the 1800’s/early 1900s?
March 26th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
“How many people are needed for a Horde incidentally? Becaues it seems like a pretty teeny horde.”
Nice dodge of the statement there Pander. I gotta say, you’re a pretty sketchy god. And I think that the leaders of the Horde dictate how many it takes to be a Horde. So it doesn’t matter at all what you think.
March 26th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
“How many people are needed for a Horde incidentally? Becaues it seems like a pretty teeny horde.â€
oh dear, Pander, it seems your own demons have turned against you in that second sentence. ^.~ They must be pretty fickle. As for demonphobe…well, I would say I’m more cautious. Those types will always work for their own gain…and maybe yours as long as it goes along with them. As soon as it ceases to benefit them, they’ll drop you, probably at the worst possible moment.
March 26th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Ellie: “I gotta say, you’re a pretty sketchy god.”
Aren’t most?
“And I think that the leaders of the Horde dictate how many it takes to be a Horde.”
Can two people be a Horde? When I go out with a girl, are we a horde?
I must know!
March 26th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
If a guy has sex with 99 girls… and in between those, has sex with 1 guy…
What is he?
Heterosexual, Homosexual or Bisexual?
Think! Think! Think! =D
March 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Pander:
Jenn: “Best City in the US in the late 1800’s early 1900’s .. :< I would like to build a time machine and go back to that time. :<â€
If you had the ability to build a time machine, you’d use that awesome power to go back to see Buffalo in the 1800’s/early 1900s?
.. And sooooo much more!!
I’d share it with you guys.. ;D
hmm.. time to visit the local radioshack to pick up a few odd and ends… you know.. some fuses.. rectifiers.. flux capacitor or 5 …
(LOL.. I used to work for them.. don’t know if you guys ever called a Radioshack to ask for Flux Capacitors and DVD Rewinders .. but the results are HILARIOUS!! – I still prank my ex co-workers with that..)
March 26th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Pander, normally I’d say that if you’re so curious about the Horde you should join it, but you’re not allowed to. I’m going to let you sit there in your curiosity and hope it drives you mad. ^_^
March 26th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Well well, you all sure are having fun, hm?
March 26th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
*rubbing down the paint on Jenn* Yay I’m adored! And soon a vampire! I’ll get to bite for more than just fun!
March 26th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
And once again I’ve been called a nazi. Oh well. We do need to thank Hilter for the VW bug anyway.
March 26th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Myself: “If a guy has sex with 99 girls… and in between those, has sex with 1 guy… What is he? Heterosexual, Homosexual or Bisexual?”
Wait, wait, I remember this – it was on Final Jeopardy…. um….
Jenn: “I’d share it with you guys.. ;D hmm.. time to visit the local radioshack to pick up a few odd and ends… you know.. some fuses.. rectifiers.. flux capacitor or 5 … ”
Good, I was concerned if you’d only use a time machine to see if there was ever a time in which Buffalo did not suck.
“(LOL.. I used to work for them.. don’t know if you guys ever called a Radioshack to ask for Flux Capacitors and DVD Rewinders .. but the results are HILARIOUS!! – I still prank my ex co-workers with that..)”
I never worked at Radio Shack, but in high school I briefly worked at Best Buy for about.. um… 4 weeks. I kept the shirt and nametag. Sometimes I go into a Best Buy wearing the shirt, and when someone asks me a question, I start getting all rude to them, and say “Hey lady (or Man), does it LOOK LIKE I WORK HERE?!” and storm off.
Hilarity ensues.
(and yes, I actually have done this as a joke, a few times – heck I paid for the shirt, I might as well get my use of it)
Ellie: “Pander, normally I’d say that if you’re so curious about the Horde you should join it, but you’re not allowed to. I’m going to let you sit there in your curiosity and hope it drives you mad. ^_^”
I just learned from a reliable source that your so called ‘massage’ is actually being beaten on the back with dead puppies which you karate chop minutes beforehand.
So I say this to you, no thank you! I don’t need no dead puppies-dependent massages!
I’ll have my massages from Alicia, Sydney, Marzipan or one of the other lovely ladies who do not kill puppies! Good day!
…
I said GOOD DAY!
(do I get bonus points for quoting Fez from That 70’s Show?)
March 26th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
lol yay! Woooo! I’m colourful!
March 27th, 2009 at 12:54 am
Jon Pander:
“Sydney: “Someone… needs to turn me into a vampire so I can be a part of this Vampiric Lesbian Orgy.â€
I’ll head over to Last Blood and see if I can rustle up a hot lezzie vampiress to do the honors. Apparently several vamp-lovin’ girls there ”
No, Sydney needs to come over to Last Blood and help generate enthousiasm for your harem there while chatting up vampire-lovin’ girls.
March 27th, 2009 at 1:00 am
Okay, things like “Godwin’s Law” (and also a study my roommate brought up which was conducted at some California university to determine which shoe in a pair of flip flops flips, and which one flops) are the reason why tuition in the States is so much more expensive than in Canada. Funding will go to any and all ludicrous theories and research projects. Oy vey.
March 27th, 2009 at 1:11 am
Wow, over one month to draw one page. Must be an amazing page.
March 27th, 2009 at 1:11 am
Jon: “I can’t pronounce it.”
just call me “MaW” like everybody else then… or use your overheated brain to think about something other then hotties in yello… My name Comes from the standard maverick!!!
“And apparently I can’t tell gender from your name. Big problem.”
It ends with ERIQ (erik) how hard can it be to guess what gender i am??? =S=S=S=S=S
*puts pander in a tub with some ice and fills the tub with Jack Daniels from the fire hose* *lol* Giant glas of whiskey with a pander in it…
*puts up a giant canvas on the wall and convinses Jenns to press her different colored body parts against it… * “now That is sensual/erotic ART”
(sorry for my bad spelling =$)
March 27th, 2009 at 2:05 am
Jessica: “No, Sydney needs to come over to Last Blood and help generate enthousiasm for your harem there while chatting up vampire-lovin’ girls.”
Equally fine with me.
“a study my roommate brought up which was conducted at some California university to determine which shoe in a pair of flip flops flips, and which one flops”
Courses on vampires, and now courses on flip flop physics of flipping vs flopping. Where were these courses when I was in college? Why did they make me taks lame stuff like ‘math’ and ‘French’ and Physics? I think I got ripped off.
“Funding will go to any and all ludicrous theories and research projects.”
So anyway, which one does the flipping vs the flopping anyway?
“Oy vey.”
Don’t let Judas hear you say that. I hear on good authority that he’s a nazi.
Oh dangit, there goes Godwin’s Law again!
Judas: “And once again I’ve been called a nazi.”
That’s why it’s funny.
“We do need to thank Hilter for the VW bug anyway.”
The most vile and evil of all automobiles.
You nazi. (oops, curse you Godwin!)
Joe: “Wow, over one month to draw one page. Must be an amazing page.”
Indeed it is. Actually Bobby and Eisu finished the page a few days ago but it was so awesome that the first person who read it, a good dear friend of mine, could not contain the awesomeness in his mortal form and his head imploded. The second viewer managed to survive only by clawing out his eyes before the image fully integrated itself in his brain. Fortunately, only the upper left panel made it to his cerebral cortex, so he is only in a coma. And now blind, of course.
Since dead, blind, and comatose readers are not likely to be repeat readers and are unlikely to buy books or go see movies (and because of the risk of potential lawsuits), Bobby and Eisu wisely pulled the page and decided to do further testing to see if there was some way to make the page less awesome before they attempted to post it again.
They’ll probably get rid of the part involving Parker, the yak and Cheez Whiz. It’ll probably make the page safer to view.
MaWeRiQ: “just call me “MaW†like everybody else then”
You’re not my maw.
“or use your overheated brain to think about something other then hotties in yello… ”
…. I don’t understand. There are things other than hotties in Jell-O worth thinking about? Explain yourself. Explain yourself right this instant. Or else it’s pistols at dawn.
“My name Comes from the standard maverick!!!”
Ah, you’re such a maverick that you refuse to spell it with a v, choosing a w instead (as it looks like two v’s). That’s bloody marwellous.
Oh wait, maybe you thought this was Erfworld. Meh, either way….
“It ends with ERIQ (erik) how hard can it be to guess what gender i am???”
Your name requires waaaay too much thought to decypher. I’m calling you Bob from now on.
Caity Says: “oh dear, Pander, it seems your own demons have turned against you in that second sentence. ^.~”
Possible comebacks:
1) Actually I spelled becaues correctly. ‘Becaues’ is an archaic word which means ‘Duh’. Don’t bother looking it up. It’s only found in very few specialized dictionaries not available to most of masses.
2) Contract negotiations with the spelling demons are pending and this is just their way of getting a bigger and better deal.
“As for demonphobe…well, I would say I’m more cautious.”
Caution = less fun. When the zombie apocalypse comes, it’s the cautious people who will be the first to get eaten. Abandon caution and be like me and you will fear no spelling errors.
March 27th, 2009 at 2:40 am
You know Pander, I think someone’s jealous. You keep bringing down the Horde and myself, but really, you just want to be in on it. It’s kind of childish really, trying to smear the Horde and myself by coming up with idiotic lies…
March 27th, 2009 at 4:45 am
Pistols at dawn it is… Wait! how about noon??? Damn my dawn or your dawn??? you see i live on the other side of the atlantic!!!
Im such a maverick that i spell with w and a Q but i guess Your iQ is to low to even manage thinking about anything other then hotties in Jell-o…
Because I can…
March 27th, 2009 at 4:55 am
4 girls fingerpaint – DO NOT WATCH!
You have been warned…
Comments about girls who are painted with tons of colours are safe to read… do not be alarmed.
Carry on =)
March 27th, 2009 at 7:30 am
Haha! I have 777!
I’m lucky.
March 27th, 2009 at 7:37 am
Wow so many comments…. :p no more skipping a couple days for me anymore
March 27th, 2009 at 8:25 am
you know, im not normally one to complain, but ive been waiting for an up date for a god damn month! update already! please!
March 27th, 2009 at 8:43 am
No! Deal with it!
March 27th, 2009 at 9:46 am
@Alicia: I love you to!!! btw, which one are you reading? will you share?
*plays happily in paint* Pander-sensei, can you play with me?*wink*
March 27th, 2009 at 10:22 am
… I think I’m jealous of Spider’s euthiuism (darn you spelling) with Pander… Agh! *bonking self in head before dousing self in ediable paint*
March 27th, 2009 at 10:37 am
I agree with Drakfed, I was promised updates every Friday I think it was for Marry me, and every Sunday for Last blood. I can live with last blood not updating, but I’m dying to read whats next on this… I check everyday in hopes there will be an update…
March 27th, 2009 at 11:05 am
well pistoleros at dawn it is, the question is: are you a man enought to get up att 04:30 in the morning and stop thinking about hotties in Jell-o long enought to handle a gun?? espesially if i bring a group of hotties having a miss Jell-o contest???
and will it be european dawn or american dawn???
“because i can” i spell my name any way i like…
March 27th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Pander: “1) Actually I spelled becaues correctly. ‘Becaues’ is an archaic word which means ‘Duh’. Don’t bother looking it up. It’s only found in very few specialized dictionaries not available to most of masses.”
Oh don’t start on that game, Pander, you really don’t want to get me started on etymology. You’re just lucky I don’t make a habit of checking the history of made up words contained in a ‘possible comeback’. Incidentally, I was curious enough to check the etymology of ‘because,’ which I guess replaced ‘by cause’ circa 1305…or something like that. Yeah, like I said, don’t get me started on etymology…please? heh
“Caution = less fun. When the zombie apocalypse comes, it’s the cautious people who will be the first to get eaten. Abandon caution and be like me and you will fear no spelling errors.”
Oh, but I’m not one of those ones where cautious means ‘let’s stay walled up in the basement with my wounded/’sick’ daughter until she (oops) turns into a zombie and kills my wife and tries to eat anyone else who goes into the basement’ (who knows that reference? ^.^). I’m more of the cautious planning type, who rather than running right at the zombies with a make-shift weapons, takes the time to think a minute and make a totally awesome weapon instead. Or something along those lines. Recklessness can be good sometimes, but so can a degree of caution as long as it’s used to plan something.
March 27th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Ellie: “You keep bringing down the Horde and myself, but really, you just want to be in on it.”
No, I just want the massage, which I now have.
“It’s kind of childish really, trying to smear the Horde and myself by coming up with idiotic lies…”
Who are they gonna believe, me or a puppy killer? I think the choice is clear.
MaWeRiQ aka Bob: “Pistols at dawn it is… Wait! how about noon???”
Actually noon does sound better. I like to sleep in after a hard night of jell-o wrestling.
“Damn my dawn or your dawn???”
Bob, you’re making this duel to the death really complicated.
“you see i live on the other side of the atlantic!!!”
Well who’s fault is that?
“Because I can…”
uh oh! I’m tellin’ Sohmer that you’re stealing his catch phrase!
Marzipan: “Haha! I have 777!”
You get my undivided attention.
“I’m lucky. ”
Yes, because you get my attention.
drakfeld: “you know, im not normally one to complain, but ive been waiting for an update for a god damn month!”
Bobby’s in the witness relocation program until the hitman out to get him is brought to justice. At least you don’t have hitmen after you.
“update already!”
Okay, for the good of the collective sanity, I will find and kill the hitman causing Bobby to be in witness relocation.
“please!”
As long as you say please.
spider monkey: “*plays happily in paint* Pander-sensei, can you play with me?*wink*”
Yes. Yes I will.
Sydney: “I think I’m jealous of Spider’s euthiuism (darn you spelling) with Pander”
Yo, spelling demons.. the horde. attack the HORDE as your target, not Sydney.
“Agh! *bonking self in head before dousing self in ediable paint*”
Lets make it a competition over who can be more enthusiastic about nude finger painting.
Jade: “I agree with Drakfed, I was promised updates every Friday I think it was for Marry me”
It was obviously a practical joke.
“and every Sunday for Last blood.”
He’s busy fighting the undead.”
“I can live with last blood not updating,”
Was that a pun? ‘live with’ when talking about a comic where most of the world is dead? Ha!
“but I’m dying to read whats next on this”
Yes, it is a pun it seems.
“I check everyday in hopes there will be an update…”
There ya go. By not updating, Bobby’s giving you a reason to live.
MaWeRiQ aka Bob: “well pistoleros at dawn it is, the question is: are you a man enought to get up att 04:30 in the morning and stop thinking about hotties in Jell-o long enought to handle a gun??”
I thought we agreed on noon-ish.
” espesially if i bring a group of hotties having a miss Jell-o contest???”
Dang, he discovered my one weakness.
“and will it be european dawn or american dawn???”
You and your geography conundrums.
“*because i can†i spell my name any way i like…”
Man oh Man, Sohmer’s lawyers are gonna be out for blood.
Caity: “Oh don’t start on that game, Pander,”
Games are fun.
“you really don’t want to get me started on etymology.”
1) No I don’t. It would be boring. Just say I’m right and everyone can be happy.
2) That sorta sounds like the study of bugs.
“You’re just lucky I don’t make a habit of checking the history of made up words contained in a ‘possible comeback’.”
I’m a lucky man.
” Incidentally, I was curious enough to check the etymology of ‘because,’ which I guess replaced ‘by cause’ circa 1305…or something like that.”
I love it when girls say ‘circa’…. so my plan worked.
“Yeah, like I said, don’t get me started on etymology…please? heh”
Say please again, but all sexy like.
“Oh, but I’m not one of those ones where cautious means ‘let’s stay walled up in the basement with my wounded/’sick’ daughter until she (oops) turns into a zombie and kills my wife and tries to eat anyone else who goes into the basement’ (who knows that reference? ^.^).”
Night of the Living Dead. That guy was a moron. There’s always someone like that who has no clue how to survive a zombie apocalypse.
“I’m more of the cautious planning type, who rather than running right at the zombies with a make-shift weapons, takes the time to think a minute and make a totally awesome weapon instead.”
So basically you’re a female Bert from Tremors. Cool, but he only started being able to survive when he started acting a bit more reckless like the other guys were. Otherwise those things woulda dug the foundation from his bunker in 3 hours.
“Recklessness can be good sometimes, but so can a degree of caution as long as it’s used to plan something.”
That only works for Batman (you know…. Mac) and David Xanatos.
March 27th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Yep. Immaturity. The good thing about the Horde is that we don’t have to rely on spreading slanderous lies about the Church to gain members ^_^
March 27th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Umm… Took me forever to get down the page. When will they come put with marry me issue5? I am so impatient! I wanna read it!
March 27th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Ellie: “Yep. Immaturity.”
Pistols at dawn!/Noon-ish/time zone to be determined.
“The good thing about the Horde is that we don’t have to rely on spreading slanderous lies about the Church to gain members ^_^”
Puppy karate-chopper.
Dev: “Umm… Took me forever to get down the page.”
Was it good for you too?
“When will they come put with marry me issue5?”
April 7, 2014. At 2:16pm EST.
March 27th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Ha… ha… ha… Pander rules over the Horde. … Horde sounds like whore when I say it.. DAMMIT.
Now… (straightens nurse hat) Should I preform surgery or… examination on the reluctant and should you why the church is better then the horde?
March 27th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Contract negotiations are still underway.
March 27th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Pander:”Just say I’m right and everyone can be happy.
2) That sorta sounds like the study of bugs.”
Sorry, I just can’t do that. And that would entomology. Etymology is the study of the history of words more or less.
“I love it when girls say ‘circa’…. so my plan worked.”
You’re welcome…circa ^.~
“Say please again, but all sexy like.”
Alright, but only because you got the reference…maybe twice if you can tell me which version. ::clears throat, then, with sexy voice, pouty lips, and come-hither eyes::: please
“So basically you’re a female Bert from Tremors. ”
You have no idea how much I love those movies…even the really horrible ones…although all of them are kind of horrible in their own special way. Oh man, and that gun from the second one? The one that shoots through the cement wall…and the shrieker…and the truck? Can I have it? And maybe the anti-aircraft gun mount (not sure if that’s what it was) from the beginning of the 3rd one?
“That only works for Batman (you know…. Mac) and David Xanatos.”
David Xanatos? As in “Gargoyles” David Xanatos? Geez, Pander, you’re gaining all sorts of brownie points tonight.
March 27th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Caity: “Sorry, I just can’t do that. And that would entomology. Etymology is the study of the history of words more or less.”
Potayto potahto.
“You’re welcome…circa ^.~”
Rowr.
“Alright, but only because you got the reference…maybe twice if you can tell me which version. ::clears throat, then, with sexy voice, pouty lips, and come-hither eyes::: please”
Okay, I won’t talk about word origins again. Just to be safe, I won’t talk about the study of bugs either.
“You have no idea how much I love those movies…”
My spy network is unparalleled.
“even the really horrible ones…although all of them are kind of horrible in their own special way.”
That’s what makes them so good.
GIANT CREATURES UNDER THE GROUND! THEY’RE UNDER THE GROND BERT!
UNDER…THE … GROUND!
“Oh man, and that gun from the second one? The one that shoots through the cement wall…and the shrieker…and the truck?”
He did not have the right tools for the right job in that situation.
“Can I have it?”
No, it’s mine. Gimme a massage.
“And maybe the anti-aircraft gun mount (not sure if that’s what it was) from the beginning of the 3rd one?”
And the gatling gun in the fourth.
“David Xanatos?”
Yes. David Xanatos.
“As in “Gargoyles†David Xanatos?”
Possible comebacks:
1) No, as in Dr. David Xanatos, my dentist
2) Yes, Gargoyles David Xanatos, as played by Jonathan Frakes. The second best cartoon of all time until they ruined it with the Goliath Chronicles.
…
Btw, first place was Exosquad.
“Geez, Pander, you’re gaining all sorts of brownie points tonight.”
It helps to build a cult following if you know what draws ‘em in.
March 27th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
This is the forum that never ends….
March 27th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
I started reading over the comments this morning after posting lucky 777 and ran out of time! You guys are taking a serious slice out of my private life. And I love it.
My boyfriend just gave me a nice one, though. I think he’s been feeling neglected from this comm. 
Alicia– mutual sensuous massage? For definite.
You like how ‘comm’ can mean ‘comment’ or ‘community’ or both?
Think we better massage Pander up first though.
Myself: The answer, of course, is ‘very, very lucky.’
Hee… I’m talking to Myself.
Sorry, I have food poisoning. I think it’s affecting my brain. And I think nobody better mention squeezing my stomach or Jell-o pudding.
Pander, I think you just Monty Pythoned. Way to go.
MaWeRiQ aka Bob (man, that takes way too long to type): “are you a man enought to get up att 04:30 in the morning and stop thinking about hotties in Jell-o long enought to handle a gun??”
hello, how do you think he HOLDS the gun? We hotties are good for many things, particularly for getting a rise out of Pander at dawn.
(ok, I could have put a better pun there. See above disclaimer involving food poisoning.)
Sydney: Enthusiasm.
I won a spelling bee or two. Hey, it had real-life application! I wowed my coworkers this week by telling them how to spell ‘Renaissance.’ Just don’t ask me how to spell rondayvoo. That’s the word I lost the county spelling bee on. 
March 27th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
It just goes on and on and on….
March 27th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Some people started posting not knowing what it was….
March 27th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
And now they just keep posting here
March 27th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Forever just because…
March 27th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
And that’s 800.
March 27th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Marzipan: It goes on forever—and—oh my God—it’s full of emoticons!
hehe
“I started reading over the comments this morning after posting lucky 777 and ran out of time!”
Just wait until we hit the millenium post.
“You guys are taking a serious slice out of my private life. And I love it.”
I believe this forum and porn are the things which Al Gore envisioned when he first invented the internet.
“Think we better massage Pander up first though.”
Yeah, priorities people! Priorities!
“Pander, I think you just Monty Pythoned. Way to go.”
Ni.
“MaWeRiQ aka Bob (man, that takes way too long to type)”
Just call him Bob.
“hello, how do you think he HOLDS the gun?”
Yes, I like it when my harem of hotties holds my gun for me.
“We hotties are good for many things, particularly for getting a rise out of Pander at dawn.”
(insert obvious sexual comment here)
March 27th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Pander: “That’s what makes them so good.”
and not to forget “Roger that Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers.” or “[to Rhonda] GET OUT OF YOUR PANTS!”
“He did not have the right tools for the right job in that situation.”
No, he did not, but the fact that he didn’t made so many gun enthusiasts (and me) very very happy.
“No, it’s mine. Gimme a massage.”
I’ll consider it…if you give me the gun. I mean come on, you even said earlier that you liked the idea of women with guns.
“2) Yes, Gargoyles David Xanatos, as played by Jonathan Frakes. The second best cartoon of all time until they ruined it with the Goliath Chronicles.”
Just this once, this one time only (probably) I will admit that you are full of win. That show was awesome…until aforementioned ruination. And (apparently) unfortunately, I have never seen Exosquad.
Wow, I warranted a whole Pander response just for my post…nice. I also think that’s my first Rowr (TM).
March 28th, 2009 at 2:53 am
Okay people, if you’re going to talk about Last Blood, please come over to the Last Blood comments and do so there as well. It’s not nearly as lively (damnit Jon, now I can’t think of an alternative that isn’t a dreadful pun) over there as it is here. Just think how much fun it would be to get a thousand comments on two of Bobby’s comics.
Jon Pander: “So anyway, which one does the flipping vs the flopping anyway?”
I don’t know. My roommate wasn’t actually involved in the study, she just read about it. My guess would be left is flip, right is flop, because most people are right handed and therefore more likely to step forward with their left foot first? Maybe?
I live in Canada. We don’t study such silly things here. We just offer courses on vampires. And death and the afterlife in England. And Old Icelandic.
“It helps to build a cult following if you know what draws ‘em in.”
Have I mentioned yet that it’s rather impressive you’ve managed to create a cult that worships you on the comment board here, where they could easily be worshipping Parker or Mac? The internet is a strange and glorious thing.
Caity: “Just this once, this one time only (probably) I will admit that you are full of win.”
Probably not, sadly. He’s insidious. You’ll admit it again.
On an unrelated note, Tremors (and sequels) is excellent. Why don’t cool people with good taste like you live anywhere near me, so we could do movie marathons?
March 28th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Jessica: “On an unrelated note, Tremors (and sequels) is excellent. Why don’t cool people with good taste like you live anywhere near me, so we could do movie marathons?”
Because if all the cool people with good taste were able to meet up on a regular basis, we would realize our full potential and truly take over the world, instead of just a small corner of the interwebs.
March 28th, 2009 at 10:22 am
You know Pander, I can think of a few high school freshmen with more maturity than you at the moment. I think this whole thing has gone on for just a little too long and it’s growing stale. It was fun at first, but now….meh.
March 28th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Caity: “[to Rhonda] GET OUT OF YOUR PANTS!â€
I really have to remember to use that line on the next hot girl I see.
“No, he did not, but the fact that he didn’t made so many gun enthusiasts (and me) very very happy.”
Girls with guns. rowr.
“I’ll consider it…if you give me the gun. I mean come on, you even said earlier that you liked the idea of women with guns.
You are correct. It’s yours. Massage now. Gimme.
“I will admit that you are full of win.”
Welcome to the club.
“And (apparently) unfortunately, I have never seen Exosquad.”
Then you missed something awesome. It was a cartoon where main characters died. Sometimes for no reason at all except the fact that it was a war, and in war people die. Unlike many cartoons, it had a beginning, a middle and an end (almost – it got cancelled about 1 season before the REAL end)
“Wow, I warranted a whole Pander response just for my post…nice. I also think that’s my first Rowr (TM).”
Here’s another because of that girls with guns thing and the offer of a massage.
Rowr.
Jessica: “Okay people, if you’re going to talk about Last Blood, please come over to the Last Blood comments and do so there as well. It’s not nearly as lively (damnit Jon, now I can’t think of an alternative that isn’t a dreadful pun)”
I forgive you.
“My guess would be left is flip, right is flop, because most people are right handed and therefore more likely to step forward with their left foot first?”
What about people who speak Hebrew (they read right to left)]
“I live in Canada. We don’t study such silly things here. We just offer courses on vampires.”
Which is quite useful.
“And death and the afterlife in England.”
Equally useful – people do die after all.
“And Old Icelandic.”
….
I got nothin.
“Have I mentioned yet that it’s rather impressive you’ve managed to create a cult that worships you on the comment board here, where they could easily be worshipping Parker or Mac?”
Considering how awesome Mac is, yes I do find it impressive.
“Probably not, sadly. He’s insidious. You’ll admit it again.”
I’ll keep bringing up old cool TV shows and cartoons until she does.
“On an unrelated note, Tremors (and sequels) is excellent. Why don’t cool people with good taste like you live anywhere near me, so we could do movie marathons?”
I live in NYC. But fortunately most of my friends have equal taste in movies as I do, except for most of the girls I date, who have no ‘cool radar’ when it comes to movies. The last one didnt even like Army of Darkness. ASH! HOUSEWARES…. and she didnt like it!
Caity: “Because if all the cool people with good taste were able to meet up on a regular basis, we would realize our full potential and truly take over the world, instead of just a small corner of the interwebs.”
The revolution will come.
The revolution will not be televised, it will be web-streamed.
Ellie: “You know Pander, I can think of a few high school freshmen with more maturity than you at the moment.”
Immature but puppy-friendly at least!
“I think this whole thing has gone on for just a little too long and it’s growing stale.”
This is the forum that never ends…. it just goes on and on and on…
“It was fun at first,”
Some people started posting, not knowing what it was….
“but now….meh.”
But now they just keep posting here forever just because….
March 28th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
5 weeks *sigh* I’m already down to checking this thing only once every few weeks, and nothings happening :-/
Kinda sad, alot of people will simply cease following the comic, I believe.
Anyhow, best wishes and hopefully there’ll be something up, soon.
March 28th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
For the record, Pander, I happen to have two dogs and they’re perfectly happy. For proof, check my name.
March 28th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Pander: “You are correct. It’s yours. Massage now. Gimme.”
*sigh* the things I do for a good weapon…but just this once! ::massage/backscratch combo::
“Then you missed something awesome. It was a cartoon where main characters died. Sometimes for no reason at all except the fact that it was a war, and in war people die. Unlike many cartoons, it had a beginning, a middle and an end (almost – it got cancelled about 1 season before the REAL end)”
Hmm, I’ll have to search the interwebs sometime and see if I can find it.
Ellie: “For the record, Pander, I happen to have two dogs and they’re perfectly happy. For proof, check my name.”
Dawww! Puppies!! (pretty much all dogs are puppies in my eyes heh) *squee!* ::feeling conspicuous, clears throat:: I mean…they’re very cute ::shifty eyes::
“The last one didnt even like Army of Darkness. ASH! HOUSEWARES…. and she didnt like it!”
How…what…my mind doesn’t even comprehend! How can one *not* like Army of Darkness! That movie is full of awesome and win!
“The revolution will come.
The revolution will not be televised, it will be web-streamed.”
Of course, that would be the next most logical step.
March 28th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Umm, weird…I definitely had more on that last message…I don’t know where it went. But anyway.
Ellie: “For the record, Pander, I happen to have two dogs and they’re perfectly happy. For proof, check my name.”
Daww! Puppies!!! (almost all dogs are puppies in my eyes)) *squee!* ::feeling conspicuous, clears throat:: I mean…they’re very cute ::shifty eyes::
March 28th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Heh, thanks. This was actually taken when we first got the brown one, Kobalt. He turns 2 this July and the other one, Fritzi is six. All perfectly happy and healthy ^_^ Well, actually Kobalt’s a little fatty, but he’s got hypothyroidism, so we’re working on that…
March 28th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Ok, does anyone not wonder why this hasn’t been updated in more than a month? The page is at 110 on TopWebcomic and dying…..
March 28th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
No we don’t wonder. We assume captain creator has a real life, wherein stuff happens, and things like comics are less important than said stuff. Or maybe he got bored. That happens too. Wouldn’t be the first comic to die in the middle. But who cares? It’s just a comic. A good one, but just a comic all the same.
March 28th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
okay this has turned into a chat blog, apparently everyone forgot there’s supposed to be a new comic up there
if you read from the top to the bottom, you can see the comments degrade from comic input to b-list movie reviews, what seems to be a novels worth of talk about dogs
and it also appears that people are just posting gigantic lists of comment quotes, so we are LITERALLY REPEATING OURSELVES
it take about 10 minutes to scroll down to the bottom of this god forsaken page
AT LEAST UPDATE THE BLOG CROSBY
March 28th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
hmm, now even more weird, what I thought had disappeared from that other post somehow moved from the end of the comment where I typed it to in the middle, making the second post superfluous. Pander, call off your demons already, sheesh!
coughman: “b-list movie reviews, what seems to be a novels worth of talk about dogs”
No offense, but I am entirely amused that of everything that’s been posted on this comment board, *those* are the things you picked up on.
“people are just posting gigantic lists of comment quotes, so we are LITERALLY REPEATING OURSELVES”
might look that way to people who are skimming, but actually it’s to show that we’re responding to someone who previously posted. It’s a lot easier than having the person try to figure out who you are talking to and exactly what from your post they are replying to. Just thought I’d answer that quandary.
And anyway, if this comment board is so irrelevant, then don’t check it anymore, or if you’re seeing if Crosby made any mention of what’s going on, try Ctrl +F and type his name. That way you don’t have to wade through all the hullabaloo. There’s really no need to update the blog until the comic is updated, I mean why ruin our fun while we wait for an update? If he did that, then suddenly more attention might be drawn to the fact that he *hasn’t* updated, causing more people to complain about said state of affairs.
Really, all this chaos is a strange form of crowd control if you think about it. I mean out of 800+ comments, only maybe a dozen are complaining about a lack of update. :::snickers::: It could be a slogan, “Keep the peace, add to the insanity.”
Whether he updates or not is his prerogative (I did not know ‘prerogative’ was spelled that way. Huh! Thought it was ‘perogative’…learn something new every day) and his business. Artists/writers have lives too, in this case, one of each, so that’s two people to keep in mind. So while we wait, we might as well have a little fun.
March 29th, 2009 at 12:43 am
Ellie: “For the record, Pander, I happen to have two dogs and they’re perfectly happy. For proof, check my name.”
They’re likely too old to be considered puppies, and thus are safe from your puppy-brutalizing wrath. Fortunately for them, you joined the horde after they were no longer considered puppies. Pray they never find out what you are doing to their kind, though, or they will take up arms against you when the revolution comes.
Caity: “*sigh* the things I do for a good weapon…but just this once! ::massage/backscratch combo::”
I love this girl, folks.
“Hmm, I’ll have to search the interwebs sometime and see if I can find it.”
You’ll thank me.
“Dawww! Puppies!! (pretty much all dogs are puppies in my eyes heh) *squee!* ::feeling conspicuous, clears throat:: I mean…they’re very cute ::shifty eyes::”
Don’t be fooled by the barbarian queen’s tricks – the horde only kicks puppies, which means less than 1 year old. Those dogs are 1 year or older, which is the only reason they are safe from her nefarious wrath.
Cute widdle doggies!
Arentcha good boys? Yes you are… oh yes you are!
“How…what…my mind doesn’t even comprehend! How can one *not* like Army of Darkness! That movie is full of awesome and win!”
She was obviously a psycho nutcase.
Ellie: “He turns 2 this July and the other one, Fritzi is six.”
Ha! Not puppies! Prove me wrong by showing me a puppy aged 1 or younger whom you have not brutally karate-chopped!
I didn’t think so!
Sean: “Ok, does anyone not wonder why this hasn’t been updated in more than a month?”
Bobby wants to let the other webcomics have a false sense of security before he strikes, destroying them all.
Judas: “No we don’t wonder. We assume captain creator has a real life,”
You lie!
“wherein stuff happens,”
Stuff never happens!
“and things like comics are less important than said stuff.”
Stuff is meaningless!
“Or maybe he got bored.”
Bobby never gets bored!
“That happens too.”
Never!
“Wouldn’t be the first comic to die in the middle. But who cares?”
archont and sean do!
“It’s just a comic.”
No, it’s real! I met Parker once. She peed on my shoes.
coughman: “okay this has turned into a chat blog,”
Whenever I post that tends to happen, I find. Anywhere.
“apparently everyone forgot there’s supposed to be a new comic up there”
Can’t blame them, with the talk about shower orgies and wet t-shirt contests and jell-o wrestling. It can distract even the most steely of wills.
“if you read from the top to the bottom, you can see the comments degrade from comic input to b-list movie reviews, what seems to be a novels worth of talk about dogs”
And the comments at the top started so pure, about lesbian vampire shower orgies.
“and it also appears that people are just posting gigantic lists of comment quotes, so we are LITERALLY REPEATING OURSELVES”
My fault.
“it take about 10 minutes to scroll down to the bottom of this god forsaken page”
We’re going for a guiness record.
March 29th, 2009 at 7:47 am
Actually Pander, if you know anything about dogs, you know that they’re considered puppies until they are five years old, so technically I do have a puppy in my house. And I’ve never once karate-chopped, kicked, punted, smacked, whipped, or tortured that puppy in any way.
March 29th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Wow…. you don’t check the updates for a few days and suddenly comment count went from 300 to 800. *whistle*
March 29th, 2009 at 11:14 am
*paints Pander’s stomach* Madam S, I’d gladly do anything you want me to! Just let me finish Worshipping first…*glides fingers down*
March 29th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
*checks webpage*
Dang… 800+ comments, no new comic… dang.
Okay, now taking bets on the next comic.
1:1 Parker goes upstairs, finds no one.
2:1 Parker goes upstairs, finds Guy
2:1 Guy is at home, studying for a big test
3:1 Daisy’s appointment
5:1 Parker goes upstairs, finds Daisy
50:1 Parker goes upstairs, finds Stasia
100:1 Parker goes upstairs, finds Guy, Daisy, and Stasia in various acts described in previous comments
1,000:1 Parker goes upstairs, finds Bobby Crosby
1,500:1 Parker goes upstairs, finds Remy “Eisu” Mokhtar
1,000,000:1 Parker goes upstairs, finds Bobby Crosby & Remy “Eisu” Mokhtar in various acts described in previous comments
March 29th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
I bet Parker goes upstairs and finds Guy. And Stasia’s on TV. And now we will know why the story is so embarrassing.
March 29th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
I bet Parker doesn’t go upstairs… because this comic is never going to be updated again!
Muahahahahahahahahahahaha! xD
I’m just kidding… =P
It will probably be updated some day… I think… =S
March 29th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
I’m betting she goes upstairs to find Guy passed out in some stage of undress. Most likely delirious, too, which would explain why it’s embarrassing. Or if Parker doesn’t go upstairs, Guy comes down half dead and looking dreadful…
March 29th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Ellie: “Actually Pander, if you know anything about dogs, you know that they’re considered puppies until they are five years old,”
Computing possible comebacks:
1) The factual approach: “According to most veterinarians, a dog is a puppy from birth till nine months of age. From then on, until 15 months of age, it is considered a young dog, and from then on, an adult. Nevertheless, in order to be practical, we’ll refer to dogs as adults at one year of age.” (seefido.com website) – I win!
2) The pop-culture approach: Even Dr. Evil and Dr. Claw were nice to at least one pet.
3) Technical approach: So basically, since dogs age 7 years for every 1 human year, you’d consider a 35 year old person to still be considered ‘a baby?’ The average lifespan of the average pooch is 10-15 years, so you’re saying they’re considered a puppy for between 1 third and one half of their entire life.
4) Sympathetic approach: Aw you just want to think of them as puppies forever, doncha.
5) Godwin’s Law approach: Didn’t Hitler have two dogs named Blondi and Burli?
“so technically I do have a puppy in my house.”
No, you have 2 adult dogs. If you want to stretch it and I’ll give you a 6 month leeway, you have 1 young dog and 1 adult dog.
“And I’ve never once karate-chopped, kicked, punted, smacked, whipped, or tortured that puppy in any way.”
Of course not – you werent a member of the horde until recently. Once your pooches were already safe from your karate chopping horde’s proclivities.
Memi: “Wow…. you don’t check the updates for a few days and suddenly comment count went from 300 to 800. *whistle*”
And all are strikingily as relevant to the comic as the first few!
Wait… no….
Sorta.. um… never mind
spider monkey: “Just let me finish Worshipping first…”
Yes, she has the right priorities….
“*glides fingers down*”
Lower.
Bill M.: “Okay, now taking bets on the next comic.”
It’s just like Vegas!
“1:1 Parker goes upstairs, finds no one.”
I bet against this.
“2:1 Parker goes upstairs, finds Guy”
I bet for this.
“2:1 Guy is at home, studying for a big test”
I bet against this.
“3:1 Daisy’s appointment”
I bet against this, though I want to bet for it.
“5:1 Parker goes upstairs, finds Daisy”
You’re beginning to confuse me now….
“50:1 Parker goes upstairs, finds Stasia”
Oh yeah I forgot, because Guy has the time machine. I remember that comment arc on a previous comic forum. I bet for this!
“100:1 Parker goes upstairs, finds Guy, Daisy, and Stasia in various acts described in previous comments”
I wish.
Minus Guy.
“1,000:1 Parker goes upstairs, finds Bobby Crosby”
It would explain where he’s been hiding for the last month…
“1,500:1 Parker goes upstairs, finds Remy “Eisu†Mokhtar”
See above comment.
“1,000,000:1 Parker goes upstairs, finds Bobby Crosby & Remy “Eisu†Mokhtar in various acts described in previous comments”
You know, technically if Bobby and Remy want in on this bet, they could send you to the poor house is they ‘want to win’ bad enough.
Vera: “I bet Parker goes upstairs and finds Guy. And Stasia’s on TV. And now we will know why the story is so embarrassing.”
What exactly is Guy ‘doing’ in bed while watching TV. Stasia’s #2 on FHM’s hottest babes, remember.
Myself: “I bet Parker doesn’t go upstairs… because this comic is never going to be updated again!”
That’s 1:2 odds. You bet 2 dollars, get back 1 even if you win.
“It will probably be updated some day… I think… =S”
Go with your gut instinct.
Ellie: “I’m betting she goes upstairs to find Guy passed out in some stage of undress.”
You just want Eisu to draw Guy’s dingaling.
March 29th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
coughman: “okay this has turned into a chat blog” etc.
Huge numbers of ridiculous comments are part of the Bobby Crosby comic experience (TM), silly!
Caity: “How…what…my mind doesn’t even comprehend! How can one *not* like Army of Darkness! That movie is full of awesome and win!”
Agreed.
“Because if all the cool people with good taste were able to meet up on a regular basis, we would realize our full potential and truly take over the world, instead of just a small corner of the interwebs.”
Of course. How silly of me not to think of that.
“[Jon Pander]“That only works for Batman (you know…. Mac) and David Xanatos.â€
[Caity]David Xanatos? As in “Gargoyles†David Xanatos? Geez, Pander, you’re gaining all sorts of brownie points tonight.”
Just for the record, Rowr @ David Xanatos.
And Owen must be one of the top ten henchmen ever.
Jon Pander: “[me]“(damnit Jon, now I can’t think of an alternative that isn’t a dreadful pun)â€
[Jon]I forgive you.”
I wasn’t asking for forgiveness. I was assigning blame.
“What about people who speak Hebrew (they read right to left)]”
I don’t know. You’ll have to look up the study.
“[me]“And Old Icelandic.â€
[Jon]….
I got nothin.”
I would very much like to be a cross between Daniel Jackson and Rupert Giles.
“The last one didnt even like Army of Darkness. ASH! HOUSEWARES…. and she didnt like it!”
Blasphemy!
You obviously date the wrong women.
You obviously date the criminally insane.
“We’re going for a guiness record.”
Does anyone actually know the Guiness record, or if there even is one?
Bill M. “Okay, now taking bets on the next comic.
…
1,000,000:1 Parker goes upstairs, finds Bobby Crosby & Remy “Eisu†Mokhtar in various acts described in previous comments”
You know what? I’ll put a dollar on that. I do buy lottery tickets from time to time, after all.
March 29th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Actually I meant that she’s giving him more attention then I was. though… your free to do what you want.~
March 29th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Jessica: “Huge numbers of ridiculous comments are part of the Bobby Crosby comic experience (TM), silly!”
Dangit…. I missed the ability to trademark something.
“Just for the record, Rowr @ David Xanatos.”
I will admit that Jonathan Frakes is full of win.
“And Owen must be one of the top ten henchmen ever.”
True.
“I wasn’t asking for forgiveness. I was assigning blame.”
ohh. Well…. good job then.
“I don’t know. You’ll have to look up the study.”
My college didn’t have such cool courses to study as flipflopology.
“I would very much like to be a cross between Daniel Jackson and Rupert Giles. ”
…
I still got nothin.
I swear, this forum makes me wish I knew girls who liked this sort of stuff in real life, instead of the ones I wind up going out with.
“Blasphemy!”
I know. She’s nuts. We broke up, obviously.
“You obviously date the wrong women.”
Obviously.
“You obviously date the criminally insane.”
Again, obviously. Sometimes, being hot is just not enough if the girl is that nuts.
“Does anyone actually know the Guiness record, or if there even is one?”
I’ll do some research and get back to you.
“You know what? I’ll put a dollar on that.”
Hehe, I just envisioned Robocop when I read that.
I’ll buy that for a dollar!
That nutso girl didn’t get why thta movie was cool either.
March 29th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
*finishes Pander off* Hehehe… Pander-sensei’s completely covered in paint!!! Rainbow Pander!!! OH!!*grin**singsong*Mada-am S, do you want a Full Body Massage? Or have I been to naughty? Do I deserve a spanking?*looks deeply into Madam Sydney’s eyes with a mischievous smile at her lips*
March 29th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
spider monkey: “*finishes Pander off*”
Rowr.
“Pander-sensei’s completely covered in paint!!!”
Love how she calls me Pander-sensei. I feel like a samurai.
“Rainbow Pander!!!”
Apparently a hippie samurai.