Page 80: Horrible Person
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Guy is a horrible person.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
LIES!
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
RIDE THE GIRAFFE WOMAN! RIDE IT!
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Aww, Guy is not utterly horrible, just human. And…Parker doesn’t look so good… I would’ve said she doesn’t look so hot, except really, in the circumstances, I think she does. Very hot. Heat stroke hot. This can’t be good.
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:25 pm
There you have it — incontrovertible truth that Guy is a horrible horrible person. Yeah, right.
I don’t think that’s the real reason he married Stasia. Perhaps he got caught up in the moment. Perhaps he didn’t want to look like a plain old dimwit in front of thousands of people and cameras. Being straight or gay didn’t have anything to do with it.
So are we going to see a Sore Thumbs cameo?
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Get on the damn giraffe Parker!
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:26 pm
But things seem to be working good! Right?…
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Deep character development here, Bobby. I like it. And that “being a macho” kind of pressure is totally believable and plausible.
I am loving this comic more and more, and I don’t know whether to be happy about each new page or sad it’s going to be over.
I guess I’ll just have to help making this webcomic MORE popular and bring on the fanfiction.
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:39 pm
“I don’t think that’s the real reason he married Stasia. Perhaps he got caught up in the moment. Perhaps he didn’t want to look like a plain old dimwit in front of thousands of people and cameras. Being straight or gay didn’t have anything to do with it.”
But he already explained in page 17 he didn’t want to be branded as gay
http://www.marrymemovie.com/main/2007/04/16/page-17/
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I always thought Guy was awful. Regular evil incarnate, yep yep.
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:47 pm
You know…now that he puts it that way…
Guy Sucks!
What a jerk. I hate ‘im!
No really…this could be one of those examples of good things happening for the wrong reasons.
At least Janny sees him for the awful person he is now. Pope, indeed!
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Nah, Guy is just being too hard on himself. I mean after all he could of saved some other douche bag from marrying Stasia (If they’re married at all, I’m guessing not), and as for Parker she made her own decision against Guy’s insistence that it would be dangerous for her trek the 13 or so miles to call for help.
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Now updating every hour?WOW!
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:15 pm
JUMP PARKER! YOU CAN MAKE IT!
Damn, I bet Guy is an ant murderer too! D:
But hey, fearing for your own reputation doesn’t mean that you don’t support your best friend. It just means that you’d like to have a girlfriend in the future.
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Whoever said Parker would ride the giraffe in the last comic, I was laughing at you and thinking ‘what a dummy’.
Now I’m thinking you might be a visionary.
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:26 pm
At least Parker has put her The Question mask back on – that should help with the heat stroke a bit.
And before anyone says that it’s just a drawing style… Eisu’s just saying that to throw us off track from the truth, that Parker is the superhero known as The Question. Deceiving us in plain sight. Very tricky, Eisu…. very tricky indeed.
And Guy should know darned well… it’s cool for women to be gay because like Howard Stern found out a long time ago (as did another webcomic artist Tailsteak from 1/0) … lesbians are great for the ratings. Gay men… not so much. Unless you’re talking about Queer Eye for the Straight Guy or Will and Grace. Which suck.
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Yeah, Guy’s a horrible person… And I’m a cannabilistic hippopotamus…
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Ahh, the giraffe mocks me with its long-necked cuteness.
I don’t think his reason for marrying Stasia is exactly THAT bad. Its not the greatest, but c’mon. Everyone has moments of panicking over what people think. Even people who “don’t care what people think” have those moments.
Atleast he has the guts to admit it.
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Yep Guy is human, he is a super guy, but he is Human to worry about what other people think. But I’m sure would have said “yes”, too. If 15,000 screaming loyal fans to a popstar were behind me. I would worried about being killed by a riot of male fans try to press their suits, after I turn Stasia down. But I would think to think that Guy and Stasia may have make a connect as their eyes met. They knew each other on some level, even if they had just met. Soulmates… Love at first sight. it happens more often then people think.
Janny is just being a woman in labor, in pain and… Her envy is showing…
Meanwhile Parker is in trouble, Will she have enough energy to pass on her message or just pass out? She is crazy about a pretty nice crazy. I am wishing I could date her. Nice touch with the grafiffi
PBH
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:43 pm
I know that’s what Guy said was the reason, but people can (and often do) lie to themselves.
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:49 pm
“At least Parker has put her The Question mask back on – that should help with the heat stroke a bit.
And before anyone says that it’s just a drawing style… Eisu’s just saying that to throw us off track from the truth, that Parker is the superhero known as The Question. Deceiving us in plain sight. Very tricky, Eisu…. very tricky indeed.”
A joke can go so far before I feel insulted… seriously
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Not that I’m insulted right now, I’m just telling Jon Pander not to go too far
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Yep Guy is human, he is a super guy, but he is Human to worry about what other people think.
But I’m sure would have said “yesâ€, too. If 15,000 screaming loyal fans to a popstar were behind me. I would worried about being killed by a riot of male fans try to press their suits, after I turn Stasia down. But I would like to think that Guy and Stasia made a connect as their eyes met as he held that sign.. They knew each other on some level, even if they had just met. Soulmates… Love at first sight. it happens more often then people think.
Janny is just being a woman in labor, in pain and… Her envy is showing…
Meanwhile Parker is in trouble, Will she have enough energy to pass on her message or just pass out? I hope she will be okay…
She is crazy about a pretty nice crazy. I am wishing I could date her, now. Nice touch with the giraffe
PBH
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Monkeys are lazy. XD
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:01 pm
but don’t we already know guy is horrible? he wants to be a pirate. oh wait… that is what parker said about him. is she horrible? as everyone knows giraffaphiles are highly suspect.
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Hahaha, I love how Guy’s hair gets poofier and poofier… yay humidity! :>
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Ride the giraffe, Parker! Ride like the wind!
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Who was the awful school conselor that guy was refering to?
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:42 pm
You’re not gonna kill her, are you?
If you do I’ll switch Marry Me out with Sore Thumbs. >:]
May 23rd, 2008 at 9:12 pm
nooo! my poor parker!
i see the dark skin under her eyes!!
save her bobby! save her!
id like to see guy have proof of his horribleness that doesnt involve the stasia thing
May 23rd, 2008 at 9:43 pm
hmmm… is it me or does Parker really look like a vampire in this comic?
May 23rd, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Wow, this comic is amazing. I just found it
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Maybe I’ve been playing too much GTA 4, but i think parker should totally jack that ride away from those monkeys……. but then she might have to face monkey justice. Maybe bribe them with a bananna or some chips?
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:25 pm
I quite liked Guy’s little confession today, which is good because his perfection thing he had going on the last few comics was turning me off of the story.
And to Jon Pander: In recent times, gay guys are popular. Perhaps not for the right reasons, but they are. TV loves them, Movies love them, fan girls go crazy over them. They’re everywhere.
Lesbians get to be on posters in horny guys’ rooms. They don’t get TV shows or people wanting to be their friends just because they’re lesbians. <<,, I’d rather be a gay guy than a lesbian.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:31 pm
It could be the sun… The vampire’s #3 enemy (#’s 1 and 2 being silver and fire).
May 24th, 2008 at 12:34 am
I don’t know. That’s just a little self centered and human. Did he steal a Christmas tree from a charitable organization one year? That would be getting there… 8^)
May 24th, 2008 at 12:58 am
For admitting it once again the real reason that he agreed to the marriege (at first) Makes me like Guy even more. Atleast he doesn’t lie and say ‘I fell in love at first site’. Or ‘I was a huge fan all along’. It makes him more admirable becuase he is being honest. Though now its a diffanate yes he likes her she likes him. Even if they aren’t legaly married (I think they are *crosses fingers*) I can see wedding bells in the future. And think about all that publicity.
‘Stasia does get married for real this time and to the same Guy. It seems it it was true love at first sight’
Okay the head line might not be that long but still you understand what I’m saying.
RUN PARKER RUN……Remember the blood you had and how it fuels your energy!
May 24th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Quick! Someone get her a packet of O-Negative and a straw. STAT!
May 24th, 2008 at 1:27 am
In all seriousness, Guy really is a total DB.
May 24th, 2008 at 1:31 am
I mean for god sakes, either shave or grow a beard, otherwise you just look like a douche.
May 24th, 2008 at 5:01 am
Oh no! Is the end near? Page 1 says Marry Me will run around 80 pages…. and this is page 80.
May 24th, 2008 at 5:03 am
Most likely it will end on Page 94. Sequels of some kind will almost certainly follow, though. Not movie length, but little short stories probably.
May 24th, 2008 at 5:24 am
I completely 200% agree with what Guy says about being a guidance counselor!!! My own counselor is horrible and that’s part of the reason I myself want to be one. And I do kinda feel bad for Guy, about the whole gay thing and how messed up he’s feeling about, but I’ve been on Parker’s end of things and it’s a terrible feeling.
I hope nothing bad happens to Parker…=/ Or if something does she makes a speedy recovery involving monkeys and giraffes!!! Which, by the way, was very cute and clever, I think.
May 24th, 2008 at 5:45 am
“Miller Says:
May 20th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Also, janny doesn’t know who the father is? I really can’t see her as a random roll in the hay kinda gal, so maybe artificial insemination?â€
Do you even read the comic?
“ensign_happiness Says:
May 21st, 2008 at 5:14 pm
OH, I just had a big worry.
Guy and everyone went from the US to Africa, but you need to bring a passport and to get shots and stuff before you can do that sort of travel, even if you have a private jet.
Maybe you could change the setting to someplace closer like mexicoo.â€
Has been addressed MULTIPLE times. Obviously they have passports. Good grief.
“The Skrilla Says:
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:31 pm
It could be the sun… The vampire’s #3 enemy (#’s 1 and 2 being silver and fire).â€
In traditional literature silver has nothing to do with vampires whatsoever. That’s a recent addition, mostly from movies, particularly the Blade movies based on a Marvel comic. Wood stake and decapitation, both, were the traditional way to kill vampires. Then sunlight. And sunlight isn’t even an issue in the LB universe…
May 24th, 2008 at 6:56 am
Uh, just out of curiosity, where are NO PINK PONIES updates?
Just asking…
May 24th, 2008 at 7:23 am
Wow. Watching him say how horrible he is JUST makes in ALL the more UN-horrible!!
Parker is cute again here too.
May 24th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Monkey’s on a giraffe……(is that the same giraffe Parker nearly ran over twice, back for revenge?)
Yet another quality page. I do think Janny is testing him because she does know the truth and wants to be sure about him. Whether to keep him or let him go.
Parker steps up to bat. It’s a shame she can’t call her pink haired friend with a tennis ball shaped head brother and doctor friend who could help.
May 24th, 2008 at 7:54 am
Eisu: “A joke can go so far before I feel insulted… seriously”
I assure you Eisu, it’s all said out of love.
“Not that I’m insulted right now, I’m just telling Jon Pander not to go too far”
Totally said out of love. I kid, I kid.
May 24th, 2008 at 7:56 am
Tseng predicts the next comic, in a feature that has run for two comics now but which Tseng hesitates to call a regular feature because he may not feel like doing one in the future, or he may, really, if he feels like it, but he doesn’t want to commit to it or anything!
1. After passing out in the heat, Parker is rescued by a meerkat and a warthog, however their party is set upon by rabid monkeys on giraffes, led by Louis Prima and Phil Harris.
2. First having said he married Stasia because he felt he could help her, then having told Janny he married her so no one would think he was gay, Guy explains to Stasia’s father the truth – that he really married Stasia because Nazi scientists had determined her to be the perfect genetic match for his super-genes, and eventual mother of a race of supermen destined to rediscover Hyperboria. At first repulsed by this, upon reflection Stasia’s father finds Guy a kindred spirit, and bids them to “Breed, my children . . . breeeeeed” (hey, look at that, Tseng can make a prediction that’s not a pop culture reference! Sort of.)
3. Guy has a secret – he really is an ant murderer. Learning of this, Stasia rejects him . . . but when giant African ants unite together to make Stasia the colony’s permanent entertainment, it may take an ant murderer to save her. An ant murderer . . . and a flamethrower.
4. There is no #4.
5. Parker is not actually the question, but is in fact a shapeshifting security guard from a space station orbiting a distant planet. Due to an alien race messing with the time stream, she has been forced to return to 20th century Earth and set things right. When asked why she got such a marginally unknown historical event as Stasia’s goodwill honeymoon of Africa, she replies, “Well the damn android from that spaceship got the Mark Twain assignment, this was the only one left.”
May 24th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Oh yeah, and Eisu – #5 is totally a joke. I adore your art, both in this comic and No Pink Ponies.
May 24th, 2008 at 8:03 am
Cami: “And to Jon Pander: In recent times, gay guys are popular. Perhaps not for the right reasons, but they are. TV loves them, Movies love them, fan girls go crazy over them. They’re everywhere.”
So you went crazy over that gay guy on Survivor who ran around naked?
Ew. Why couldn’t it have been Megan Fox after a little ‘experimenting’ instead? I assure you – triple the viewership if it was.
“Lesbians get to be on posters in horny guys’ rooms.”
God bless those posters. *sniff*
“They don’t get TV shows or people wanting to be their friends just because they’re lesbians.”
I’d like to be a lesbian’s friend. If they’re the wild kind who get drunk and have loose morals often. Not the butch kind.
“I’d rather be a gay guy than a lesbian.”
If you’re a woman, that does makes sense.
Often, I feel that I am a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.
Before anyone labels me a homophobe, I’m no more that than I am a mysognist sexist pig. Okay not a good comparison since I’ve been previously called that as well. How about this — I’m just joking. I say things out of love. I kid, I kid.
May 24th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Oh I’d also like to say about Guy’s admission of doing something horrible…
Truly, Guy is the equivalent of the love child of Darth Sidious and Adolf Hitler. I should have guessed it from the start. How dare he not want people to think he’s gay and want to have sex ever again. What a foul villainous, miserable excuse for a person is he!
May 24th, 2008 at 8:09 am
Tseng….
Dude, I can’t top your predictions here. They were just too good.
May 24th, 2008 at 9:31 am
I thought I had bad times
May 24th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Hi Bobby.
Hi Eisu.
<3
May 24th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
is it just me, or does the giraffe look upset about something?
May 24th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
What must ultimately define an individual as horrible is not just an action ill considered and carried through on but a moment’s contemplation, but what they do about that action, and how they feel about it.
Guy is attempting to make it right by giving the relationship a chance. A good start. More importantly, is his genuine feelings of guilt over what he did, and that, ultimately defines him more than the mistake that resulted in such guilt.
A good person who makes does a bad thing feels guilt.
A horrible person who does a bad thing does not.
May 24th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
ugh. Brain not terribly functional tonight. Garbling up the way I say things.
May 25th, 2008 at 1:31 am
Guy’s not horrible. What kind of “horrible person” would be friends with Parker, the outcast. It takes a lot to stand up for someone when no one else will.
May 25th, 2008 at 6:10 am
“Hahaha, I love how Guy’s hair gets poofier and poofier… yay humidity! :>”
Or yay artist’s inconsistencies… seriously, I need to work on my consistency…
May 25th, 2008 at 7:23 am
You know, the fact that he can recognize that and admit it really doesn’t make him horrible. Maybe he had a bad motive or made a bad choice, but facing up to that only increases his insane perfection.
May 25th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Of course Guy isn’t horrible. We all love Stasia, and we’d be outraged if she ended up with yet another horrible boyfriend. He needs the mark of decency that he’s irked with himself for doing this. It’s possible that it’s his instinct when he has a hysterical woman to deal with – if she’s focused on something besides her own issue at that moment, then they’ll be able to get through it easier.
I don’t think Guy had any deeper reason for marrying Stasia. That’s probably heartless to any die-hard romantics out there, but he only knew about Stasia through Parker before the concert. And I don’t think some sort of spark leapt from Stasia to Guy – she gave the impression that she might have married any guy in the audience that night, Guy just happened to be the closest one who ‘asked’.
I do think that Guy’s realizing what a cool person she is. Right now, I’d guess he’s of the mindset that if he has to be married to one person for the rest of his life, he could do a lot worse than Stasia. I think the comic’s going to come around to him realizing that Stasia’s the only one he’ll ever want to be with. The original marriage will have been proved null, so they’ll have to get married again. Parker will enthusiastically try to organize everything, and Janny (with baby in tow) will calm that hysteria down into something that runs smoothly.
Stasia will start doing concerts at Guy’s high school, increasing teen awareness in charity. Parker will find herself in the role of crazy babysitter more than a few times. Stasia’s dad will never really go away, or change, but one area of his business will take a nosedive in Tokyo or something that’ll keep him very busy for several months. Janny will always be in Stasia’s life, but with the baby she’s not traveling with her as much. There are a few entertaining moments with Stasia dealing with diapers and the like, and Guy once again proving himself ridiculously capable.
Denny will go on to greatness, making up for his lack of dialogue in the rest of the comic.
May 25th, 2008 at 8:21 am
Woah.. so.. Guy looks super sexy in panel 4. The chubby cheeks.. just want to pinch and kiss… ><
May 25th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Yeah…yeah, that TOTALLY makes him a horrible person. One bad thing out of hundreds of other perfections. He’s unreal. O.o
I want him to marry meee. <333333
May 25th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Oh my Parker looks tired B:
But who would be a bubble of energy while running so much?
Parker’s no super women…
As for looking and digging for some faults in guy…hrm.
I don’t know if that gives a count on him being “horrible” but then it does…it balances? Yes. It does. Guy’s a one in a million thing and so is Stasia. : )
But remember Guy you have one test left.
THE FAHJA!
Or is it? I dont know. I’m not the writer. : (
May 25th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Yay, more comic goodness!
The closer to Umoja she gets, the more the lazy monkeys mock our beloved antihero. Will she stray from her half-marathon to feed on one of the monkey’s blood? Will Guy reveal his greatest secret, the secret origins of his scraggly beard? Will Janny break Denny’s hand as she fights her labor pains? Will Chuck Norris step in and protect Stasia’s dad from a rampaging elephant? Find out in the next exciting installment of Marry Me. Same honeymoon time, same honeymoon station!
May 25th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
guy sucks!! XD
poor man, he seems very guilty about Parkers situation… hope she doesnt die! … no, i hope she dies, so he can feel more guilty! XD yeah!!
May 25th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Really, Guy can’t even be that horrible when he trys.
We all do things that we’re not proud of and we feel bad about, but then to admit it, and to show he feels bad, it kinda cancles out the horribleness in the first place (in Guys case at least). I mean, at least he feels bad about it.
Stasia really did find a good one.
Anyways, loving the comic and artwork, keep up the fantastic work, and please forgive me for any spelling mistakes in this comment.
May 25th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
“Arato Says:
May 25th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
guy sucks!! XD
poor man, he seems very guilty about Parkers situation… hope she doesnt die! … no, i hope she dies, so he can feel more guilty! XD yeah!!”
There’s a slight floor in your plan.
PARKER CANNOT DIE! I FORBID IT!
May 25th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
ANT KILLER! OH THE HORROR.
May 25th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
“parkers” don’t die… they just don’t >_>
May 26th, 2008 at 12:01 am
You know
listening to talk I realize something
I’m A real jerk
I mean come on, I dont even give blood, no wonder I’m single
dam I suck
May 26th, 2008 at 2:01 am
All I’m going to say is that Stasia could have done far, far worse.
May 26th, 2008 at 3:56 am
Ironically, I also thought Guy was perfect up until this moment. But then I’d also forgive him that one.
May 26th, 2008 at 6:00 am
Bah. He’s earned the right to be somewhat horrible. He’s a great guy (ha, pun) and he’s earned the right to be a selfish a bit.
May 26th, 2008 at 8:04 am
great characters. love the comic. KEEP WRITING IT!!
May 26th, 2008 at 9:02 am
awe, I still love you Guy, you’re still perfect in my eyes! And Parker will make it, and man, those monkeys are freakin’ lazy! I wonder if she’ll start riding one! That’d be cool!
May 26th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Now I want to see some love for Parker…she deserves it…
May 26th, 2008 at 9:41 am
that last thank you from guy needs a longer speech indicator, though forever that it was from out of frame.
May 26th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Loving the comic so far Bobby! I even made a piece of fan-art for it (I didn’t draw it, but it’s Parker so…hmm).
http://lovely-blood-rose.deviantart.com/art/Monkey-envy-86788097
May 26th, 2008 at 11:15 am
I say Parker rides the Giraffe. (Although lieterally speaking, I have no idea how she would possibly get ON one … o.O But hey, it’s Parker. The laws of reality bend around her.)
~Istra~
May 26th, 2008 at 11:46 am
I TOO Did a piece of fan art… just to show how horrible Guy is… lol
I agree with whoever it was above that said.. well… Guy is a guy..
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/8053/stasparkfy0.jpg
May 26th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
“I TOO Did a piece of fan art… just to show how horrible Guy is… lol”
Wow. Parker really -is- going to wear those pants for the rest of her life. D:
May 26th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
I don’t doubt it. XD
Sorry for some reason the 11″x11″ Pic doesn’t display as big as it is.. Guy’s caption reads, “K.. I don’t know whether to think this is bad… or really.. Hot.”
May 26th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
“Parker’s no super women…”
Yes she is, she tore down an entire building with her hands.
I would not want to be on her bad side x)
May 26th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Do Giraffes really have a bald spot like that?
May 26th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
“I say Parker rides the Giraffe. (Although lieterally speaking, I have no idea how she would possibly get ON one … o.O But hey, it’s Parker. The laws of reality bend around her.)”~Istra~
What, haven’t you ever seen a giraffe up on bricks? Ha! 3 to 5 the monkeys walk next comic.
May 26th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
its getting pretty interesting o.O
May 26th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
how often do thesse get posted?
May 26th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
how often do these update?
it says on the top now pdating every hour
May 26th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
No set schedule. 14 more pages in the next four weeks, though.
May 26th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
he is a robot. hes to good and loveable
May 26th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
wooooooooooo! 14 pages.. Partay!
lol.. no seriously..
I think I’m addicted to this comic…
May 27th, 2008 at 8:37 am
This is a lovely piece of character development for Guy, so thank you!
So many great comments, but Woodland Owl’s observation that all of us do things we’re not so proud of – many times those things being a course of inaction rather that active design – hits the nail on the head. Guy’s regret for his behavior marks him as a good soul.
And his reasons for marrying Stasia are probably just as multi-layered as any other person: 1) Fear of being branded “gay” by people/media, 2) Shock at getting caught up something so unexpected, 3) A touch of peer pressure, certainly (who among us can muster the will to go against the stream without mentally gearing ourselves up for it?), and 4) Maybe even a little compassion for Stasia, too, realizing that if he’d rejected her in front of that crowd, after getting caught holding a sign saying “Marry Me”, that the woman would be humilitated in from of thousands.
May 27th, 2008 at 10:06 am
The sudden outing of Parker makes her seem a lot less crazy. I mean, she’s obviously still as mad as a hatter, but up to now I’d assumed that she was a hetro fangirl with an unhealthy fascination with Stasia. That to me made her even nuttier.
Now… well, now there’s a bit more *reason* to her unhealthy fascination with Stasia. Now I’m thinking perhaps Parker isn’t as mad as previously thought.
I’m not sure how I feel about that.
May 27th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Man, I wish there was a page of nothing but Parker & the monkeys! Hehe. Riding giraffes! Oh those lazy monkeys.
May 27th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Mister`Wolfe: “is it just me, or does the giraffe look upset about something?”
Probably it’s just feeling conflicted. Maybe it wants to confess something and get a monkey off its back.
I can’t believe no one’s used that pun yet.
May 27th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Aww, well, I can see how that spur of the moment descision could be weighing on him. If you thought you married a complete stranger for all the wrong reasons, wouldn’t you feel kinda like a horrible person?
Also, Jakerino I happen to love my men scruffy!! how dare you diss the scruffy cuteness! >.<
Also, go Parker!! Ride the giraffe to safety!!!
May 27th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I wonder what stasias reaction will be!
love it!
May 27th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I predict a 40% chance parker will make it to Umoja on he own two feet, with a drink. A 20% chance of her sucking the monkey’s (and maybe the giraffe XD) blood to sustain her. A 30% chance of her taming the giraffe and making it her ride. and a 10% chance of death and character replacement (Although it would be cool to make a parker clone, can you clone vampires? O_o)
May 27th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
“The sudden outing of Parker makes her seem a lot less crazy. I mean, she’s obviously still as mad as a hatter, but up to now I’d assumed that she was a hetro fangirl with an unhealthy fascination with Stasia.”
She was outed somewhere around a million times before this page.
And there’s nothing new on this page about why Guy married Stasia. Guy told Stasia all of that early on.
May 27th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
DrMorganes, SEE: Page 17. Guy lays it out quite plainly. Bobby, you’re doing great. I check the site every day for an update (hint, hint)! Love ya!
May 27th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Is Parker the Question? I hope not. That would mean that something bad happens to Renee Montoya in the next year and half. And since we just lost the previous Question, that wouldn’t bode well for Parker’s continued survival…
There are some who think Parker needs a bit of monkey and/or giraffe blood. But did she bring her fangs? She didn’t to the last ‘Stasia concert she thought she was going to, although that may have made her resolve to always carry them….
May 28th, 2008 at 7:03 am
oh dear God O.O Poor Parker.
May 28th, 2008 at 8:03 am
lol “She is crazy about a pretty nice crazy. I am wishing I could date her”
lol he he he.. we have a lesbian vampire who rides giraffes who best friend a candidate for pope who is married to a pop star…
for those who predict crazy stuff its already crazy enough!!! love it though
May 28th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
If all men were as “terrible” as Guy, women would be the happiest creatures in the world.
May 28th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
*sits patiently for new updates*
bah, patience is so overrated..
….new update soon?
May 29th, 2008 at 1:01 am
Monkeys like shiny things. I’m sure Stasia’s stage pants (which Parker is wearing right now) have at least some “shiny” to them.
I have a feeling Parker’s going to be looking for a third pair of pants.
May 29th, 2008 at 2:51 am
Oh for all that’s holy Parker get on the damn giraffe! It’d be pysically impossible for you to actually ride it in real life but hey it’s the magic of the movies right?
May 29th, 2008 at 3:48 am
Okay, I can’t help but wonder something. Well, here. Take a look for yourself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btcOZTwp1YY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3AjfZ-iSbE&feature=related
There are definitely similarities. Is this intentional?
May 29th, 2008 at 4:03 am
Don’t know what you mean. I don’t speak that language. All I see is a super long music video where the singer is apparently in Africa at one point.
May 29th, 2008 at 7:10 am
Justin -
I’m seeing “blond pop-star who had videos in Africa and drives a tan truck”, but I’m not really seeing any visual correlations. I’m thinking this falls squarely into the realm of coincidence. Especially since up to this point Bobby hasn’t shown any deep fascination with French pop music (correct me if I’m wrong here, Bobby.)
The videos were pretty cool, though.
Besides, to acknowledge that Marry Me was inspired by France Gall would be to deny it’s true inspiration – Robert E. Howard. Think about it – all the scariest Solomon Kane stories were set in Africa. This is set in Africa. Guy is a candidate for pope. Any moment I’m expecting him to put on a puritan hat, draw a sword and a pistol, and do battle with some great evil. Possibly the baby he delivered is really a hellspawn, conceived using the blackest arts!
May 29th, 2008 at 7:41 am
Tseng wrote:”Any moment I’m expecting him to put on a puritan hat, draw a sword and a pistol, and do battle with some great evil.”
I think that’s being saved for the Last Blood/Marry Me crossover series.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Justin-
thats pretty cool, those vids….
its amazing what you can dig up especially on youtube. if we didn’t have such close contact with the author, who could say that France Gall had no influence? besides fans always make interpretations about an artist’s work so why stop now?
May 29th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Wouldn’t it be awesome if Janny & Denny got together?
May 29th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Well, the Bobby has spoken. Coincidence, it is. Thought I’d ask, though.
May 30th, 2008 at 11:40 am
JKPS613 Says: “Wouldn’t it be awesome if Janny & Denny got together?”
Janny’s womb would never be able to handle a baby that comes from Denny’s loins. Then again, if he and Janny got hitched, then Janny’s new baby would be able to grow up saying “My dad can beat up your dad”….
and mean it…….
When said to a the rest of his class collectively.
May 30th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Okay, you guys are killing me here, 7 days and no updates! What happened to one an hour?? I wanna know what happens next darn it! *cracks whip* Get to drawing and writing you two!
(I mean it all in fun, please don’t be offended.)
But seriously, with the stall here and the really really really long stall on “No Pink Ponies” I need some kind of update on at least one!
Anyway, enough of the whining, I just want to let you guys know I love your comics, and this storyline is really good…I’m hoping you can make your end of May deadline you planned on, cause I am dying to find out if we get a happy ending or not.
Kyrin
May 30th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
“I’m hoping you can make your end of May deadline you planned on”
As I’ve said many times in the past six weeks, that deadline was pushed back to June 24, since we heard from the printers that that’s the latest we could get it to them by and still have it for the San Diego Comic-Con. That deadline is also going to be very tough to meet, though.
May 30th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
: ( so its not going to be written anytime soon?
May 30th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Uh, I wrote Page 81 four days ago. There’s going to be 94 total. Please search for my comments from the past several pages for more info.
May 31st, 2008 at 12:52 am
“DrMorganes Says:
May 27th, 2008 at 10:06 am
The sudden outing of Parker makes her seem a lot less crazy. I mean, she’s obviously still as mad as a hatter, but up to now I’d assumed that she was a hetro fangirl with an unhealthy fascination with Stasia. That to me made her even nuttier.
Now… well, now there’s a bit more *reason* to her unhealthy fascination with Stasia. Now I’m thinking perhaps Parker isn’t as mad as previously thought.
I’m not sure how I feel about that.â€
Sudden outing? What the hell are you smoking? If Parker yelling “I Love You†multiple times on page six wasn’t a clue then there’s the fact that she says, “you would too if your best friend just married the love of your life!†on page 14. I think calling Stasia the ‘love of her life’ makes her orientation rather obvious. If you are still too stupid to realize by then that Parker is gay, on page 17 Guy says his best friend (who we already know is Parker) is a lesbian. Seriously, did you even read the comic? Remember when Parker asked Guy to try to get a three-way with Stasia just so she could be with her? Or the fact the sign that said “marry me†was Parker’s and guy was just holding for her? Or how about a hundred other references to the fact that Parker is gay. Anyone with a 3rd grade reading level and the IQ of a muskrat would know that Parker is a lesbian by this point in the story. Are you really that stupid?
“Mister`Wolfe Says:
May 24th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
is it just me, or does the giraffe look upset about something?â€
He does kind of look like he’s squinting or glaring. Kind of has a furrowed brow.
“Shan Says:
May 25th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
There’s a slight floor in your plan.
PARKER CANNOT DIE! I FORBID IT!â€
For some reason I laughed hysterically at there being a “floor in your planâ€. Maybe I’m just tired…
“Thomas Says:
May 26th, 2008 at 9:41 am
that last thank you from guy needs a longer speech indicator, though forever that it was from out of frame.â€
Have you tried wearing your glasses?
May 31st, 2008 at 2:38 am
Awesome page guys the only thing id comment on the page is the should be a extra panel for this shoot aftr he tells her why hes a bad guy a dun dun dun moment to where she takes it in or a pause like someone mentioned would be great.
As for parkers stuff is it me or is the heat getting to her. Pants must be burning up she looking like shes gonna pass out hopefully the giraffee is not apart of the heat making her see it.
May 31st, 2008 at 2:39 am
Good luck with comi con guys
May 31st, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Dude all I have to say is, are you seriously ending it soon ; ; you got a good thing going on here please keep it going for at least another 20-30 pages!
May 31st, 2008 at 1:40 pm
UGH. “Please search for my comments from the past several pages for more info.” It doesn’t take long.
May 31st, 2008 at 4:19 pm
“Mister`Wolfe Says:
May 24th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
is it just me, or does the giraffe look upset about something?â€
“Micah Says:
May 31st, 2008 at 12:52 am
He does kind of look like he’s squinting or glaring. Kind of has a furrowed brow.”
I think I’d be a little annoyed too if I had monkeys hanging off my neck.
I was reading through the older comics and in comic 60 Denny asks Ana what she would do if she saw a guy punch Janny. Then Janny says that she doesn’t want to talk about the father of her child, and now she’s looking for a way that Guy isn’t perfect. I know that it’s ridiculously unlikely, but I’m wondering if there was some violence (not necessarily physical!) in that relationship. But Janny is so strong-willed that I rather doubt it. It was just a thought.
June 1st, 2008 at 2:44 am
“Marie Says:
May 31st, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I was reading through the older comics and in comic 60 Denny asks Ana what she would do if she saw a guy punch Janny. Then Janny says that she doesn’t want to talk about the father of her child, and now she’s looking for a way that Guy isn’t perfect. I know that it’s ridiculously unlikely, but I’m wondering if there was some violence (not necessarily physical!) in that relationship. But Janny is so strong-willed that I rather doubt it. It was just a thought.â€
Denny’s comment about Janny getting punched is directly in response to how Stasia reacts to Guy hitting Christian to defend Parker. Plus, what possible insight would Denny have into Janny’s relationship? Why would there be any connection between that conversation and the one on this page? Plus, she could not want to talk about the father of her baby for hundreds of reasons (he might just be a deadbeat) and since Bobby said that her impregnator is not important to the story there’s really no reason to speculate.
I’m pretty sure she’s trying to find something wrong with Guy for two reasons (just my speculation). First, he just seems too damn perfect to her. She, like some of the less imaginative readers, simple can’t believe how awesome Guy is. Secondly, we’ve already seen that she is protective of Stasia and it’s reasonable to assume she would be very cautious or suspicious of the guy she married from the audience just a day or so ago. Plus, labor pain crankiness can make anyone freak out.
June 1st, 2008 at 3:39 am
The woman is in labor and annoyed, angry with Guy for being so awesome. Take away the reason for her annoyance, take away the annoyance itself. Makes for a better delivery.
In my opinion Guy had several reasons why he went on with the wedding, yet he looks most to the one that makes him feel less about himself for hey, that’s what a caring guy does. He dislikes himself (or that part of his thoughts at least) for thinking such a thing, while in essence he is being quite realistic. It’s even a good thing he didn’t think “hey, when people think I’m gay I can get some hot girls trying to change my mind”.
Anyways… as far as the giraffe goes… she wouldn’t be able to climb it and the giraffe would start running with her somewhere on it’s leg.
Or, enter the dad somewhere around the way.
Or… Parker meets someone after nearly dying of heatstroke and falls in love with her caretaker, while Guy delivers the baby.
Or… Parker nearly overheats but loses the pants to cool off.
So many possibilities, I’m quite interested in what the writer will do with the story.
June 1st, 2008 at 6:17 am
OhEmGee! You can make it, Parker!! Wow, I wasn’t able to sleep so I just re-read the entire story of MM. With this newfound inspiration and insight I surge all my energy and power into Parker as pseudo blood! You can do it!!!!!
June 1st, 2008 at 6:50 am
“I was reading through the older comics and in comic 60 Denny asks Ana what she would do if she saw a guy punch Janny. Then Janny says that she doesn’t want to talk about the father of her child, and now she’s looking for a way that Guy isn’t perfect. I know that it’s ridiculously unlikely, but I’m wondering if there was some violence (not necessarily physical!) in that relationship. But Janny is so strong-willed that I rather doubt it. It was just a thought.”
Doubt it. She’s being as protective as any older sister in her right mind would be and she’s looking to see that Ana doesn’t get hurt the way she was. The break with the father of her child was obviously not a painless one.
June 1st, 2008 at 5:00 pm
I was up at 2 AM last night, being a lonesome sailor, and sitting in front of my computer wondering where life in the navy is going to take me next.
I just got out of a 2 1/2 year long relationship a few months back that i thought was going to lead to marriage eventually, but actually just turned into my girlfriend going nuts on me everytime i spoke to any of my friends. I ended it, but have wondered what exactly i’m going to do now. Most of my buds are married already, despite only being slightly older than me. And while i know 20 is a young age to get married, i suppose it’s hard to think about going on cruise in september and having no one to come back to. This may sound silly, but at 2 AM, as i said, i decided i would just picture some random beautiful scottish redhead and type “Marry me” into the URL bar of my internet explorer.
Those words took me here.
I stayed up till 3:30 AM reading every last page up till here. And i love it. It made me smile alot. I would like to think things like this might happen in the world somewhere, and work out. I’m on an airbase in Nevada till we go home to our airbase in Washington at the end of June. And i will be checking for updates right up until we get back on the boat for two weeks at the end of july. Amazing comic, i love it, and if there is any way i can help make it a movie, let me know.
June 2nd, 2008 at 10:19 am
This comic is GREAT – how often does it get updated?
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:24 pm
“# Samgeark Says:
June 2nd, 2008 at 10:19 am
This comic is GREAT – how often does it get updated?”
ahh dear patawan, that is the true question of life.. can any of us answer it? no.. it is as sporadic as the daylight.. <..>
although i did wish it updated faster, but i know my lovelies working on the comic do have lives, just as I, so yeah..
try to be patient like the rest of us, ya?
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Micah: It was what Denny said that sparked the idea that Janny was in a bad relationship; I didn’t think that Denny knew anymore about what happened there. I should have been more clear and I apologize for the confusion. Also, I missed when Bobby said that about the father.
Mostly it was the way that she started spouting questions that made me consider the idea more. I feel silly admitting it, but I never thought “Oh hey, she’s in pain; she’s allowed to yell a little.”
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Micah: You’re kind of a jerk. Granted, the person who didn’t know that Parker is gay was kind of clueless, but there’s no cause to be such an ass. You’ve posted several rude comments to people – naturally, I’m expecting one back for calling you out – but you seriously need to calm down and work on your people skills.
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Love the comic. Love it. It’s a tad “Notting Hill” but I still love it.
Anyhoo, here’s my guess. Janny is a secret lesbian, pregnant through artifical insemination, who had a bad relationship with her secret lover and split. She’ll end up with Parker. Guy and Ana? I won’t be surprised if they aren’t really married but end up together anyway. Maybe quick a Vegas wedding to seal the deal? Possible sequels about Guy trying to gain acceptance from Ana’s dad….? I dunno, I’m talkin’ keech! But don’t change it if I hit the nail on the head or anything, it’s all good…heh.
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Samgeark Says:
“This comic is GREAT – how often does it get updated?”
Near as I can figure, Bobby writes each page, then roughs it out so Eisu will know what to draw, then Eisu draws it, in between drawing “No Pink Ponies” (which seems to be on hiatus so Eisu can just work on this project). When Eisu finishes, someone letters the dialogue in (maybe Eisu, maybe Bobby, maybe the Unknown Letterer), and then it gets posted. Or in short, when each page is ready, it gets posted, and not before.
Hopefully the next fourteen pages will get done in time to have it printed for Comic-Con. If not, I guess we wait. But I imagine good sales there will go a long way towards getting the movie green-lit.
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Eisu letters and colors. Sales of the book at Comic-Con will have zero impact on any movie stuff.
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:07 pm
By the way, I just cashed in Event #2 of the 2008 World Series of Poker.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:29 am
“# JKPS613 Says:
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Micah: You’re kind of a jerk. Granted, the person who didn’t know that Parker is gay was kind of clueless, but there’s no cause to be such an ass. You’ve posted several rude comments to people – naturally, I’m expecting one back for calling you out – but you seriously need to calm down and work on your people skills.”
–
Hey, maybe Micah is practicing to be a future critic.
Leave him to do his Micah thing.
It rocks. XD
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:02 am
I read all the comments but not one person said if its that hot parker should just get naked. it will be cooler and increase the ratings of the site too. I mean come on even if parkers gay she’s still hot.
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:25 am
“Alan Says:
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
RIDE THE GIRAFFE WOMAN! RIDE IT!”
That doesn’t sound right.
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:51 am
# Pat Says:
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:02 am
I read all the comments but not one person said if its that hot parker should just get naked. it will be cooler and increase the ratings of the site too. I mean come on even if parkers gay she’s still hot.
And get sunburned and severely dehydrated in the process? Nuh-uh, I don’t think so.
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:31 am
“And get sunburned and severely dehydrated in the process? Nuh-uh, I don’t think so.”
Thank you for your logical words of wisdom, Loreley ^_^
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:12 am
Buchanan – thank you for sharing. That was so sweet.
Samgeark – NEVER ask that question.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Don’t worry Pat. If they ever open up a Fan Art section I’m sure you’ll see lots of Parker naked.
June 3rd, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Jenn: “Hey, maybe Micah is practicing to be a future critic.
Leave him to do his Micah thing.”
Micah thinks I’m hilarious. He obviously has great taste.
bugleboy624:
“Alan Says: RIDE THE GIRAFFE WOMAN! RIDE IT!â€
That doesn’t sound right.”
Yeah, Parker would be much more into riding a camel.
Get it?! HAH!
*pause*
If you don’t get it, let me know. I’ll explain the joke. I swear it’s funny. Hilarity will ensue.
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:11 pm
I freakin’ love this comic, and if it was turned into a movie, I would honestly go to see it in theaters twenty times! Anyways, screw riding the giraffe! Parker’s gonna turn her plastic looking pants into a whip and ride one of those lazy ass monkeys!
Anyways, just wanted to thank you to Bobby and Eisu for writing/drawing this comic, because it is honestly one of the funniest/most entertaining things ever! (I use way to many exclamation points.)
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Zero impact on the movie or not, if it’s ready at Comic-Con, I will buy it!
Otherwise, I will have to rely on my FNCS.
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:07 pm
I second the thanks to Buchanan for sharing.
Hang in there! *virtual hugs*
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Jon Pander,
You are hilarious.
I like that joke. XD
Parker and her ‘camels’…..
June 4th, 2008 at 8:42 am
http://www.worldseriesofpoker.com/players/playerprofile.asp?playerID=22127
Congrats.
June 4th, 2008 at 9:00 am
Congrats on the WSOP cash Bobby!
June 4th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Bobby: Congratulations on making out good in the WSOP.
Could you lend me $20? I’ll pay you back next week.
Jenn: “Jon Pander, You are hilarious. I like that joke. XD”
Cute girl thinks I’m funny.
Awesomeness squared.
June 4th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Thanks.
Also, I lost money on the trip.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Bobby said: “Thanks. Also, I lost money on the trip.”
I was going to say something along the lines of “good job doubling up, hope you didn’t blow the winnings while you were there,” but it looks like you beat me to it.
Hopefully it wasn’t anything TOO illegal …
http://plusev.net/d/20061208.html
June 5th, 2008 at 12:00 am
Jon Pander
.. and how do you know I’m cute? huh? huh?! STALKER.
lol
Yeah… I am a fox. :}
June 5th, 2008 at 12:01 am
** a taken fox… been with my man a whole 7 years… w00t ((TAKE THAT EVERYONE WHO EVER SAID LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS DON’T WORK))** …
.. sorry.. get a lot of that.
June 5th, 2008 at 7:25 am
>># Bobby Crosby Says:
>>No set schedule. 14 more pages in the next four weeks, though.
This means 14 more pages in the next 2 weeks or so ? Wow…
June 5th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Bobby – Simultaneous congratulations on your winnings and sympathies for the trip being a net loss! If it makes you feel any better, I love +EV.
Jenn – Long distance relationships suck, but they do sometimes work. Especially after they stop being long distance, like mine.
Pander! Klaatu! Barata! Nikto!
I just really couldn’t think of anything more appropriate to say to him.
June 5th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Bobby Crosby Says: “Thanks. Also, I lost money on the trip.”
Oh. Hrm… how about $10? You know I’m good for it.
Jenn Says: “.. and how do you know I’m cute? huh? huh?! STALKER.”
Because your myspace pic proves that you are.
“Yeah… I am a fox. :}”
Rowr.
“a taken fox… ”
Dangit.
“been with my man a whole 7 years… w00t ”
Aw cmon. We’ll just keep it between you and me. And um… everyone who reads these forums.
Dangit again. No $20 and no cute girl. Well this sucks.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Tseng says: “Pander! Klaatu! Barata! Nikto! I just really couldn’t think of anything more appropriate to say to him.”
Sadly, quoting Army of Darkness -is- the perfect thing to say to me.
June 5th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Now probably only gonna be 12 more pages, and I’m pretty worried about being able to finish that in time. Eisu’s been busy.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Pander … LOL
Bobby .. awwwwww
June 6th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
# Jon Pander Says: Sadly, quoting Army of Darkness -is- the perfect thing to say to me.
Aww… I thought Tseng was referencing Tron… oh well, both reference back to the awesome movie The Day The Earth Stood Still… ahh, classic Sci-Fi directed by a master.
June 7th, 2008 at 2:21 am
Ya Gort, I gronk!!
June 7th, 2008 at 3:57 am
Jenn: Thank you. And you weren’t lying…fox.
Marie: Sorry if I was overly harsh. I still can’t figure out what the heck Denny said to lead you down that train of thought, but whatever.
Mr. Pander: LOL…
“JKPS613 Says:
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Micah: You’re kind of a jerk. Granted, the person who didn’t know that Parker is gay was kind of clueless, but there’s no cause to be such an ass. You’ve posted several rude comments to people – naturally, I’m expecting one back for calling you out – but you seriously need to calm down and work on your people skills.â€
First and foremost, what the hell does “JKPS613†stand for? Is that some sort of reference everyone should get and I’m just out of the loop or what?
As far as being rude, I guess I’d rather be rude then stupid. I’m blunt and I try to be honest, if that offends you sorry. Well, I guess I’m not always honest, ‘cause I’m not really sorry. As far as telling me I “need to calm down†I’m rather confused about what I’ve said that makes you think I’m not calm. You can’t hear my voice, but if you could you would realize that I can very easily call someone a complete fucking idiot in a very calm rational manner. It’s not like I’m raising my voice when I type…
Oh, yeah. “Work on your people skills,†has to be some of the most worthless information/advice you can give in an anonymous comment section. We’re online man, my people skills have nothing to do with how you perceive me. Someone once asked me (don’t remember if it was on here or Last Blood) if I was really “this rude†in real life. The answer is yes and no. I have no problem telling someone they’re a complete moron to their face, but I usually don’t have to, mainly because I don’t hang around whiny half-wits.
I know you said you were “expecting one back for calling [me] out†but I’m not sure what you “called me out†on. I’ve been called a rude jerk before, and most people actually back those statements up with examples, so all you’re really doing is name calling. When I call someone stupid I usually give specific examples from their posts to illustrate how idiotic they are. Telling me to “calm down†pisses me off almost as much as it pisses Bobby off when people say that to him (trust me, he doesn’t like it). If you really want to discuss my behavior on this site give me some specific examples of what I’ve done that justifies calling me an ass. I’ll explain while I’m right, or just quote you to show why you’re just as stupid as everyone else I’ve been oh so terribly rude to.
June 7th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Geez, Micah and some others… get the bug out of your collective ass. Seriously.
June 8th, 2008 at 12:44 am
haha.. thanks micah
June 8th, 2008 at 6:27 am
Well, I’m not going to bother reading your entire post, Micah, because you did exactly what I expected, but JKPS613 is my initials & birthdate. Sorry if it bothers you…
June 8th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Buchanan,
Maybe I’m not the person to say this, but reading what you said gave ME a lift. So, thank you.
June 8th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
While the rest of you lazyasses are sitting here arguing about who’s rude, I’m going to go to Africa with a helicoptor and pick Parker up. Duh.
June 8th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Brie: Can I join you!!!!!
June 8th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
You know, I really envy people who have the time and freedom not only to READ a webcomic, but devote some of that time to perennially bitch at each other on a forum FOR that webcomic.
Seriously, dudes. Instead of getting all upset and yelling at people for being “stupid” or “a jerk,” just kick back and bask in the awesomeness that is Marry Me. And if you can’t, then for the love of God trade e-mails so you can spam each other and save the rest of us the trouble of having to sift through your posts.
June 8th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Pander Says: “Sadly, quoting Army of Darkness -is- the perfect thing to say to me.”
. . .
. . .
I don’t grok you, dude.
I don’t grok you at all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dur7gLv0te4&feature=related
June 8th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
giraffes are my favorite animals!!
June 8th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
“Well, I’m not going to bother reading your entire post, Micah, because you did exactly what I expected…”
Post translates to: “TL;DR”
Or:
“I have no valid response because you are obviously right.”
Wow I missed this crowd. How’s everybody been?
PS Micah, you rock almost as much as Bobby
June 9th, 2008 at 6:12 am
Brie: I agree…let’s go!
June 9th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Hello people. As it’s rather plain that i am new to the comic, let it be said with all frankness… that this comic is rather good, i enjoyed reading it, and i wish it would update, now that it has been said, Last Blood also par excellence. Now once again, start updating… please! As for quoting Army of Darkness… “This is my BoomStick!” one of my favorite lines of all time.
June 9th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Some things in here are a tad uncalled for. Such as comments on names. . . -cough-
: ( Rly now…it’s a comic. If people don’t understand something there’s no need to blow up if they are just now coming into it. I know for a fact Im not gonna go through every comment made on this comic since the first page.
Well anyway.
To the compliments! -BATHE IN THEM!-
I’ve been looking at the change characters have been making from th beginin’ and Guy seemed to have come out of a shell…well…maybe it’s just because we’re learning more about him? Perhaps that’s it.
I love Guy and I love Janny x3
June 9th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Thank you Brie. Finally, someone is talking sense!!
And Jenn, luv your myspace page.
June 9th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
I just now realised, THIS IS COMIC #80! does that mean the series is over already!?
June 9th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Alicia — Thanks a Ton, made it from scratch ((no generators used — Boyfriend made the background for me.))
Coughman — Are you kidding? Have you been reading the comments at all?
Bobby already said like… 100,000,000 times throughout several pages that there are gonna be like… 12 more comics.
Sorry if that response strikes you as mean, I re-read it and the tone sounds bitchy, it’s not supposed to… just confused. lol ….. Just curious.
June 9th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Yes it was but you are correct to point out that Bobby has said that a hundred million times and that people need to read the other comments before writing their own.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:33 am
hot damn…
it’s 100 some degrees out right now and i had to walk about 10 minutes to class and i wanted to die.
i certainly feel for parker.
June 10th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
poor Guy. ‘course now that he’s admitted what he’s done wrong that only makes him good because only a good person can fess up to what they have done wrong.
I <3 Guy!!
June 10th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Hello, I read last blood and No pink ponies, and just saw this one, I have a question to ask the authors since They read the last blood updates and i’m assuming they do here to becuse i hvent bothered to read the comments on any of these pages
To bobby and that other guy who isn’t owen gieni, which of you does no pink ponies? I think it’s the other guy but I cant be sure because names don’t show up on no-pink-ponies
an also, I want to notice similarities in this comic to both last blood and more, to no-pink-ponies, because in last blood there are vampires, so you know, vampcomic to comic with blood drinking crazy vamp, and also, in both no-pink-ponies and marry me, there is a crazy lesbo girl chasing after some other girl and going to extremes, but that other girl is with some hot guy and she is going to extremes to be with him
Which makes me thin that bobby wrights no-pink-ponies cause he designed this and you usually dont see that many carrying over similarities, also, If no-pink-ponies says that this will end in may, and you guys update every hour, you were expecting this to go by really fast right?
and also, bobby,is this one reason that it takes you 3 f***ing months to ubdate last blood?
Not quite complaning(shut up, i know i’m a hypocrite) about last blood, but since i check my webcomics routinely every day and am constantly finding more because i have too much time on my hands cause its summer break and that shit, and i get bored of only being able to read comments on last blood, and also, (yes this should go on last blood but i am ranting here) didn’t the owen on last blood say it would update soon?
what is taking him so long!!!
okay, now that the reant is over, I have to say that it micht actually be other guy for this comic cause last blood and this comic have the same format and then no-pink-ponies is totally different.
anyone who reads last blood will know my name from its forum area
I am likely not to post again and i am likely to keep my promise unlike mcbob(a poster on last blood)
Sorry to waste you time
June 10th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
holy crap i realised what an idiot i am,
I forgot that june is after may, i thought may was next month or farther
crap! i broke my promise, everyone forget this post
June 10th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
@ Amelia–Thank you for putting that so perfectly.
@Shlee–Yeah, I think we’ve all gone through something like that to make us feel for Parker. That’s why I want to see the next comic–in which Brie saves Parker by flying to Africa ^o^
@Jenn–No Kidding? It’s amazing! Congrazzles to you and your boyfriend for your collective awesomeness!
June 10th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
And I forgot–
@ Jon Pander
I so totally love you for your sarcastic-overtoned amazing-ness.
Sorry I can’t offer you any money or hot girls…though tell you what, if either one of us finds a cute girl we can share…I won’t tell my boyfriend ^o^ lol
June 10th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
“updates every hour?”
ITs been 5 hours since last time i was here and much longer since the page went up, get on with it already!!!!!
June 10th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Alicia — Nope, no kidding at all.
BTW I agree with both you and Shlee-Yeah about the 100 some odd degree weather… 0_< SUCKS. We should go with Brie to Africa to pick up Parker, poor girl’s gonna need some blood…. one of us is bound to eventually give in to giving some up… XD
And I also agree that Pander is awesome. lol
June 11th, 2008 at 5:30 am
I love this comic! And I’m glad you decided to end it and probably do some short story sequels because it’s always a good idea for a movie script to leave cliff hangers…though, that ussually also sucks cuz it always leaves you wanting more!!!
But it’s a good strategy I think, and there’s plenty of humor involved, some well thought out jokes and pages indeed. I’m looking forward to the next few because I’m very curious to see where this goes, and if Guy and Stasia will stay together or not. Though I think Janny has got some good points about Guy being too damn perfect. Glad to see he has all of 1 fault though, :-p
I think that my prediction would be that Stasia leaves him in one of the sequels for that reason alone, she gets to know him too well, decides that he’s too boring. She’ll find a way to figure out that the marriage was fake (despite past pages that declare it was final) and she and Guy go their separate ways…probably. :p
June 11th, 2008 at 5:36 am
Btw, the ant murderer joke was absolutely fantastic….There’s a tension with the way I imagine Janny saying that the fits the scene perfectly!
June 11th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Alicia: “I so totally love you for your sarcastic-overtoned amazing-ness.
Sorry I can’t offer you any money or hot girls…though tell you what, if either one of us finds a cute girl we can share…I won’t tell my boyfriend ^o^ lol”
*blink*
*pause*
Dear Penthouse Letters,
I never thought it could happen to me, but …
June 11th, 2008 at 10:23 am
I was wondering if there is any announcement on whether there will be an issue 81 or not. I would very much like to see how this story unveils but there have been no updates for quite some time.
June 11th, 2008 at 10:30 am
lol
June 11th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
JKPS613 Says: “Well, I’m not going to bother reading your entire post, Micah, because you did exactly what I expected, but JKPS613 is my initials & birthdate. Sorry if it bothers you…”
It bothers -me-. I was sure it was your license plate number and thought I’d play a little practical joke and report my car with that license plate number stolen…
Now who the heck did I just get sent to jail?!!
June 11th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
whens the next comic due? I’m dying to read it!!! I’ve checked here everyday since the last one wuz up
June 11th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL SINCE SUNDAY (EMERGENCY GALL BLADDER REMOVAL), HOME TOMORROW PROBABLY, NEW PAGE HOPEFULLY TOMORROW.
THERE WILL PROBABLY BE 12 MORE PAGES (ENDING AT 92) AND OUR DEADLINE FOR PRINTING THE GRAPHIC NOVEL FOR THE SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON IS JUNE 27TH, SO ALMOST CERTAINLY THERE WILL BE 12 MORE PAGES IN THE NEXT 15 DAYS OR SO. (THERE WILL BE MORE “MARRY ME” COMICS AFTER THAT, THOUGH, LITTLE SEQUEL STORIES PROBABLY.)
I HAVEN’T APPROVED ANY NEW COMMENTS IN THE PAST FEW DAYS — WILL DO THAT TOMORROW NIGHT PROBABLY. READ MY COMMENTS FROM THE PAST SEVERAL PAGES FOR THE ANSWERS TO ANY OTHER QUESTIONS YOU MIGHT HAVE. IT’S VERY SIMPLE TO SEARCH FOR MY NAME IN THE COMMENTS.
June 11th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
hope you feel better…
June 11th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
good luck bobby
hope u get better soon
June 11th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
gl on the recovery bobby
June 11th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Thanks, guys. Got a laptop for now in the hospital bed.
“holy crap i realised what an idiot i am”
You have no idea.
Gohu: Uh, no cliffhanger of any kind for this story, and all of your predictions are very wrong, but nice try!
June 11th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
cool comic, i just discovered it, and ive got to say, its really good,really really good i hope it becomes a movie good! (or it could just be updated on time, all the time lol) oh, and get well soon!!! You have a new fan.
June 11th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
*hugs*
hugs for the Bobby..
I hope things get better real quick..
<3s
June 11th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Well wishes, Bobby.
June 11th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Get well soon bobby I’m sure I’m not the only one who wishes you a speedy recovery.
June 11th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Thanks. Also, I’ve seen the black and white versions of Pages 81 and 82 and they look really good. Eisu’s the best. Waiting for color before putting them up. Writing 83 now. I think you guys are gonna like 81-83, and I’m pretty sure you’ll like 89-92 (last four pages). 84-88 are gonna be the tough ones, but hopefully they’ll turn out all right.
June 12th, 2008 at 12:52 am
Best wishes to you and I hope that you get well soon.
Can’t wait to read the new pages.
June 12th, 2008 at 1:02 am
Awww!! Bobby, Feel Better ASAP! That’s a terrible surgery to have, My grandma just had it done along side with getting half of her pancreas out.
don’t eat too much spicy food, it’s hard to handle without a gall bladder..
June 12th, 2008 at 1:40 am
Be well eh? And watch your cholesterol intake.
June 12th, 2008 at 2:39 am
hey Bobby, I think I speak for all you your fans here, under the current circumstances updates don’t matter, just take care.
June 12th, 2008 at 2:53 am
Hope you are feeling better Bobby and have a speedy recovery. Also been reading this comic for a while now and really enjoy it. Thanks guys for putting it up here for us.
June 12th, 2008 at 3:50 am
Ivan couldn’t have said it better.
June 12th, 2008 at 4:33 am
Heal fast!
June 12th, 2008 at 5:28 am
I hope you heal well and fast! I hope you don’t mind that I’ll be praying for you!
June 12th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Bobby: “BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL SINCE SUNDAY (EMERGENCY GALL BLADDER REMOVAL), HOME TOMORROW PROBABLY, NEW PAGE HOPEFULLY TOMORROW. ”
Man… I have nothing funny at all to say about that. Hope you feel better.
June 12th, 2008 at 9:15 am
get well soon !!
June 12th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Why? Why must the PTB constantly strike down my favorite creative geniuses? I swear, I’m going to go all god-slayer on them, whatever they are.
Take care of yourself, Bobby. Get well soon, all your fans will be here when you recover (especially me. I love this comic.)
June 12th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Here’s a get well card from Belgium – far away places make you feel better…? ^^
June 12th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
holy shit o_o
I hope everything goes through without a hitch.
June 12th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I had to have emergency gall bladder removal myself in the fall of 2005. It was NOT fun. I hope you heal up much more quickly than I did (of course, I was handicapped by my fibromyalgia, which slows down the healing process) and are soon feeling better. I know how much this stuff sucks! Hang in there and we’ll be here waiting when you feel up to creating (hey that rhymed!!)
June 12th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
oh dear! D=
I hope you are feeling better soon! Don’t stress to much, just heal up =D
June 12th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Get well soon!
I’m awaiting the next comic as much as anyone else, but please don’t forget that your health should come first.
June 12th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Well, as I often tell others in a similar situation:
Focus on getting better. You can focus on getting caught up when you’re better. ^_^
June 12th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
gall bladder problems suck… I hope you feel better quick
I love the comic
June 12th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Get well first, comic second. Don’t over-exert yourself, and we’ll wait as patiently as we can manage.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Cholecystectomy, ouch!
May your recovery be complication-free. Save the complications for your plots!
June 12th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
I’m sorry, I had my gall bladder removed last year. I was mis diagnosed for over a year at first my doctor told me it was anxiety attacks because my dad just got sent over seas. So they gave me these loopy pills I never took. But a year later I had a really bad attack finally went to the hospital and they told me it was my gall bladder that was Monday the very next Monday I had my surgery. Though it was emergency surgery so I got all the 5 holes in my body. Had to stay over night because i didn’t like getting put to sleep, took tons of blood from shadow veins blah blah.
Just rest get better. And be thankful you’ll never need to go through the horrible gall bladder attacks again because those sucked. So all in all. It will be better.
June 12th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
one thing that isn’t showing up in talking about parker, she is having trouble because she is a vampire, and in this world, while not dieing from the sun, it still weakens vampires in this world, which must be happening
yeah
uhuh
okay, now that i have told the writers exactly who and what their charachters are and can do, they can invade my home and shoot me in the face with a shotgun.
I’m even willing to give out an adress on request
June 12th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
predictions:
jenny has her baby on teh car and guy delivers, again.
since a hospital is not required, the y turn aoung and find stasia uconsiuse, next to a giraffe in labor.
Guy births the giraffe, and they have run out of gas so they camp out in the desert.
In the desert stasia relizes she’s gay and splits with guy to be with parker.
They get back and guy becomes a super rich awesome guy, it turns out he actually is the pope, and he maries jenny, while it turns out that guy is not really married to stasia so she legally maries parker, and they arent bothered by dad ever again because dad is a super-christian who must obey the pope, they go one to live happily ever after and there are much sex/concerts to be had from the pope-mobile
June 12th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
@ Handgunman – *Multiple spelling corrections later*…LOL, but you forgot parker from that equation. But I have faith that Bobby won’t disappoint with these last pages.
June 12th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
oh man, my mom is still healing from a gal bladder removal. We took it out thankfully. But she was getting like stomach aches over a year or 2, maybe more. idk hope you feel better, it can get misreball. (sp) dont eat too fatty foods. Dosn’t work out as great now. get well soon. Ill be praying 4 ya. XD
June 13th, 2008 at 1:24 am
Sorry to hear about the surgery. I know exactly the pain you’re feeling. I had the same thing…ten years ago. Not fun. Less fun than giving birth; which I’ve also done.
Feel better.
June 13th, 2008 at 6:46 am
Awesome comic. It makes my day! I hope yo get better soon, too
June 13th, 2008 at 7:26 am
Feel better!
June 13th, 2008 at 8:54 am
As I say in my country – “Bon rétablissement, Bobby!” –
Don’t push yourself too much, and your priority is to take care of you in the FIRST place!
My turtles are with you (especially the one named “Bobie”…:p).
June 13th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Umm, while I’m entirely comfortable with y’all taking however long you need/want, you better hurry if you’re aiming for the 27th. Health comes first though, and I’m totally fine with extra time. Heh, Last Blood updates like molasses and I still hang on its every word!
June 13th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
The only problem now that i know there are so few pages left is that i have come to the most likly conclusion of how this ends. now all i have to do is wait and see if i’m correct. I’ll even post the the story line for all to read at https://www.sharkswithfiggenlasers.org/marryme/index.php
muaaahhhhh, muaaaaahh
June 14th, 2008 at 3:08 am
I’m sending some rapid healing mojo to you, Bobby. Surgery sucks, but the inflamed gall bladder undoubtedly sucked more.
Looking forward to the 11th-hour rush of pages. (I’d say “flood,” but that would be inappropriate given the situation in the Midwest.)
June 14th, 2008 at 3:59 am
First and foremost, get well soon Bobby. Hope all goes well with the recovery.
Tseng: Props for the Heinlein reference. I grok.
“Jenn Says:
June 8th, 2008 at 12:44 am
haha.. thanks micahâ€
Thank you. It’s nice to be appreciated.
“Calia Says:
June 8th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
“Well, I’m not going to bother reading your entire post, Micah, because you did exactly what I expected…â€
Post translates to: “TL;DRâ€
Or:
“I have no valid response because you are obviously right.â€
Wow I missed this crowd. How’s everybody been?
PS Micah, you rock almost as much as Bobby â€
Wow, I wouldn’t go that far, but thank you…
“Steve Says:
June 7th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Geez, Micah and some others… get the bug out of your collective ass. Seriously.â€
Sit on it and spin, fuckwad.
“Gohu Says:
June 11th, 2008 at 5:30 am
I think that my prediction would be that Stasia leaves him in one of the sequels for that reason alone, she gets to know him too well, decides that he’s too boring. She’ll find a way to figure out that the marriage was fake (despite past pages that declare it was final) and she and Guy go their separate ways…probably. :pâ€
What past page have you read that declares that the marriage was final? Would you mind pointing that out? While you’re at it would you answer another question? Have you even read the comic?
June 14th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Honestly, I find it amazing how any of you can still be wondering about the validity of the marriage. Does no one on here bother to do 30 seconds worth of research? For that matter, has no one on here ever had any involvement with a wedding?!
Marriage requires a marriage license filed through the county. That’s what actually marries two people. NOT a bloody priest. That’s all just smoke and mirrors to make the Plebians happy.
Once a marriage license has been filled out, it needs to be returned to the County Clerk within 5 days of use. Flying off to Africa is sure eating into those 5 days…
June 14th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
micah, i don’t care what anyone else thinks..
you’re my hero..
(right after God, and Bobby, and Eisu, and my mom, and……..)
June 14th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
micah, i don’t care what anyone else thinks..
you’re my hero..
(right after God, and Bobby, and Eisu, and my mom, and……..)
so what if you’re an asshole?
you’re the best kind.. the kind that doesn’t annoy me!
=]
June 14th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Micah…. what the heck.. I was totally left out of your comments
Where’s the love?
invulove:”right after God, and Bobby, and Eisu, and my mom”
Wow… your mom doesn’t measure up to your favorite web comic writer and artist….. harsh. Well… after all Bobby and Eisu do provide you with computer reading enjoyment, and your mom did only give birth to you. I bet she couldn’t write a webcomic or draw one to save her life.
I’m actually just peeved that you didn’t include me in there.
I’d have even been willing to go after your mom on the list.
June 14th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
well, you know, i didn’t finish my list
so you actually were on there =P
right behind jon pander *nods head* yes yes
and even though my mom had to carry me for an extra month *i was comfy!! and lazy!!*, she has no original ideas.. like Bobby and Eisu =P
*hugs Jon Pander* i still love you, no worries..
June 14th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
oops, that was supposed to be that jon pander is behind micah..
or maybe they’re just tied
i can’t decide!
*head explodes*
June 14th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
It’s okay Jon, you’re in my list. ^o^
June 14th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Okay, I guess you can be forgiven no updates! *teasing and trying to keep it light here*
Anyway, I am glad you are okay and recovering. You should bounce back pretty quick, my friend Carol just had this surgery about 2 months ago, it took her about a week to be back to work, but I imagine she is quite a bit older than you are, she’s 58, so her bounceback is a bit slower.
Take it easy and we all look forward to your recovery and the return of our intrepid heroes.
*hugs*
Kyrin
June 15th, 2008 at 3:24 am
hope your feeling better after going to the hospital =(
June 15th, 2008 at 6:14 am
Sorry to hear about the operation, a late “get well soon” to you.
June 15th, 2008 at 7:07 am
Hey there, i just wanted to offer my best wishes for your recovery, hopefully all is well!
June 15th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Feel better soon Bobby! We miss you!
June 15th, 2008 at 9:31 am
Wowza, 12 pages in 15 days! Don’t forget to take care of yourself. I’m sure most of us would agree that your health definitely comes first. Get better soon!
June 15th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Feel better, please!
June 15th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Oh no, I hope you’ve gotten better from your surgery by now! It can sometimes be a little nerve-racking. A pity you seem to have a deadline, otherwise I’d say to wait until you’re ready to start making comics again. Either way, we as your fans can certainly wait.
June 15th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
This hospital is trying to kill me — fucked up the surgery and now who knows what’s wrong — still in the hospital, doubt I’m ever leaving. Three new pages are done and now we pretty much need like 12 pages up in the next 12 days here.
June 15th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
That doesn’t sound good… I hope it works out, somehow.
As for the new pages, if it’s that tight a schedule, maybe you should lengthen it a bit in order not to stress yourself that much. You know, stress is not good for your regeneration abilities.
June 15th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
“if it’s that tight a schedule, maybe you should lengthen it a bit”
Why do people keep saying things like this? Need to go to print by the 27th in order to have the book at the San Diego Comic-Con. Can’t lengthen it a bit. Firm deadline. And if it’s not at San Diego then that would be insanely disgusting and I probably wouldn’t even bother going to San Diego.
June 15th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Hah, I know exactly how that is, Bobby. My left lung collapsed for the second time about a year and a half ago, so I had to go through surgery to have it surgically attached to my chest wall. I was supposed to be out of the hospital in 4 days. I was -lucky- to get out after 4 WEEKS.
Hospitals suck ass. Here’s hoping they quit being stupid douches and get you fixed up!
June 15th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
“fucked up the surgery ”
Shit, what’s new.
They screwed up 3 surgeries on my dad’s back.
If you know a man whose last name is Failings, call for him. He’s the guy that basically fixes up all the loose ends in Canadaland. Not too sure if he can get over to the United City States of America, but he was the one who did the last surgery, and did it RIGHT.
“Either way, we as your fans can certainly wait.”
As nice as that is, San Diego Comic con can’t.
“Buchanan Says:
June 1st, 2008 at 5:00 pm
[a lot of nice things]”
I wonder if he’s going to come back and read the comments on his post… You made my day better, for sure.
>_> your ex reminds me of the episode Girlfriendklok from Metalocalypse, where Nathan Explosion gets a girlfriend…and she bitches at him all the time xD
June 15th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
“Why do people keep saying things like this?”
Because I’m from Europe and San Diego Comic Con is entirely _not_ on my schedule, so I keep forgetting it as your deadline. Sorry about that…
And because, on some way, it’s what every webcomic artist is told when he complains about having not enough time ;-P
June 15th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Milkymalk: I’ve mentioned Comic-Con as the reason for the deadline in almost all of my comments from the past couple months.
June 16th, 2008 at 3:25 am
Well damn, dude, good luck with all that. I know how much inflexible deadlines impeded by illness can suck. I lost a whole letter grade because i bust out a flu during exam week.
Hang in there!!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
aww… I hope you feel better now after the surgery… I had the same surgery 4 yrs ago…
March 16th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
I hope guy isn’t an ant murderer unless it’s a fire ant