Comments on: Page 79: Pope Guy

By: Tool(band)fan

Tool(band)fan — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 02:53:03 +0000

Yeah sure robot male built by oprah then I suppose next Parker is also a robot and then it will turn out that they wanna take over the world and then ana will wake up and realize it was a dream but look next to her and see Parker laying there and then she will scream. I wrote that because boredom is a cruel mistriss but yay first commentbin 2009!!!!!!!

By: RevolverCOnnery

RevolverCOnnery — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:41:45 +0000

I’d vote Guy for Pope

By: ironduke

ironduke — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:54:28 +0000

Always a great comic, and this page is very impressive!

By: Jon

Jon — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:39:32 +0000

“why aren’t you a doctor or like the pope or something?!”~Janny

*shrugs* Maybe he’s Protestant.

By: Deccer

Deccer — Tue, 27 May 2008 17:22:52 +0000

# Lex Says:
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:47 pm

I figured it out! I know what Guy cant do!
He cant cook, hold his liquor, repair anything, start a fire, swim, nor handle a knife in any way.

1: He’s a bachelor and probably knows at least a few simple things, but I wouldn’t ask for a fancy meal. Well, maybe from Guy. Probably can make a pretty mean sammie.
2: He’s in education, I think being able to drink is mandatory, I’m joking now, my wife’s a teacher.
3: Parker’s his best friend & he’s a counselor, repair(mental & machines) is probably his specialty.
4: Again Parker, but most likely how to put them out.
5: Swimming? Maybe.
6: Handle a knife? Probably does, with being in education & Parker(those violent youth, in my day kids where 30 by the time they where 9) as his best bud. I joke.

By: Schiaccianoci

Schiaccianoci — Tue, 27 May 2008 12:00:44 +0000

is it just my impression or janny is a bit envious of his sister new perfect housband? Janny doesn’t seem so proud of the father of his not-yet-born child. “Don’t know, don’t care, don’t want to talk about it”… she seems quite mad ad him. keep fine

By: Lex

Lex — Fri, 23 May 2008 20:47:51 +0000

I figured it out! I know what Guy cant do!
He cant cook, hold his liquor, repair anything, start a fire, swim, nor handle a knife in any way.

By: SprainOgre

SprainOgre — Fri, 23 May 2008 19:56:15 +0000

@Lex: Wood chippers and chiwawas (those little rat dogs must be good for something after all…)

By: Jon Pander

Jon Pander — Fri, 23 May 2008 19:11:43 +0000

Megamickel: “Dear Lord, is this going to be a dream sequence? If this entire thing never happened, Iâ€™m going to be like â€œWTFâ€ and hang myself”

Please tell me you did not take my comment about Bobby Ewing seriously.
Because I made that up.

The dream is actually that of Bob Newhart.

Lex Says:

Lex: “Guyâ€™s middle name is Maguiver.”
Actually, it’s Mary. Thanks for making me spill it – now he’s going to kick my butt.

“He cant be the pope because he would be crucified for having a vampire lesbian best friend.”
Um…. the pope -is- a vampire. Haven’t you ever heard of ‘this is my flesh, this is my blood’? Transmogrification, man! Trans-freaking-mogrification!

“He cant be a doctor, because if bloodbags start missing from the hospital, he would be suspected for being an acomplice.”
First intelligent thing I’ve heard said. Though you are of course forgetting that Parker prefers her blood fresh, not that chilled hospital junk.

“He isnts a robot, just a guy that picked up bits and pieces of things along the way. A jack of all trades that enjoys being a mentor and not a possible candidate for mass cloning”.
You’re insane, as are your insane wild theories.

“The rest of us guys will be out of a jobâ€¦ and purpose for living. How will they dispose of all our bodies?”
Possible answers:
1) Parker gets free snacks for life.
2) Our bodies would be used for Stasia’s cancer research – stop being so selfish! Be a humanitarian or else!
3) Trans-freaking-mogrification!

By: Megamickel

Megamickel — Fri, 23 May 2008 16:49:27 +0000

Dear Lord, is this going to be a dream sequence? If this entire thing never happened, I’m going to be like “WTF” and hang myself.