Page 74: Ferris Wheel Baby
Sunday, May 4th, 2008Ferris wheel delivery details on the next page!
CLICK HERE to see my mouse drawn MS Paint sketch of this page!
Ferris wheel delivery details on the next page!
CLICK HERE to see my mouse drawn MS Paint sketch of this page!
May 4th, 2008 at 12:03 am
Delivering babies on ferris wheels. That sure will be one interesting story. I wonder what other adventures Guy has been up to.
May 4th, 2008 at 12:09 am
So what? Does knowing how to deliver a baby give you points?
Dr. Guy is on call!
May 4th, 2008 at 12:13 am
simple and boring, he is definitely not.
May 4th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Does this mean there’ll be another slew of updates?
May 4th, 2008 at 12:29 am
definate bonus points for knowing how to deliver a baby Guy! Hope the little one ends up healthy.
May 4th, 2008 at 12:40 am
twooooo updates????? You really know how to give a girl excitement overload!!!
and what updates! So I (and a lot of other people, I think) definitely called that one, but not the smallest *inkling* that Guy would be a ferris-wheel-baby-delivery-aficionado!
Fantastic work, and I love the glove shot in the second panel, Ana’s angry face in panel 4, and Guy’s final look… and what the heck, li’l guy in the article’s awfully cute… oh fine. ‘Tis just an awesome page, all ’round, as always, Eisu!!
Thanks you two for seriously making my weekend!
May 4th, 2008 at 12:46 am
Don’t people know better than to go on a ferris wheel when they could be giving birth at any minute?
May 4th, 2008 at 12:52 am
What is he? Motherf***ing Superman?!
Is there anything this man CAN’T do?
May 4th, 2008 at 1:09 am
I’m glad the details will be told on the next page, but does it also explain why he has the newspaper clipping in his pocket in the first place?
May 4th, 2008 at 1:12 am
Why wouldn’t he? It’s the only thing he’s ever been famous for, prior to marrying Stasia, of course, and the subject is brought up constantly, so he keeps the clipping in his wallet, showing it to students who ask about it and blah blah blah.
May 4th, 2008 at 1:30 am
I like the shading in the second panel, it’s like Guy’s head-shadow and beard are part of the same entity. They are so closely entwined that sometimes the realities slip into each other, and he has a beard made of shadows, and shadows made of beards.
May 4th, 2008 at 2:26 am
I want to know what the newspaper clipping on the LEFT side is about. because the way he phrased that, I think there’s more than one in there.
May 4th, 2008 at 3:22 am
clearly this man is jesus in disgues or something >.>
May 4th, 2008 at 3:23 am
Wow, took it in a really awkward direction for me, he delivered two babies on a ferris wheel when he was 10?! Guy is like… Just that guy who does anything and everything in the world, honestly, what can’t Guy do? Roll his tongue?
May 4th, 2008 at 3:25 am
Delivered the second one when he was 10 (or 9). Delivered the first one years earlier.
May 4th, 2008 at 4:36 am
Not to be picky, but the RSS feed has pages 73 and 74 in the wrong order. It confused me for a minute!
May 4th, 2008 at 4:42 am
Guy is my hero. Really
May 4th, 2008 at 5:42 am
I love how Guy keeps the clipping in his wallet after all these years. 15 years is a long time to keep something like that, especially and have it be in as good of a condition as it seems to be.
May 4th, 2008 at 7:27 am
Taylor writes: What is he? Motherf***ing Superman?!
Hey, Clark Kent was a local newspaper reporter. =) Stasia deserves nothing less. (And he did knock out Christian, after all.)
May 4th, 2008 at 7:38 am
“I love how Guy keeps the clipping in his wallet after all these years. 15 years is a long time to keep something like that, especially and have it be in as good of a condition as it seems to be.”
It’s actually supposed to look really old and in bad condition, but I was pressing for time and didn’t put in any effects that would’ve worked to make it look old… I’ll probably refurbish it for the graphic novel.
May 4th, 2008 at 7:51 am
*throws hands in the air* That’s it! I give in! It’s official! Guy is now the Perfect Boyfriend for Stasia! How will this get any better?
May 4th, 2008 at 8:06 am
I am totally in love with the updates =)
Have you guys considered elisha cuthbert as Stasia?
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1405786880/nm0193846
May 4th, 2008 at 8:09 am
‘Cause there’s nothing like birth to bring a couple together. :3
I’ve been priveledged enough to see two babies born, both my little sisters. (I was 14 & 16. Mom said it would beat sex ed hands down. XD)
It is certainly an amazing thing. ^_^
~Istra~
May 4th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Why the heck does he still have that in his wallet? That is so odd.
May 4th, 2008 at 9:53 am
If was ever delivered two babys before being 10 years old, I would surely have a memento in my wallet (I mean, what are the odds? Besides is kinda of nice guy bona fide). I don’t understand why people think this is so strange, I know people that appeared on a newspaper for less flattering things and still do the same thing. Does he have pictures of the babies also? I think the mothers would keep in touch out of gratitude if nothing else.
May 4th, 2008 at 10:10 am
deffinantly.. he’s from oklahoma.. people think theres just rednecks here and in a way they are right.. but theres 2 kinds of rednecks here among white men.. drunken idiot biggoted jerks. and guys with IQ’s of about 200 but you wouldn’t be able to tell by looking at them.. jeans, t-shirts, converse sneakers, long hair. and need to shave.. :raises hand:
May 4th, 2008 at 10:28 am
So, once again, the “ordinary” guy turns out not to be so ordinary, after all. It’s as bad as the “Plain Jane” who takes off her glasses and, lo and behold, she’s the most gorgeous creature in America. Cheez…
Still loving this novel, though.
May 4th, 2008 at 10:32 am
I’m still trying to figure out where everyone else is. They’re not in the middle of nowhere. Sure, it’s a rural African village, but unless something horrible happened, I don’t see why it’s a veritable ghost town.
May 4th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Wow… please don’t stop updating these… I LOVE this comic!
Nice work… quick turn of events. Keep them coming!
May 4th, 2008 at 10:57 am
I love Guy’s expressions in the second and last panels. He looks pretty damn doctorly pulling on that glove. Loving the comic, keep up the good work.
May 4th, 2008 at 11:01 am
How old is Guy, anyway? I always thought he was 25 or so.
May 4th, 2008 at 11:05 am
I’m just waiting for the page where we find out that Guy isn’t perfect…
May 4th, 2008 at 11:22 am
I think the MS Paint page for this page is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen.
May 4th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Kinda makes me wonder what’s in the newspaper clipping… on the left side of his wallet!
May 4th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Stasia: *As Ted in ‘Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure’* I’m in love, dude…
LOL come on…not only does she have a nerdy, cute, smart guy…but he’ll know how to deliver their children too!! ^^ LOL
Again, you guys are rockin’.
May 4th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Oh wow….a ferris wheel…harsh.
May 4th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Wow, not only can Guy walk the walk, he can talk the talk too. He just pulls out this slew of doctor-speak from who knows where…
Also, AWWW Guy as a little kid!!!
May 4th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
” *throws hands in the air* That’s it! I give in! It’s official! Guy is now the Perfect Boyfriend for Stasia! How will this get any better?”
This is awesome! Guy knows how to deliver babies! And I agree with what this person said! Oh, and are they going to actually be married when Stasia’s dad shows up? That would be an awesome way to foil his plans. Keep up the great work! I love it!
May 4th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
XD What the frick? Hey, I forgot, how old is Guy? I just can’t see a five year old doing this, but I’m having a hard time putting him over twenty. XD Well, except for the stubble…23? 8 is still weird.
May 4th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
This Guy is becoming less nerdy and more Riker/MacGuyver hybrid as time progresses.
May 4th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Oh, and his age is established here:
http://www.marrymemovie.com/main/2007/08/12/page-40-call-me-ana/
May 4th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Didn’t mean to imply there was another clipping on the left side — he was just telling her where to look.
“I just can’t see a five year old doing this”
A five day old could “do it” — basically Guy was just there when it happened. Women can and often do deliver babies entirely by themselves. I doubt Guy did much at all. The only time you really need a doctor while delivering a baby is when something bad is happening. There are stories all the time of tiny little kids “delivering” babies in crazy circumstances.
May 4th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
“XD What the frick? Hey, I forgot, how old is Guy? I just can’t see a five year old doing this, but I’m having a hard time putting him over twenty. XD Well, except for the stubble…23? 8 is still weird.”
Clearly, you guys never saw Doogie Howser ^o^
May 4th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
LOL.. Baby delivery on a ferris wheel..
woah.. Guy is from the south.
May 4th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
This is the third baby! some people are just full of surprises
May 4th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
“don’t worry, I have credentials!” pulls out newspaper
Guy is short for MacGuyver
May 4th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
This and Last Blood are totally awesome, Bobby & Eisu, you’ve created some unique characters here and I can’t wait to meet you guys in person this summer. Great stuff, and Chris has some nice work as well, keep it up fellas!
May 4th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Was there ever any DOUBT that Guy would pass the tests?
May 4th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Not after this one Bryn. Not after this one.
Love the comic the expressions and the story lines.
May 4th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
If only Guy had Dr. McNinja’s phone number handy. He would get there in a jiffy!
BTW, I’ve been reading this comic for a long time, and I think it is great!
May 4th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Oh. WOW.
saw the birth coming, but TWO BABIES ON FERRIS WHEELS???!?!?
o_o I have officially been WOWWED out of my socks.
May 4th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Wow! Guy just gets more points in my book!
May 4th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Is there anything Guy can’t do? I mean, seriously?
May 4th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Kaela: Is there anything Guy can’t do? I mean, seriously?
Be a jerk? (=
May 5th, 2008 at 1:53 am
Lol You all keep saying, “what are the odds he would have delivered a baby before?” “What are the odds he’d delivered two babies before?” “What are the odds he delivered them on a ferris wheel?”
I say, what are the odds that when these women just happened to go into labor with only him there, BOTH times were on ferris wheels?!! XD
I read a ton of comics, and I’m always looking for more. Yet with as many as I read, I’d have to say this one is at least in my top 3 favorites! Freeking love you guys!! XD Post faster! I need my fix of awesome!
May 5th, 2008 at 1:57 am
Oh, and thanks for answering the question of whether the baby can breathe. I always wondered what was up with that!
Also, Guy’s smile in the last panel is so adorable! <3
May 5th, 2008 at 2:05 am
Quote: I’m still trying to figure out where everyone else is. They’re not in the middle of nowhere. Sure, it’s a rural African village, but unless something horrible happened, I don’t see why it’s a veritable ghost town.”
What if the birth is a taboo? The pregnancy was not accepted by the tribe and therefore the woman was left alone to give birth. Happens in some tribes.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:09 am
Originally I was going to explain where they all were right away (like on Page 73), but I cut that because it wasted too much space. Not positive I’ll include any definitive explanation in the comic anymore, but the answer is that they’re all off selling the beaded necklaces they make (and other things) at the nearest market (far away).
May 5th, 2008 at 2:28 am
Oh Guy! You’re just so multi-talented.
May 5th, 2008 at 3:35 am
Guy is… “one” word… AWESOME HANDSOME CANDIED BABY DELIVERING GOD!
May 5th, 2008 at 3:47 am
Candied? He’s *candied*?
Love the newspaper clipping. Priceless. I’d save it, too.
May 5th, 2008 at 4:56 am
A bit of an oddity. If Guy delivered two babies at two separate events years apart, albeit at the same location, why is he carrying two babies and dressed in a medical gown with a stethoscope in the newspaper clipping?
May 5th, 2008 at 5:35 am
Ana wil have a heart attack from this guy before she even has time to test him. There’s more to this Guy than it meets the eye…
May 5th, 2008 at 5:42 am
Nomad: I’m betting the picture was set up by the newspaper to be cute; it IS an unlikely circumstance. They’d want a seriously interesting picture.
Women do give birth completely on their own, more often than we think! And in a lot of places around the world, they certainly don’t go to hospitals to deliver. The mother’s body knows what it’s doing most of the time.
The only time a women really needs help is if there are complications, which is, maybe 5%. But it is good to have someone there just in case.
May 5th, 2008 at 5:57 am
Well, I hope there will be updates everyday again.
But I think the story is turning a little… unbelievable, I mean more than before. Guy is a kind of almighty and that’s getting the story out of the initial point. Anyway I’m not trying to say just the things I don’t like, I love this webcomic and I’ll read it till the end.
So thanks for doing it and see you in the next page.
Sorry for my english, I’m from Argentina.
May 5th, 2008 at 7:30 am
Guy (as a child) looks a bit confused and amazed with himself. Amazing work Eisu as always. The character visuals are always so dead on. Sometimes i find myself making faces that comic characters ought to have on the faces (…which is why i dont read on the subway anymore. too many wierd looks and old ladies asking if i’m alright…) but you always do them so i can just laugh at whats in the pic and not whats in my head. Pat on back well deserved. Oh and bobby had something to do with it so i guess you get one too
May 5th, 2008 at 8:11 am
First of all, awesome page, as alwas
But what I don’t get is: if there were years between the two first babies Guy delivered, then why is he holding two babies in the newspaper cut?
May 5th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Guy is made of win. Seriously. But he still has the clipping? Weird O___o
May 5th, 2008 at 9:57 am
So you have 1 human male that has a past that can probably pop up at any moment in time of need, with a female vampire-in-training bestfriend that is in love with his wife and she doesnt know how to drive well.
Within the last few pages we have learned that Guy could be related to Maguiver, Parker could be related to Bella Morte, and Ana’s father reminds me of the parents that put their 4year old kids in pageants.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:03 am
(jaw drops)
May 5th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Guy > every single living man in the world, yes, we all do amazing things once in a while and we’re not fictional characters, but helping birth a baby when he was really young just owns everything I’ve done. That’s from a guy who completed a 2 mile run in 15:30 and a 9.2 mile walk with 70lbs on his back with a broken foot, I feel so pwned… Bobby is still awesome for his amazing work!
May 5th, 2008 at 10:29 am
On page 40 “Call me Ana” Guy states that he is 25 (that would make him around 10).
Eisu awsome illos & Bobby killer story. Ya’ll keep up the great work.
May 5th, 2008 at 11:44 am
“If Guy delivered two babies at two separate events years apart, albeit at the same location, why is he carrying two babies and dressed in a medical gown with a stethoscope in the newspaper clipping?”
To illustrate the point that it’s the second baby he delivered. Hundreds of members of the press were at the hospital and they were looking for the best photos possible to go along with their story in the next day’s paper and somebody who thought he was smart asked Guy to hold up two babies, since they were surrounded by lots of them at the time in the maternity ward. I don’t see what’s so hard about putting two and two together on some of these things. The next question will probably be “So Guy picked up a random baby he wasn’t related to without the parents’ permission???” Uh, no, they obviously asked for and got permission very easily. Same answer for why he’s wearing a stethoscope, of course — makes for a better picture (someone thought).
“Guy is a kind of almighty and that’s getting the story out of the initial point.”
The initial point was to be a wacky comedy.
May 5th, 2008 at 11:54 am
ROTFL…I’m sooo loving Guy right now. If Stasia doesn’t marry him, I will! Ha-ha, I’m just kidding…sort of.
May 5th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Can I fall more in love with Guy? Can I? Nah, I can’t.
I’ll be squealing like a fangirl, so I’ll see you guys soon.
May 5th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
man, I didn’t know Guy was so talented. Hearts! I want to marry him now! ^.^
May 5th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
well at least they wont have to go to the hospital in the future XD
May 5th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Okay fess up!
Guy planted that pregnant woman in order to look totally uber-cool beyond compare for Stasia. When he smiles, is there a sparkle that occurs on his teeth as well?
I am, of course, kidding.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Yknow, the plumbing in my bathroom needs some work done and I need the drywall re-done, and I’m pretty sure that some time in his past, Guy has also been a licensed plumber and contractor.
eh…. Screw it.
I’m an utterly heterosexual, non-fictional man and at this point, I want to marry Guy as well.
I am, of course, kidding, ladies. I’m still on the market for the babes.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
T-T too bad i’m up to date now i hate when i have to wait for updates it bums me out
May 5th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Shae Says: “But what I don’t get is: if there were years between the two first babies Guy delivered, then why is he holding two babies in the newspaper cut?”
The answer is obvious. Guy is a time traveller. He travelled back in time to one baby’s birth on the ferris wheel, then took the baby into the future to deliver a second baby on the same ferris wheel. It’s sooo obvious.
Or … he could have delivered them both at the same time on the same day, and they’re twins.
I feel that either theory works. Because at this point, if you told me Guy had built a time machine in his garage in his spare time, I’d probably believe it
May 5th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Only defending myself on this because I think I’m the only one who said anything like it, I never said it was throwing the story from the point, wacky romantic comedies are like this. Also, Parker DID say Guy is perfect, no reason to believe he didn’t pull a Doogie Howser MD as a kid. That’s the last time I’ll ever mention the NPH, hear too much about him being me… And no, I’m not NPH, I just hear I look like him… A LOT
May 5th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
While I never actually had to do anything like that, I did have the data to have been able to do so. It’s one of the things you get as a Missionary Kid. Mom and Dad had to be able to handle medical emergencies, which required that they study and prepare ahead of time in case it happened. So, instead of normal bedtime stories, I was getting “The Village Medical Manual”, and “Where there is no Doctor” read to me. (when I was 3) I also got to help practice lots of the stuff from those manuals. (grapefruit works better than oranges as a target for practicing how to give shots)
May 5th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
is it me or does Stasia’s father look like Rage from Last Blood? anyway glad to see it was a plague of babies and not a plague of death, although i figured if he delivered any child it would be Janny’s… also most 10 year olds would freak out at a pregnant women giving birth infront of them so this leads the quiestion…what do Guy’s parents do? is one of them a doctor? i noticed he never spoke of his family when he was talking about himself but that could explain why he was so calm about it. anyway keep up the good work.
May 5th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
But, will Guy keep his cool when it’s Stasia in labor with his daughter/son? And, by any chance will he assist with Janny’s delivery? (She’s due some time in the very near future, she was eight months pregnant at the start)
May 5th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
>_< hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Sorry, that’s all I can comment at the moment…
May 5th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Well, he doesn’t sound like he’s going to be in any hurry to get the cord cut, so he’s already head and shoulders over most most of the OBs out there IMO - hand the man a diploma already.
I’m trying to imagine delivering two babies on a ferris wheel. Poor Guyling had nooooo taste in ferris wheel partners whatsoever. lol
May 6th, 2008 at 1:28 am
He just wanted stasia to have a grab at his rear when he said thats where his wallet was! joking ^^
I’d keep the newspaper clipping as well!
May 6th, 2008 at 2:54 am
The REAL question is just how much did Guy do at the actual births of the two ferris wheel babies? I can’t imagine that he was that involved with the first one, since the second one happened when he was 10, and according to the good Mr. Crosby, the first happened years earlier (so… 5-8, would be the age for him).
And, yeah, put a little thought into things and realize that the press DOES stage pictures, people DO keep newspaper clippings with them for years, and wallets tend to accumulate random scraps of paper that will eventually fossilize within the stinky leather confines of that most useful of society-approved male accessories. Not so unbelievable after all.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:25 am
Dose no ody eles get it the third one. The last time it was TWINS (Derditder). And as far as Ana’s Father I hope he’s in Antartica with some pinguens.
May 6th, 2008 at 6:40 am
Ok here’s what I want to know - where is the rest of the village? Did they all leave a women in labor so guy could come in a help her give birth? I’m sorry I’m having trouble believing that there isn’t a perfectly good midwife in the village. Sure is it a sanitary as it could be? no, but I can hardly believe that she would be alone.
I’m going to have to agree with what someone said earlier - guy had it all staged so he could look awesomely cool. How did he know he was going to be in Africa? - someone might point out. Well as someone already said - he’s a time traveler. Explains why parker thinks he perfect too. Further more It explains why he would a have degree worthy knowledge of giving birth. Because I doubt many fifteen year olds, who don’t want to become OBGYN, look up all about giving birth even after delivering two babies.
May 6th, 2008 at 6:43 am
Sorry I got the age wrong at ferris wheel birth - he was what around ten? Yup definately a time traveler.
May 6th, 2008 at 6:54 am
Doogie Howser anyone?
May 6th, 2008 at 8:42 am
Bobby, I just wanted to say how awesome it is that you actually put time and effort into researching what you put in your comic. You did it with Umoja and you’ve obviously done it here. Guy knows what he’s talking about because you’ve done your homework and by extension, know what you’re talking about. It really makes the whole thing more believeable and enjoyable. So, I just want to applaud you on your effort and thank you for putting so much into it.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Third Baby in 15 years…so he was involved with the *first* one 15 years ago, at age 10, and the second one some time later (not too much later, he doesn’t look more than 12-13 in photo) If he was involved with the first at say, seven, it would be thrid baby in *18* years…
May 6th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Oops…sorry, I misread.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Obviously Guy read up on childbirth following his early experiences…he sounds like a veritable Encyclopedia Brown here!
May 6th, 2008 at 9:43 am
who the fuck keeps a newspaper clipping about themselves 15 years ago in their fucking wallet? who the fuck is this faggot trying to impress?
May 6th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Well…Guy seems to just drop in at the right place at the right time to show off a little bit more of himself to Ana. Maybe his father was Chuck Norris or something…Chuck Norris could do anything and everything, and so far Guy seems to be able to do the same.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Guy seems like he’s very comfortable with Stasia if he’s letting her get his wallet out of his pocket. The only guy’s who’s wallet I dare grab is my boyfriend of two years. I won’t even bother my brothers’ wallets unless they hand them to me. They can be personal things. I don’t want people going though my purse even if they ask. I’ll hand them what they want.
(yes, i get that he put on gloves, but some guys would just say “wait til I’m through, then I’ll tell/show you why.”
I love this comic. It’s so great.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Ummm why does he have that in his pocket?
May 6th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
@SpecK
You got me beat at the broken foot thing though, I honestly can’t recall any broken bones ….
I’ve done a 2 mile run in 14:30.
And about having the clipping in his wallet … some guys are pack rats, and I’ll admit that I’m one too.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Heck, if I was on hand delivering babies, I’d be keeping the clipping too.
Maybe I’m pathetic, but when I was in the newspaper at 7 years old for something you’d really not believe me about anyway, I still have the clip. Granted, it’s at home, but it’s kept. Definitely kept.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
O.o
Ok
its official
Guy is perfect
…
does he have ANY flaws?
He’s making me feel all…unworthy.
I think he deserves his own fanclub ^^
May 6th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Why does he keep the cipping? Well to show it to pretty girls whenever the opportunity arises *laugh*. Nah he’s not the type but think about it, lots of guys keep pictures and other mementos and stuff in there. You know “men’s wallet, woman’s purse” and all that. And what better to have in your wallet when a girl starts digging around than a cute photo of yourself AND showing off your heroic acts.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
You guys are really bad at thinking things through, jeez. He’s obviously asked constantly about the ferris wheel incidents and people are always getting the stories wrong from what they heard or what they remember from so long ago, so he keeps the clipping to show people what actually happened and to prove that it’s true, since at least one person per day probably asks him if it really happened. Just imagine if a teacher or guidance counselor at your high school delivered two babies on ferris wheels as a little kid about 15 years ago in your same town.
Also, he has all this knowledge because every single time he talks to a doctor, like when going to the hospital or anything, and people recognize his name or his face, the doctors ask him about the deliveries and give advice on what he should have done if this happened or this happened and so on. Think it through.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
There’s also the fact that’s it’s just not uncommon for a guy to keep a clipping of something he likes or something that happened to him… this is the one thing that happened to him that got into the papers, so it’s not weird that he’d keep the clipping… I mean, think about it! You’re 10 years old and you already delivered 2 babies! A mom would be proud enough to clip the paper and frame it, a guy might just wanna keep it as a memento of something big he’d done waaaaay back when…
May 6th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
(I just don’t see why people should be asking that question, really… I mean, just because YOU don’t do it doesn’t mean other people won’t do it… stop living in yourself and open up to the world, peeps)
May 6th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
I’m not saying he wouldn’t keep the newspaper. XD I’d keep the article.
But in his wallet?
May 6th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Michelle: Why not? I have an newspaper clip in my wallet too cos I treasured it…
May 7th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
I know that he delivered the babies on the same ferris wheel a year apart from each other; but the newspaper clipping is confusing. The babies both look like infants (twins) when technically one should be an infant and one should be a year old…right?
May 7th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Anyone who asks about that again will be banned. Been answered way too many times.
May 7th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I still hold fast to my Time Traveller Guy theory.
May 7th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Why is he carrying this thing around?!
May 11th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
LEAVE BOBBBY ALOOONE!
May 11th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
I’ve just figured it out! The reason he was able to be present at 2 ferris wheel deliveries is this one simple fact: Guy can induce labor WITH HIS MIND.
May 12th, 2008 at 12:36 am
in fact, I’m pretty sure Superman puts on glasses to change into Guy