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Page 34: Parker Hates Denny

Friday, June 29th, 2007

Parker and Denny are the two best characters.

65 Responses to “Page 34: Parker Hates Denny”

  1. vorakaso Says:

    Haha, Parker’s so depressed about not being able to stay in a room with Stasia.

  2. sargentwolf Says:

    parker ftw!

  3. dragonmage Says:

    LOL Parker’s expression in the last panel is priceless. And I think I’m beginning to fall in love with Denny as well. His giant wall-ness is so endearing! :D

  4. Josh D Says:

    Lol congratulations youve done it again. Though it will still be hard to top the funny factor of Parker peeing herself.

  5. justme Says:

    No sleep? hmm…
    I don’t think Parker should be wanting to be in that room in the first place

  6. Heather Says:

    I appologise for sounding so harsh on the last page. I didn’t mean to be mean and I got a bad response. I just was thinking that you guys were under a lot of stress and I was thinking we should have just relaxed for a while. I love the comic and I do know what hard work it is. A really good friend of mine updates her comic that she writes herself and draws herself in color twice a week and was going to school full time and coming out with her book all at the same time. I have no idea how she kept up with that. Amazing it is. I would do it too if I had a story. Anyway, I’m proud of you guys and I’m sorry once more. Thanks for the update!

  7. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Heather, no problem at all and no need to apologize. You weren’t one of the mean people, and I don’t think you got a bad response

  8. Warped_Mind Says:

    Hmm, from the looks of it Stasia went into the room with both Janny AND Guy which implies an “all-night discussion” (from the context, it’s hard to tell who she was referring to as “you”). However, if it was just Guy there would be two possibilities. Either she’s a bit more rational and wants to actually get to know the guy before being forced into a bunch of decisions in the morning. That would be the smart thing. However, Stasia might very well still be on her “this-marriage-is-going-to-work-if-it’s-the-last-thing-I-do” path, in which case she would see her wedding night as a necessary thing. Hilarity should then follow.

  9. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Just Stasia and Guy in the room. Janny’s taking 503. Parker’s taking the hallway for the moment!

  10. Valerie Says:

    Whoa, Stasia. o0 I wonder what they’ll be doing all night~~

    Still ♥ing Parker. ;P

    My favorite panel iiiiis… Wow, I think the third one. Parker looks so sad. “How come I can’t share a room with Stasiaaaaa? ;_;” XD

    Oh, and welcome to the bench, ThatOneChick. There’re three of us now. Yay. XD

  11. Andy-o Says:

    “Whoa, Stasia. o0 I wonder what they’ll be doing all night~~”

    Playing Scramble! xD

    Nice page!

  12. Courteney Says:

    lol…i love denny.

  13. piedoggie Says:

    thank you thank you thank you. You have created characters and a storyline that just makes me smile. Something I really appreciate just this minute. Tuesday, 2:30 a.m., a tree crashed into my house directly above where my wife was sleeping. We are so lucky that that tree did not puncture the roof, no glass was broken and she was only scared. The only thing that got damaged was a house and that can be fixed. Pictures will be put up sometime today (Saturday).

  14. snazzy_azzy Says:

    This page was definitely worth the wait!

  15. Namsab Says:

    haha, Guy seems to notice next to nothing with the earphones on and his eyes practically glued to that book xP I guess the second Stasia started dragging him he was ‘Uh, what’s going on?’ instead of ‘We’re going to share a room?’.

    Denny makes a valid point, though. Why IS Parker there? I can understand that Guy wants her with him to have at least one familiar face around, even if it is as chaotic as hers XD But why haven’t Stasia and especially Janny haven’t tried to get, kinda, rid of her? It figures that she could be more trouble than she’s worth…

  16. Gram Says:

    denny rocked parker

  17. Sari Says:

    first off, much love for Bobby and Eisu — this page gets checked daily… and bi-daily, and tri-daily and… *coughs*

    second, I ♥ Denny, especially here xD

    third, Guy with that book reminds me so much of me — completely oblivious to everything I’ll still be able to navigate with my eyes glued to the page — walking home one night reading a book in the snatches of street lamps and passing car headlights I had someone shout out to me that I’d ruin my eyes that way — I waved and kept walking. :P yay for ♥ing books!

  18. Ghost in the Machine Says:

    Could be they’re considering Parker as Guy’s entourage, just like Janny is part of Stasia’s. Which means while on Stasia’s turf, they’ll be polite as long as Parker doesn’t make a nuisance of herself. But if she steps out of line, oh well, too bad.

  19. Proxess Says:

    Denny is funny! I wonder what Stasia is thinking of doing with Guy? Of course Parker is going to hate Denny, hes the big body guard that keeps fans like Parker away from Stasia.

  20. MadDoctorD Says:

    Ah… Denny makes his re-appearance being the over-sized obligatory black guy. He is made of awesome, and Parker is made of SQUEEEEEEE~!

    I just know that Parker is going to blow up so much into Denny’s face that she’ll be able to force herself into that room. Either that or at least put an ear up to it. I wonder what a crazed fangirl lesbian would do to at least get her ear up against that door and have Denny do the same?

  21. Miranda Says:

    Yay a new page!! I’ve been waiting ever so impatiently. ;) …And Denny rocks.

  22. wedge Says:

    kinda glad that happened, the press would have an even bigger field day if they were in that hall and Guy comes out of his room with another woman

  23. Neni Says:

    i laughed so hard at that last pannel XD denny is such a meanie!

    great comic bobby, please keep it up XD you know, i was going to post yesterday when i saw that mess of people asking for updates and stuff, so i wrote a big comment and then it didn’t post n.nU

    i’ll try again today XD why don’t you make a little hiatus, like for two weeks or something like that, and ask eisu to make the pages like usual m-w-f, you’d have 6 pages right? even if it’s less than 6, like 4 or something you can start updating again receiving m-w-f’s pages from eisu and if something happens you’ll always be ahead of the comic don’t you think? ^^ well, it’s just a little idea =D i hope you son’t get offended or anything, sorry for my bad english XD i’m from venezuela and well you know, spanish and stuff; i hope you keep up the good work =D i love your comic and eisu’s art, kisses for both!
    bye!

  24. batgirl Says:

    I LOVE YOU DENNY! BANZAII! *GLOMP!*

  25. Bobby Crosby Says:

    Neni: The update schedule means practically nothing to me. It’s not important enough to worry about the details of it. New pages will go up as they’re completed, that’s all. Glad you like the comic.

  26. Lydia Says:

    MM brings me so much joy.

    Parker and Denny are wonderful, as always.

  27. Tamanegi Says:

    Parker and Denny have the potential to become good friends ^^

  28. Nate Says:

    LOL@ the sex that won’t be happening!

  29. Fwizzie Says:

    Only two rooms? What happened to the rest of the hallway? Did they rent the whole floor (that would mean they’d have to kick someone out, probably), or did they just happen to get two rooms across from each other? No crowd gathering inside?
    Way to kick the pregnant lady out of her room, Stasia. That’s really respectable of you. Okay, I understand she wasn’t there yet, but, still… Anyway, I love you, Denny.

    I want to see pictures, piedoggie. You two are very fortunate.

  30. Neni Says:

    no prob bobby n__n just was suggesting! don’t like people complaining when the comic is such fun and well drawn! good luck =D

  31. Sean Says:

    God, I’m digging this comic, its so good.

    Oh and Sari, totally agree with you. I can navigate a busy High School hallway, novel in hand. Books/Comics/Magazines R Awesome. :)

  32. Valerie Says:

    “Playing Scramble! xD”

    Totally. Just… not the way people traditionally play it, I’m sure. Wink wink, nudge nudge. XD

    piedoggie: Wow, that sucks, hun. Glad everyone’s okay!

    “LOL@ the sex that won’t be happening!”

    XD!!

  33. Richard Says:

    I like this comic a lot. I learned about it at “Red String”. One reason for keeping Parker around is that if she is still with them, she is not off posting all the details on the web.

  34. Brad Says:

    this comic is great work its really interesting and original :D

  35. Datherine Says:

    Woot! I officially love Denny. xD Poor Guy… Wonder what Stasia wants… Just to know about him some more?

  36. Skreyola Says:

    Aww, how could you not like Denny? He’s awesome. Here’s to hope of a Parker/Denny romance. ;)

  37. Ryah Says:

    I love the new page, yay!

    Although I do think Janny should have a bit more nose in panel 2. Just sayin.’ :-)

    I love how the first panel is drawn the most, panel 4 has hilarious writing (”um, no” sounds so Stasia!) and the last panel is my favorite. Great writing and great art!

  38. Gram Says:

    there going to have to get some sleep cause after her dad lands no one will be able to sleep. unless parker and stasia run off someplace private that cant be found. honeymoon and all.

  39. Kristen Says:

    My mind went straight to the gutter. Hooray for double entendre!

  40. the captain Says:

    I can see parker going straight for denny.

    Btw I like reading the comments.

    Even the ones that were talkin s#!%.

    It always turns out to be funny to me.

    Thanks.

  41. Hobbes Says:

    Yay Denny! :D *mind blown at 1 am*

  42. Valerie Says:

    “One reason for keeping Parker around is that if she is still with them, she is not off posting all the details on the web.”

    Pfft, she’s managed to do that already. XD

    “Wonder what Stasia wants… Just to know about him some more?”

    Uh, yeah. >_> Suuure… Wants to “get to know him”… By “playing Scrabble”…

    “Here’s to hope of a Parker/Denny romance.”

    Omigosh, Bobby and Eisu! The first MM crack-pairing! Yaaayyy!!
    (Sorry, couldn’t resist that. XD)

  43. Jessie_M Says:

    I love Denny, my D-Dawg… ^_^ *squee*

  44. Bartimaeus Says:

    Arrgh. What do you think Stasia’s dad’s reaction will be when he discovers that they’re bonding?

  45. Valerie Says:

    “What do you think Stasia’s dad’s reaction will be when he discovers that they’re bonding?”

    Interesting. Very, very interesting.

  46. ThatOneChick Says:

    ♥
    Denny is the best character.
    Just ‘cuz I named him.
    xDDD
    Naw, I still love Parker.
    “Here’s to hope of a Parker/Denny romance.”
    Whoo, CRACK!

    Also? I love how absorbed Guy is in Stasia’s book and music until she strats dragging him into the room.

  47. Andy-o Says:

    “Totally. Just… not the way people traditionally play it, I’m sure. Wink wink, nudge nudge. XD”

    Say no more?
    Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

    Gotta love Monty Pyton! xD

    Oh and I bet they’ll go exploring. Time and space is what’s in these days.

  48. Ros Says:

    A Parker/Denny romance? Sweetness. That would totally be the best. :) .
    I love Parker’s expression in the last panel. Brilliant!
    I can’t wait until Stasia’s dad gets here. The anticipation is killing me.

  49. Valerie Says:

    “Oh and I bet they’ll go exploring. Time and space is what’s in these days.”

    Oh, totally. XD

  50. the captain Says:

    Didn’t bobby say that they won’t be meeting up with the dad?

    I think he said that. Something like they’ll be gone by the time he gets there

  51. TheSketch Says:

    I don’t know about you guys, but I really like Guy’s design and the same for Stasia’s. I can’t say that spiky haired characters are my kinda characters :P

  52. Rawlo Says:

    I don’t know what all this is about a romance between parker and denny, parker is after all a les (disclaimer: I mean nothing bad by that, just stating a fact). I think it’s more likely a freindship will form between them, to the extent of joking arguments etc.

  53. Bobby Crosby Says:

    I think Parker will cut off Denny’s head with a sword.

  54. Giselle Says:

    “Here’s to hope of a Parker/Denny romance. ”

    Yeah, to basically agree w/ Rawlo, it was very much stated that she’s not into the dudes.

    And cutting denny’s head off w/ a sword? I’d pay to see that. ♥

  55. ThatOneChick Says:

    “I think Parker will cut off Denny’s head with a sword.”

    Ahaha! Never underestimate insane fangirls.

    “Yeah, to basically agree w/ Rawlo, it was very much stated that she’s not into the dudes.”

    That’s why it’s /Crack/. Because it could /never happen/.

    ♥

  56. Andy-o Says:

    Wouldn’t suprise me at all if she got at least ten knives in that hair of hers.

    xD

  57. Bartimaeus Says:

    “Wouldn’t suprise me at all if she got at least ten knives in that hair of hers.”

    You’re confusing this series with a spy novel. That said, I can point you towards some good ones…

  58. rain_robinson Says:

    Stasia and Guy are probably just talking. She should really get to know him. After all, he was willing to offer advice. Even though it probably won’t help the matter at hand.

  59. Norgs Says:

    You know, despite how bad it looks, I kinda doubt that Stasia’s gonna do Guy. I think it’s more likely they’re gonna work things out.

    Of course, she has broken up with her last 3 boyfriends, and I get the feeling that her last break up was a while ago. So it’s perfectly possible she’s a bit “lonely.”

  60. Romkira Says:

    Denny rocks!

  61. Bobby Crosby Says:

    I have a feeling Guy’s advice will be very helpful, when he finally gives it.

  62. Rollo Says:

    Weeeeeeell… this prophecy of our li’l hot-tempered blonde… “I’m not sleeping at all tonight, and neither are you!”… Is this your way to prenounce tonight’s birth of Janny’s baby, Bobby? ;)
    Oh man. What a great page! Although the slamming door closes the scene, there is a thrilling cliffhanger, cause everyone wants to know weather this gets “piquante” or not, and a funny pointe which not only presents our “Buffo”-couple once more, but also creates so much charakter in denny!

    All this crowned with such light-handed artwork… Eisu, this is marvelous!
    I once compaired you two with Goscinny and Uderzo. I still stand to this high word.

  63. Lolli Says:

    Awww, but I love Denny. xD
    You’re right, though.
    Parker and Denny ARE the two best characters. Heh.

  64. TheSketch Says:

    Although I must say that the last panel lacks a certain word that’ll make a lot more sense.
    Danny says: “What Are You even doing here? you’re just the friend who peed herself”
    Somehow I feel that that sentence lacks the word ‘on’, right after the word peed, so it’ll turn out to be “you’re just the friend who peed on herself”
    If I were to write something like that back in the days when still I learned english, my teacher would’ve decapitate me for that, saying: “GRAMMAR GRAMMAR GRAMMAR!!!” :P

  65. Bobby Crosby Says:

    TheSketch: Not only is this line in DIALOGUE (where grammar rules do not apply), but it’s in the dialogue of Denny (not “Danny”), who works as a security guard (not the brightest person in the world) and who previously has said “Y’all best back up!” If your teacher would decapitate you for having bad grammar in DIALOGUE, she needs to go back to school herself.

    And by the way, click.